îlîlîlîlîlî 380 Posted April 26, 2016 (edited) "Oh you looka-good" "He no speak chinese" "Okay, okay we make deal!" Edited April 26, 2016 by cldd Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeroH 1,153 Posted May 26, 2016 The paramedic quotes are hillarious Military: "This is better than training" Rich lady: "Talk...to the hand" Student lady: "My dog ate my homework" Random teen girl: "Sh-t I broke my nail" Fat lady: "Oh look at me I'm dripping" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan_1983 336 Posted August 19, 2016 "My mother's my sister" "What you doing...giving birth?" "You prick...he took my cab" "Get in the back...AHHHHH" "BURRITO" "She's the mother of my children" "Easy dragon breath" 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ciel 15,600 Posted September 5, 2016 ''Shake it girlfriend!'' ''I'm gonna getcha.'' ''You're dead, big boy.'' 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Femme Fatale 10,270 Posted September 6, 2016 "Call the YMCA!" "In the navy!" "Young man!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JosephStalin 607 Posted September 7, 2016 (edited) I swear I thought she was my second cousin. Edited September 7, 2016 by JosephStalin 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JosephStalin 607 Posted September 8, 2016 (edited) Get in the back....AH! Edited September 8, 2016 by JosephStalin 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grosso2626 36 Posted October 5, 2016 Yakuza: PATHETIC! COME TO DADDY! I KILL YOU! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeakyLine 7,586 Posted November 14, 2016 MO MONEY MO PROBLEM Young man! We're going to Aruba I SEE PAIN IN YOUR FUTURE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aragond 45 Posted November 15, 2016 (edited) This game was magnificent, and that ped' dialogue just proves it. Where is that in GTA V, R*?! Edited November 15, 2016 by aragond 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Son Of Morph 28 Posted December 5, 2016 "Drive slower!" "Ramming speed" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helegad 834 Posted December 7, 2016 This game was magnificent, and that ped' dialogue just proves it. Where is that in GTA V, R*?! I PICKED UP THE BABY POWDER FOR YOUR CHAFING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Son Of Morph 28 Posted December 7, 2016 I think I prefer GTA 3's great one liners compared to the drivel phone conversations in V... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paisan™ 642 Posted January 8, 2017 "I'll show you driving" "You can sail the 7 seas" "In the Navy" "Drive slower!" "You want the chainsaw gringo?" "Its no problem to kill you" "Big tough Yankee boy" "Police freeze!" I know there are HEAPS more, but I have forgotten! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeroH 1,153 Posted January 20, 2017 "Damn partner" "You're making Rosco mad" "Get me another donut, I'm hungry" "Like I have time for kids" "Don't hurt me, I'm from England" "Nice lipstick, sister" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CatalinaLover 0 Posted July 28, 2019 Here's some more quotes: Some Lady in Staunton Island: "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality" Female Shopper with ZIP shopping bags: "That's SO in this season!" African-American Lady: "It's not easy looking this good!" Same African-American Lady when you jack her car: "These shoes are new!" Liberty City Cocks Woman: "Hey, I've been divorced twelve times!" Rich Lady in Staunton Island: "I need a cigarette" African American Girl wearing a blue jumper: "Hurry up, I'm a beautician!" (when stuck in traffic) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CatalinaLover 0 Posted July 28, 2019 Businesswoman normally found around Bedford Point: "Course I slept my way to the top!" Rich Black Woman (when you hit her car): "You on welfare?!" Female Shopper carrying ZIP shopping bags: "I think there's a sale at the mall." Prostitute: "All I wanna do is knock boots!" Old Woman: "It wasn't like this in my day." Old Female Shopper: "Treats me proper like a princess!" Female College Student: "I hate cafeteria food" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shauny7488 95 Posted August 6, 2019 Whats a physco? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTACollectorIII 21 Posted March 20 (edited) "Would you like a giraffe? Have one delivered. Just log on to petsovernight.com we'll send you a giraffe overnight petsovernight.com delivering little bundles of love, directly to your door!" Edited March 20 by GTACollectorIII Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhettoJesus 1,652 Posted March 22 "We're talking real biblical here, nothing low budget." "...so no fancy crap okay?" "They may be shoving a firecracker up your ass, but don't take no crap" "No money, no problem" Toni had the best quotes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duhillestpunk 544 Posted April 4 My toolbox 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earthbound 214 Posted April 6 Iconic. "You are listening to the fat lady sings, on Double Clef FM. I'm Morgan Merryweather, but please, call me the maestro." 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,519 Posted April 28 "Talk is silver and silence is gold". Claude ^_^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyNameIsNotImportantBro 842 Posted April 28 ... -Claude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pianoir 252 Posted June 2 On 4/6/2020 at 5:29 PM, Earthbound said: Iconic. "You are listening to the fat lady sings, on Double Clef FM. I'm Morgan Merryweather, but please, call me the maestro." This is the most nostalgic line in the GTA series to me. Mine: "You smell like balls" in Japanese by Yakuza member, Kanbu Bust-out Why R* chose this line instead of "thanks"? I laugh every time I play this mission. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAFanLuca 29 Posted June 3 22 hours ago, pianoir said: This is the most nostalgic line in the GTA series to me. Mine: "You smell like balls" in Japanese by Yakuza member, Kanbu Bust-out Why R* chose this line instead of "thanks"? I laugh every time I play this mission. Because Claude never actually changes his clothes. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
