Hell No.. Posted November 16, 2003 Author Share Posted November 16, 2003 Ok, thanks Joe, that would be great. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1346484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky Monkey Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Yeah, i did that because 2 people say it. Hint of sarcasm there mate Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1346901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCR Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 That's quite a list there! Those quotes are great! I didn't see this one: During a fire fight with the cops I heard one of them say "This is just like training!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1358160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Cosa Nostra Posted November 23, 2003 Share Posted November 23, 2003 My favourite has to be the gay worker (can anyone %100 confirm it was him) line: Im gonna win your ass over Classic! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1359183 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trows Posted November 23, 2003 Share Posted November 23, 2003 Triad Guy: "Sombody call a medic" i dont think thats on the list Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1359218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted December 13, 2003 Author Share Posted December 13, 2003 (edited) No it wasnt and ive heard it so many times. Thanks Buddy. List Updated. (10 sayings to go till the big 500) Edited December 13, 2003 by Hell No.. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1397249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChatterBox01 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 "Tell my wife I love her" -Soldier I'm not sure, but I think: "Pain is my middle name" -Triad is what he says. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1397355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted December 13, 2003 Author Share Posted December 13, 2003 Thanks for them. Much appreciated. List updated. (8 more) Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1397931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trows Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 (edited) Conrats on the 500 "sayings" found a typo aswell 49. "Oh sh*t i broke a nial" im quite sure its spelt nail edit: spelling, ohh the irony. Edited December 17, 2003 by Trows Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1405613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Thanks for that. Shows that people read them. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1405677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
raunchy Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 I'm sure one of the old men say "Get back here you son of a bitch" like, when you've smacked them they come after you. Hehe, 100th post. Vol runs away Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1414148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Rockin' Mr. Magic Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Has anybody listened to the sayings on the police radios? "1000 chesnuts" ??? most of it is just normal police talk but some are just weird and funny. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1436259 Share on other sites More sharing options...
meathead Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 That police radio is used everywhere. I have heard it on Law and order...Blow..NYPD Blue..heaps. Its a sample or something..weird. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1436344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SABHEAD Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 (edited) When you're fighting the old hobo guy he says "Scoot-A-Doo" or something he talks too funny so it's indestinct. But you've got to put in the pedestrians all hate you for him to say it. Edited January 4, 2004 by SABHEAD Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1437100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoreside Vale Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 I haven't read all of this topic but I would like to say that I've extracted the file from the GTAIII disc with all the sayings on it. There is some 60 minites of speech, so the amount of things said must run into the thousands, some of the things I heard I've never heard in the game. On the PC version it's a .raw file which if opened in a wave editor can be converted into discernable sound. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1459084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 What did you open it in? as it dont seem to open for me. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1463059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brambeck9 Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 "Get in the back! AAAHHH!!!!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1511528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted March 2, 2004 Author Share Posted March 2, 2004 (edited) OMG, i cant believe i didnt add that one, but i bet its in my notepad. Thanks matey. List Updated. P.S, No i never just seen his post, i just checked the list again and couldnt find it. But now i just did. *EDIT* List edited on March 9th. Edited March 9, 2004 by Hell No.. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1538879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonierat Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 (edited) Triads: "I see pain in your future". "You feel lucky punk?". "I kill you, dragon breath" (?????).. Do the prozies say "I can make you holler" & "I can make you scream" in GTA3 or VC?... Edited March 26, 2004 by Boonierat Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1569058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ka-BOOM Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 I don't believe I've seen my personal favourite: "You big, tough Yankee boy!" (Columbian) I also seem to recall one of the Triads saying something like "Bling! Bling!" or "Dring! Dring!" or something, I'm not sure, they're a bit hard to understand, at times... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1585198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted April 8, 2004 Author Share Posted April 8, 2004 (edited) Thanks i will add them. *list updated* edit - im not sure what they say sometime either, ill listen out for them. Edited April 8, 2004 by Hell No.. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1592375 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLLARD Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I'm blind! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1600346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted April 17, 2004 Author Share Posted April 17, 2004 Who says that? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1614354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLLARD Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Says? lol Kidding LCPD cop says that when shot or sth,I did you add "I can't feel my legs"?I haven't payed that much attention. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1616996 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habib Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 my favoorite is "my mothers my sister", what shes my cuzion" and "there he is" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1617527 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted April 20, 2004 Author Share Posted April 20, 2004 Says? lol Kidding LCPD cop says that when shot or sth,I did you add "I can't feel my legs"?I haven't payed that much attention. Ok ive added them, and ill check for that copper one. Lol, "There he is" is just great. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1620083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
liesofsilence Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 he took my car - you pimpin' biatch! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1623222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer12 Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Good work there Hell no.. You must ov put alot of effort in to it Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1630650 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Budokai Z:. Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 "My Mothers My Sister" Said the hobo ped in GTA3. .:Z:. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1648832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted May 20, 2004 Author Share Posted May 20, 2004 (edited) Yes, I got that. Thats one of the best. Im focusing on another ped atm, so i should have a couple more soon. *List Updated May 31st* Edited May 31, 2004 by Hell No.. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/98999-grand-theft-auto-iii-funny-quotes-thread/page/4/#findComment-1674838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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