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Grand Theft Auto III Funny Quotes Thread

Hell No..

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Hell No..

Sorry for the double, but the list does get updated.


List updated today, with 10 new sayings!

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I'm not sure if you've got these as i havent read the entire list that carefully,sorry if these are double posts...


The yardie gang say some great things...I'm not 100% sure these are dead accurate but they sound something like....

Hey you man,big trouble

Licky licky rude boy(brilliant!!)

What you want stressing about

I got myself a big blonde thing ?? (does'nt make sense i know,but is similar to this!)

He's all oily man

You a dead boy now

One love rasta man

One love to the beat man

Here ya come now

Big up da Liberty boyz!!

Hey hot stepper


For real


When i get more time i'll read through the list and see if i can get anymore!

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I like the 'aww, you look like my daughter!' I'm not sure if it's been said already but it's my fave anyways colgate.gif
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"There's a place we can go"-in a homosexuel type voice,I think the guys in the blue shirts with red hair say it. biggrin.gif

I love that one! Hehe colgate.gif

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I don't think you have this one:


"I'm gonna f*ck your ass"


One of the SSH says it. I heard it today while I was playing, if you got then my bad but I searched for it and it wasn't there so. biggrin.gif

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"Ohhhh Asuka... you have a massager!"

"That's not a massager..."


Don't know if you got those (I read the first couple pages, then started getting lazy and clicked each page and did a ctrl+f search for massger), but I nearly died laughing when I heard that one...

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I heard of two, both from the Yakuza:


"You wanna get dead?"

"You drive like ass*ole!"


I don't think those two makes sense, but the Yakuza say it. notify.gif

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Termination Terminator

Hey, I didn't have time to read the whole entire thing, but did you put

"Hey, watch the paint!"?





-Termination Terminator die2.gif

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Have u got the saying the old african american woman says when you point a gun at her.

Shes goes 'picking on old women now'

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Hell No..

I think I do have that one somewhere. I'll check.


EDIT - No I dont have that one. I dont know why cos I hear it all the time.



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Do you have these quotes?


An old shopper in Bedford Point while I was playing yesterday shouted when a car neared her (another old shopper in there): "I got friends, wiseguy!" Another one a few hours, game time, still at Bedford Point (southern), when I stopped my convertible an inch away from her, said: "Watch my implants!" I bursted laughing when she said it.


In Saint Mark's, a woman yelled "That's my husband's car!" when I jacked her Another, north of the street where I jacked her, an old man asked me, when I had to 'borrow' his car: "Are you freakin' retarded?" Of course I drove away. Hear these quotes often.

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i was in portland just killing peoples in the 100's and a ped yells out quick call 911 call 911 then he wacks with his fist rahkstar2.giflol.gifsly.gifsuicidal.gifsuicidal.gifsuicidal.gif

and how about the ones from the cutscene

columbian dude: senor dickhead its no problem to kill you

cop:your gonna be sorry

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I hope no one has metioned this but when i was in the park with my banshee one of thous wannabe fido dudes( they where armycargo pants and sort of bluish greenish hats) jacked my car and said get out of the car punk like 3 mins later i was near the army base when i saw the same guy in my banshee driving down the road it was a realy weird moment in GTA3 history wow.gif

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