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Grand Theft Auto III Funny Quotes Thread


Hell No..

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îlîlîlîlîlî

"Oh you looka-good"

 

"He no speak chinese"

 

"Okay, okay we make deal!"

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SeroH

The paramedic quotes are hillarious

 

Military: "This is better than training"

Rich lady: "Talk...to the hand"

Student lady: "My dog ate my homework"

Random teen girl: "Sh-t I broke my nail"

Fat lady: "Oh look at me I'm dripping"

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Dan_1983

"My mother's my sister"

"What you doing...giving birth?"

"You prick...he took my cab"

"Get in the back...AHHHHH"

"BURRITO"

"She's the mother of my children"

"Easy dragon breath"

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JosephStalin

I swear I thought she was my second cousin.

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JosephStalin

Get in the back....AH!

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This game was magnificent, and that ped' dialogue just proves it.

 

Where is that in GTA V, R*?!

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This game was magnificent, and that ped' dialogue just proves it.

 

Where is that in GTA V, R*?!

 

I PICKED UP THE BABY POWDER FOR YOUR CHAFING

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Paisan™

"I'll show you driving"

"You can sail the 7 seas"

"In the Navy"

"Drive slower!"

"You want the chainsaw gringo?"

"Its no problem to kill you"

"Big tough Yankee boy"

"Police freeze!"

 

I know there are HEAPS more, but I have forgotten!

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"Damn partner"

"You're making Rosco mad"

"Get me another donut, I'm hungry"

"Like I have time for kids"

"Don't hurt me, I'm from England"

"Nice lipstick, sister"

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CatalinaLover

Here's some more quotes:

Some Lady in Staunton Island: "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"

Female Shopper with ZIP shopping bags: "That's SO in this season!"

African-American Lady: "It's not easy looking this good!"

Same African-American Lady when you jack her car: "These shoes are new!"

Liberty City Cocks Woman: "Hey, I've been divorced twelve times!"

Rich Lady in Staunton Island: "I need a cigarette"

African American Girl wearing a blue jumper: "Hurry up, I'm a beautician!" (when stuck in traffic)

 

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CatalinaLover

Businesswoman normally found around Bedford Point: "Course I slept my way to the top!"

Rich Black Woman (when you hit her car): "You on welfare?!"

Female Shopper carrying ZIP shopping bags: "I think there's a sale at the mall."

Prostitute: "All I wanna do is knock boots!"

Old Woman: "It wasn't like this in my day."

Old Female Shopper: "Treats me proper like a princess!"

Female College Student: "I hate cafeteria food"

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GTACollectorIII

"Would you like a giraffe? Have one delivered. Just log on to petsovernight.com we'll send you a giraffe overnight petsovernight.com delivering little bundles of love, directly to your door!"

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GhettoJesus

"We're talking real biblical here, nothing low budget."
"...so no fancy crap okay?"
"They may be shoving a firecracker up your ass, but don't take no crap"

"No money, no problem"
Toni had the best quotes.

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Earthbound

Iconic.

"You are listening to the fat lady sings, on Double Clef FM.  I'm Morgan Merryweather, but please, call me the maestro."

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pianoir
On 4/6/2020 at 5:29 PM, Earthbound said:

Iconic.

"You are listening to the fat lady sings, on Double Clef FM.  I'm Morgan Merryweather, but please, call me the maestro."

This is the most nostalgic line in the GTA series to me.

 

Mine:

"You smell like balls" in Japanese by Yakuza member, Kanbu Bust-out

Why R* chose this line instead of "thanks"? I laugh every time I play this mission.

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GTAFanLuca
22 hours ago, pianoir said:

This is the most nostalgic line in the GTA series to me.

 

Mine:

"You smell like balls" in Japanese by Yakuza member, Kanbu Bust-out

Why R* chose this line instead of "thanks"? I laugh every time I play this mission.

Because Claude never actually changes his clothes.

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