Hell No.. Posted June 28, 2004 Author Share Posted June 28, 2004 Sorry for the double, but the list does get updated. List updated today, with 10 new sayings! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1758143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhou Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 omg my favorite! "I hope you're insured!" just heard it like today in what, shorshidevale. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1761614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Bows Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 No.176 "O.K. then" is possibly "OK hen?" said in a Scots accent. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1780211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ade067 Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 (edited) I'm not sure if you've got these as i havent read the entire list that carefully,sorry if these are double posts... The yardie gang say some great things...I'm not 100% sure these are dead accurate but they sound something like.... Hey you man,big trouble Licky licky rude boy(brilliant!!) What you want stressing about I got myself a big blonde thing ?? (does'nt make sense i know,but is similar to this!) He's all oily man You a dead boy now One love rasta man One love to the beat man Here ya come now Big up da Liberty boyz!! Hey hot stepper Dick-wad For real When i get more time i'll read through the list and see if i can get anymore! Edited July 17, 2004 by Ade067 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1810313 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted July 20, 2004 Author Share Posted July 20, 2004 Hey thanks, I only think i got like 2 of them lol. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1817671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipsyhobbit Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 I like the 'aww, you look like my daughter!' I'm not sure if it's been said already but it's my fave anyways Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1911044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOBMAN Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 "There's a place we can go"-in a homosexuel type voice,I think the guys in the blue shirts with red hair say it. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1913865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipsyhobbit Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 "There's a place we can go"-in a homosexuel type voice,I think the guys in the blue shirts with red hair say it. I love that one! Hehe Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1913954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vengence Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 I don't think you have this one: "I'm gonna f*ck your ass" One of the SSH says it. I heard it today while I was playing, if you got then my bad but I searched for it and it wasn't there so. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1962627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted September 11, 2004 Author Share Posted September 11, 2004 Aint it Bust ya ass? Thats the one i heard. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1962760 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey.Leone Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Aint it Bust ya ass? Thats the one i heard. Yes, it is 'Im gona Bust your ass' Atleast in my version, whic i have played recently. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1988619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vengence Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I don't know if it is bust it sure sounds a lot like f*ck Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=1989222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighiddenpackage Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 "Ohhhh Asuka... you have a massager!" "That's not a massager..." Don't know if you got those (I read the first couple pages, then started getting lazy and clicked each page and did a ctrl+f search for massger), but I nearly died laughing when I heard that one... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2022203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted October 4, 2004 Author Share Posted October 4, 2004 I dont need to add that one. It just all sayings from the peds in the streets. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2023390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoLSPD2 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I heard of two, both from the Yakuza: "You wanna get dead?" "You drive like ass*ole!" I don't think those two makes sense, but the Yakuza say it. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2047519 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Termination Terminator Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Hey, I didn't have time to read the whole entire thing, but did you put "Hey, watch the paint!"? -Termination Terminator Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2047723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_1983 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Have u got the saying the old african american woman says when you point a gun at her. Shes goes 'picking on old women now' Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2100030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted November 2, 2004 Author Share Posted November 2, 2004 Actually I dont believe I have... *Added* Thanks. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2131254 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kp_chan Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 I didn't see this one up there "I'm hot and you're not". I hear it everytime I leave the safe house in Staunton Island. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2221611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted November 30, 2004 Author Share Posted November 30, 2004 (edited) I think I do have that one somewhere. I'll check. EDIT - No I dont have that one. I dont know why cos I hear it all the time. *Updated* Edited November 30, 2004 by Hell No.. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2250280 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trows Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Quite amazing how still, after over a year, new saying are still being found. Just shows how big GTA3 really is. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2250628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoLSPD2 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Do you have these quotes? An old shopper in Bedford Point while I was playing yesterday shouted when a car neared her (another old shopper in there): "I got friends, wiseguy!" Another one a few hours, game time, still at Bedford Point (southern), when I stopped my convertible an inch away from her, said: "Watch my implants!" I bursted laughing when she said it. In Saint Mark's, a woman yelled "That's my husband's car!" when I jacked her Another, north of the street where I jacked her, an old man asked me, when I had to 'borrow' his car: "Are you freakin' retarded?" Of course I drove away. Hear these quotes often. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2294510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted December 11, 2004 Author Share Posted December 11, 2004 I dont have the first 2. Thanks. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2297752 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ineedhelpgta Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 doesnt that old trampy lady go "holy mother of snotems"? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2395603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gameking517 Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 (edited) i was in portland just killing peoples in the 100's and a ped yells out quick call 911 call 911 then he wacks with his fist and how about the ones from the cutscene columbian dude: senor dickhead its no problem to kill you cop:your gonna be sorry Edited January 6, 2005 by gameking517 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2403073 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 Hmmm, i'll soon check. And im not doing any from cutscenes. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2404876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkGTA Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Hey, Sorry if this one has been taken: "I ain't b*tchin yo!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2405010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 No, it hasnt. Thanks. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2405343 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDF Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Sorry if this ones already been mentioned: "What are you doing, giving birth?" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2411941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnson. Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 I hope no one has metioned this but when i was in the park with my banshee one of thous wannabe fido dudes( they where armycargo pants and sort of bluish greenish hats) jacked my car and said get out of the car punk like 3 mins later i was near the army base when i saw the same guy in my banshee driving down the road it was a realy weird moment in GTA3 history Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/?do=findComment&comment=2416531 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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