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Grand Theft Auto III Funny Quotes Thread

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TheManJordo

My favorite Quote is when you are stationary in the traffic lights and that old guy says

 

"What you doing giving birth?"

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Pavle

"My mother's my sister."

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TrevorSpeed914

"My mother's my sister."

That's something I still quote today.

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Pastry

"The winner by knockout is...!" The Triad that says it sounds hilarious.

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M0rk

"WE'RE GOIN' TO ARUBA!"

"IN THE NAVY!"

"MO' MONEY MO' PROBLEM"

"I'M STARVING HERE"

"KENYA HA"

"It ain't no thang but a chicken-wing with a big butt layin' on yo' lap!" - Lord Sear, Game Radio
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Lethal Vaccine

"You're a big tough yanky boy, eh?"

 

"You want the chainsaw, gringo?"

 

"Run, or die."

 

You're gonna be sorry."

 

Simple quotes from the Colombians. However, quotes, that always stay with me and things that I remember. There isn't this same sort of special feeling from HD Era GTA Games, imo. The peds were always the best in III, VC, SA, LCS, and VCS.

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Stoney0503

"You're a big tough yanky boy, eh?"

 

"You want the chainsaw, gringo?"

 

"Run, or die."

 

You're gonna be sorry."

 

 

You forgot "EYM GUING TO KEEL YUH!"

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Lethal Vaccine

Indeed. "I'm going to kill you!" is also quite funny how they say it. I love III so much! :) They just don't make 'em like they used to...

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universetwisters

I just like how they tried to personify the pedestrians back in that era. They didn't do it to the extent of Bully in where everyone had a fleshed out personality, but it wasn't a sea of generic faces as is the case with the HD era games. Something just felt right about III in general regarding that.

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PowerKracker

I just like how they tried to personify the pedestrians back in that era. They didn't do it to the extent of Bully in where everyone had a fleshed out personality, but it wasn't a sea of generic faces as is the case with the HD era games. Something just felt right about III in general regarding that.

Well, in Bully they are in fact supposed to be unique characters inhabiting the town (even if they keep suspiciously teleporting around) but I get what you mean. I can still remember all the peds in SA, the way they looked, walked and their unforgettable quotes. Starting with IV they just tried making things more realistic by introducing the scrambling system, which makes far more sense than armies of clones on the street but it's not as memorable.

Kinda like you'd know every city corner because it stood out in the low detail, while in HD you may forget about places because they're much more like real life.

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universetwisters

True that. Sometimes the realism gets in the way in that instance and takes the fun out of it. Hell, the scrambling sorta ruined the funny in it aswell. There's something funnier about an old man saying "My mother's my sister" than some Mexican saying "f*ck me in the ass".

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Lethal Vaccine

"Get in the back! Ahhhhhh"

 

L.C. Taxi Driver! :D

 

But I agree. The peds in the 3D Era are simplistic, yet very funny. The magic of the peds has disappeared since 2008 with the inception of the HD Era.

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Lethal Vaccine

THAT IS MY DAMN CAB, YOU!

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PhillBellic

Indeed. "I'm going to kill you!" is also quite funny how they say it. I love III so much! :) They just don't make 'em like they used to...

I thought it was "I have no problem to kill you!". Then again it could be a different speech file you are referring to. :)

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Lethal Vaccine

Actually...That is yet ANOTHER quote they use... ^^^^^

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ChpokXxX

THAT IS MY DAMN CAB, YOU!

 

KISS YOUR ASS GODBYE!

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universetwisters

Speaking of memorable peds, anyone remember that gay construction worker who spewed one-liners?

 

WHERES MY DAMN TOOLS.

 

I used to have a buddy who, when she was younger, thought that the guy's tools were actually hidden in Portland and you had to find them to get the bridge fixed.

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Lethal Vaccine

LOL :D

 

"In the Navy."

 

"Where's My Damn Tools?!"

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Stoney0503

"I'm hot and you're not!!"

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grosso2626

Yakuza: NDKDKDDKDKDK HOSKDDKXKOF SLALSODODKKDKD

 

Random old lady: "I gotta get my veins plucked!"

 

Mafia: "Testa di Minchia!"

 

Old redneck: "Yep, I've been drinking again."

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Stoney0503

Mafia goon: *random spanish*

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Nico

"Yup, I've been drinking again".

 

"Always trouble".

 

And everything the gay worker says.

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Grand Theft Auto 3 Fan

Have some Cop ones with Helicopter

 

 

I am Going to Kill Him

 

Please Stop Now

 

Have You Read the Manual for this Thing

 

And my favorite one Your Only Making Things Worse for Yourself

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stef_92

I saw that topic in the IV forum so I decided to make one for GTA 3.

So let's share our favourite lines. Pedestrian and chatterbox lines can be included too.

I'll start first:

"I'm sorry about the crazy bitch, they're all the same, por favor." - Miguel

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Sam Lake

"My mother is my sister" - half of LC

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RedDagger

Merged similar threads.

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Ma-mothers-Ma-Sister

Tick tock what's on my schlock

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Jeansowaty

Tick tock what's on my schlock

TNT!

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Ribsey

"You gon git y'self killed boy!"

 

"Make 'em disappear!"

 

"Erase 'im!"

 

"Say goodbye to this world prick!" - You know you're screwed when you're caught short of weapons in St. Marks and hear this.

 

"Che, ci vogliamo ammazzare qua?" - Most Leone drivers.

 

"I GOT A BETTER CAR THAN YOU!"

 

 

 

 

The list on the OP is gold. I just love this game's ped dialogue.

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Sonicguy41

"i know i've been a bad girl asuka but i really need to pee"

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