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Hell No..

Grand Theft Auto III Funny Quotes Thread

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Drizz

sorry if dat one has been said...

 

sum hoodz say: "Whadup, cracka?"

and i herd one saying (red jackets): "You want beef?"

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KoLSPD2

I have a few quotes that weren't mentioned yet:

 

"Watch the shopping bags azzhole!" - shopper with blonde hair. Heard this while I nearly ran her over in Torrington

 

"Mother of gods!" - female tramp

 

"Get me outta here!" - old woman at Saint Mark's

 

"Yer messin' with the union..." - docker at Pike Creek

 

 

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Hell No..
Sorry for the late update. Ive been busy, thanks for those.

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Chunky Lee Chong
Could you do me a favor and isolate the Triad sayings?

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Hell No..
You mean get all their sayings?

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Chunky Lee Chong
You mean get all their sayings?

Yes, please.

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Hell No..
heh, that will probably take some time. I dont play it much anymore. Aint looked out for any in a long while.

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Chunky Lee Chong
Whatever you can do would be great.

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johnson.

If you follow the man wiht the olive colored trench coat and hat he sings this song.

 

Pedestrian: Young man!

[later]

Pedestrian: There's a place you can go.

[later]

Pedestrian: Call the YMCA.

 

Sound familiar?

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Mav.
I don't know if its been posted or not but when you steal a person's car they often say: "Do you know who I am?".

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etornedo

I guess, A couple of them missing,

 

1) OPEN YOUR FREAKING EYES (when you bang your car into a woman's' car )

2) I'm not walking (when you jack a car from a guy )

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heebiejeebieclub

You realize there are some duplicates

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Vanzant

There is some heebie but give him credit at least. I guarentee this guide took him some time to complete I could'nt have done it better. When the Yakuza says "I smell like piss" I think it actually sounds more like " I smell like cheese" . Good work n this guide.

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choke the chicken

the colllege student student says "lets hackysack" lol

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Hell No..
You realize there are some duplicates

There is some duplicates because different people say the same thing.

 

Thanks xox, and thanks CTC. I will add it now.

 

It did take me a while. smile.gif

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Hell No..
List updated with 3 more!

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Trinitron

I believe these are not listed yet:

 

"need's more... mozzarella!"

You can hear that in St. Marks

 

Also, in chinatown:

 

"My money, my problem"

"How much you pay?"

"We make deal, we make deal"

"It's all fresh"

 

 

Favourite ones: "My mother's my sister" and "It is your funeral..."

Edited by Trinitron

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KoLSPD2

I got three to add:

 

"You drive like azzhole!" - Yakuza, I heard this around Torrington on the PS2 version

 

"You wanna get dead?" - same as above, both are when they are drive.

 

"Let's color" - White construction worker, attacking the bandana criminal in Trenton, don't ask what this means.

 

I swear to god, these are in the game.

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Hell No..

Thanks alot guys. Much appreciated. smile.gif

 

List Updated.

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da gta master

Not sure whever this is on the list but I cant be bothered to look through 500 sayings

 

I heard this guy randomly say "Go Liberty City Cocks!"

 

 

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Rob.

Yeh nice list, my favourate is

"Liberty City Cocks Rule!!!"

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colour_my_world

Are these sayings that people say IN the game of GTA 3?

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hogey_bear

i dont know if its already there but i almost hit an old lady and she said

 

"oh so close!!"

 

and a cabby said "thats my job" when i jacked his taxi

Edited by hogey_bear

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colour_my_world

Remember hearin' a pretty long and 'rare' one near Kenjis Casino from an old woman...

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Hell No..

 

i dont know if its already there but i almost hit an old lady and she said

 

"oh so close!!"

 

and a cabby said "thats my job" when i jacked his taxi

Thanks, I dont think I have those.

 

List updated.

 

@Colour, yes, they are sayings from IN game.

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TheReaper
aaaah hes killing everybody

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Hell No..
Really? Hmm, ok then. Thanks. List updated.

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Runestoner

"Learn to Drive" Taxi Driver

 

"Hey! He took my cab!"

 

"i can't believe this is happening" (after you kill someone or explosion)

 

"Watch it, Asshole"

 

"I'm going to Aruba"

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Hell No..
Thanks buddy. List Updated.

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Holmes

I don't know if this has been said, but when I bumped into old people and tramps, they'd say...

 

"In the Navy!"

"Come here an' sit on ma' knee!" - Holmes

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