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Grand Theft Auto III Funny Quotes Thread


Hell No..

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I remember when I was a youngling and the game came out me and my friends would say "I aint never seen that befow, in all my years!"

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where is "i'm an old lady for christ sakes!" and "don't you have any respect for your elders?" at?

 

Edit:

Red Jack & Purple Nine peds (when attacked): "I'm gonna bust your ass!" "Lets go cracker!"

White male ped in dark glasses, blue shirt, jeans, and cap (when hijacking his car): "Like I give a sh*t!" "I'm not a afraid of you!"

3 star wanted level: some police officer shouts out to the mic from the helicopter "Hell, you're dead anyway!"

Columbian Cartel (when attacked): "you gonna be sorry!" "Run or die!" "There's no problem to kill you!"

White male ped in dark glasses, blue shirt, jeans, and cap (in car, when blocked): "Screw you!"

 

White female ped in black clothing with a brown ponytail, long dark gray stockings, and carries a a red book. She's most likely seen driving expensive cars like the senteinal(sp?) or the cheetah (when hijacking her car): "My baby!"

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does anyone know anything the leone mafia says?or yells at you? I can never understand them. I think they talk in italian sometimes lol.

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What about, "I f*ck his ass up bad!"? I noticed that one a few times.

III / VC never had the word f*ck ingame.

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What about, "I f*ck his ass up bad!"?  I noticed that one a few times.

III / VC never had the word f*ck ingame.

LOL I NEVER noticed that VC/III never had the f*ck word on the script. It started in San Andreas and is also there in LCS and others...

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Sometimes when you steal a construction worker's car he says "My tuba!"

I thought he said my toolbox lol

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Sometimes when you steal a construction worker's car he says "My tuba!"

I thought he said my toolbox lol

blush.gif Well that isn't in the topic either.

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427. "I got a better car than you!"

A guy wearing a blue shirt and blue pants said that while he was in a taxi and i was in an Aston Martin, I was cracking up lmao!

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I havent put that one in yet.

 

I still got 346 "sayings" to add.  tounge.gif

add this one :

 

 

" you must stay cool "

 

or

 

" this ain't the rasta job "

 

 

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what am i saying ?

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While listening to the sounds, using gta3audio, I heard the male hobo or someone else say:

"That's enough of that"

"I'll take ya down"

"Wheya doin?"

"C'mon son"

"Noo way sonny"

"You're mental"

"I'll get you"

"I'm gonna eat ye"

"You're a madman"

"You're daft"

"Oi, doll"

"I'll put a bit of Scotland in ya"

"Alright then"

"Alright darling"

"Watch it"

"Jesus, you're mental"

"Jesus"

"What's that what what where place?"

"Shutup"

"Aye aye"

"You sound drunk"

"B***ard"

"That's ma car!"

"I'll get YOU!"

"Off ma car"

"Move it!"

 

Got any of those?

There are many more sayings in there... mercie_blink.gif

 

EDIT: Also I jacked an Infernus from a Man with the blue checked shirt and it sounded like he said: "Keep it, it's sh*t!" LOL that was funny...

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Some italians mafia gangster sayings smile.gif and translation for you smile.gif

 

"Testa di minchia!"

"Dickhead!"

 

"Che ti credi stronzo?"

"WTF are you doing asshole?"

 

"Guidi come una femmena!"

"You drive like a woman!"

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use this tool

it opens the sfx archive and shows the list of files. It has play button and you can play immediately every file without need to extract it wink.gif

I think that this will help you for finding all the sayings

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I'll add a few dialogues myself, which I saw were not listed.

 

1. "I'm going to kill you"

2. "You're a big dumb yankee boy"

3. "There's no problem to kill you"

4. "You're going to be sorry"

5. "Senor dickhead"

6. "A'ight, a'ight, get lost"

 

These dialogues are being said by the members of the Columbian Cartel.

 

Plus, there's a phrase the two Cartel members say at the beginning of the mission "The Exchange" scene.

 

"Ci, ci bueno. Parces serio. One of these Scarface idiots."

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Some italians mafia gangster sayings smile.gif and translation for you smile.gif

 

"Testa di minchia!"

"Dickhead!"

 

"Che ti credi stronzo?"

"WTF are you doing asshole?"

 

"Guidi come una femmena!"

"You drive like a woman!"

Doesn't Stronzo mean sh*t in Italian?

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idk but can someone tell us more about the mafia i think they say

 

: "Mirngra cut this off"

 

" chinco sorry amigo"

 

does any know any more

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"This isn't the ghetto."

"Those cocks suck!"

"Little Timmy plays real good!"

"Go Cocks!"

"You got nothing smaller, Mr.?"

"Yeah, Cocks!"

"Hi, how are you?"

"I can change that."

"Do you got any bright ideas what to say?"

 

 

 

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