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Grand Theft Auto III Sayings Topic

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SeroH

The paramedic quotes are hillarious

 

Military: "This is better than training"

Rich lady: "Talk...to the hand"

Student lady: "My dog ate my homework"

Random teen girl: "Sh-t I broke my nail"

Fat lady: "Oh look at me I'm dripping"

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Dan_1983

"My mother's my sister"

"What you doing...giving birth?"

"You prick...he took my cab"

"Get in the back...AHHHHH"

"BURRITO"

"She's the mother of my children"

"Easy dragon breath"

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ciel

''Shake it girlfriend!''

''I'm gonna getcha.''

''You're dead, big boy.''

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Femme Fatale

"Call the YMCA!"

"In the navy!"

"Young man!"

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JosephStalin

I swear I thought she was my second cousin.

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JosephStalin

Get in the back....AH!

Edited by JosephStalin

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grosso2626

Yakuza: PATHETIC! COME TO DADDY! I KILL YOU!

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LeakyLine

MO MONEY MO PROBLEM

 

Young man!

 

We're going to Aruba

 

I SEE PAIN IN YOUR FUTURE

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aragond

This game was magnificent, and that ped' dialogue just proves it.

 

Where is that in GTA V, R*?!

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Son Of Morph

"Drive slower!"

"Ramming speed"

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Helegad

This game was magnificent, and that ped' dialogue just proves it.

 

Where is that in GTA V, R*?!

 

I PICKED UP THE BABY POWDER FOR YOUR CHAFING

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Son Of Morph

I think I prefer GTA 3's great one liners compared to the drivel phone conversations in V...

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Paisan™

"I'll show you driving"

"You can sail the 7 seas"

"In the Navy"

"Drive slower!"

"You want the chainsaw gringo?"

"Its no problem to kill you"

"Big tough Yankee boy"

"Police freeze!"

 

I know there are HEAPS more, but I have forgotten!

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SeroH

"Damn partner"

"You're making Rosco mad"

"Get me another donut, I'm hungry"

"Like I have time for kids"

"Don't hurt me, I'm from England"

"Nice lipstick, sister"

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CatalinaLover

Here's some more quotes:

Some Lady in Staunton Island: "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"

Female Shopper with ZIP shopping bags: "That's SO in this season!"

African-American Lady: "It's not easy looking this good!"

Same African-American Lady when you jack her car: "These shoes are new!"

Liberty City Cocks Woman: "Hey, I've been divorced twelve times!"

Rich Lady in Staunton Island: "I need a cigarette"

African American Girl wearing a blue jumper: "Hurry up, I'm a beautician!" (when stuck in traffic)

 

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CatalinaLover

Businesswoman normally found around Bedford Point: "Course I slept my way to the top!"

Rich Black Woman (when you hit her car): "You on welfare?!"

Female Shopper carrying ZIP shopping bags: "I think there's a sale at the mall."

Prostitute: "All I wanna do is knock boots!"

Old Woman: "It wasn't like this in my day."

Old Female Shopper: "Treats me proper like a princess!"

Female College Student: "I hate cafeteria food"

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Shauny7488

Whats a physco?

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