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Grand Theft Auto III Funny Quotes Thread


Hell No..

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That's quite a list there! Those quotes are great! biggrin.gif I didn't see this one: During a fire fight with the cops I heard one of them say "This is just like training!" colgate.gif

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La Cosa Nostra

My favourite has to be the gay worker (can anyone %100 confirm it was him) line: Im gonna win your ass over biggrin.gif Classic!

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Hell No..

No it wasnt and ive heard it so many times.

 

Thanks Buddy.

 

List Updated. (10 sayings to go till the big 500)

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Conrats on the 500 "sayings"

 

found a typo aswell

 

49. "Oh sh*t i broke a nial"

 

im quite sure its spelt nail biggrin.gif

 

 

edit: spelling, ohh the irony.

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I'm sure one of the old men say "Get back here you son of a bitch" like, when you've smacked them they come after you.

 

Hehe, 100th post.

 

Vol runs away
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Super Rockin' Mr. Magic

Has anybody listened to the sayings on the police radios?

 

"1000 chesnuts" ???

 

most of it is just normal police talk but some are just weird and funny.

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That police radio is used everywhere.

I have heard it on Law and order...Blow..NYPD Blue..heaps. Its a sample or something..weird.

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When you're fighting the old hobo guy he says "Scoot-A-Doo" or something he talks too funny so it's indestinct. But you've got to put in the pedestrians all hate you for him to say it.

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Shoreside Vale

I haven't read all of this topic but I would like to say that I've extracted the file from the GTAIII disc with all the sayings on it. There is some 60 minites of speech, so the amount of things said must run into the thousands, some of the things I heard I've never heard in the game. On the PC version it's a .raw file which if opened in a wave editor can be converted into discernable sound.

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Hell No..

OMG, i cant believe i didnt add that one, but i bet its in my notepad. biggrin.gif

 

Thanks matey. List Updated.

 

P.S, No i never just seen his post, i just checked the list again and couldnt find it. But now i just did.

 

*EDIT*

 

List edited on March 9th.

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Boonierat

Triads: "I see pain in your future". "You feel lucky punk?". "I kill you, dragon breath" (?????)..

 

Do the prozies say "I can make you holler" & "I can make you scream" in GTA3 or VC?...

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I don't believe I've seen my personal favourite:

 

"You big, tough Yankee boy!" (Columbian)

 

I also seem to recall one of the Triads saying something like "Bling! Bling!" or "Dring! Dring!" or something, I'm not sure, they're a bit hard to understand, at times...

 

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Hell No..

Thanks i will add them.

 

*list updated*

 

edit - im not sure what they say sometime either, ill listen out for them.

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Says?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol Kidding LCPD cop says that when shot or sth,I did you add "I can't feel my legs"?I haven't payed that much attention.

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Hell No..
Says?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol Kidding LCPD cop says that when shot or sth,I did you add "I can't feel my legs"?I haven't payed that much attention.

Ok ive added them, and ill check for that copper one.

 

Lol, "There he is" is just great.

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Hell No..

Yes, I got that. Thats one of the best. Im focusing on another ped atm, so i should have a couple more soon.

 

 

 

*List Updated May 31st*

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