Favorite pedestrian quotes

[Donald Lov]

Inspired by @3M_'s topic of the same name in the GTA 3 section.

 

 

My personal favorite is the chic who goes: "Ugh, I think I touched poverty!" whenever you bump into her while sprinting

[2L8]

'I think I should be sponsored by Redwood Cigarettes' 

-Hove Beach Resident

[Legomanarthur]

"Stomp on my saggy balls!"

[Homicidal Hipster]

"What do you want from me DETECTIVE"

 

"Hey I want to suck your titties"

 

"I don't have sex with how you say... strangers" 

Edited March 5 by Homicidal Hipster

[Panzermann11]

"Call air support!"

[HOW'S ANNIE?]

"OH NO! They done killed another truth seeker".

[MagicMike51]

" You better not be cheating !!! When you get home  i'm gonna smell ya dick !!! "

[WhitetailDeer]

Stupid malaka

[2L8]

"We're being invaded!!" 

-Libtery City Hobo/Tramp 

[Korpi]

"Look at that sh*t!" (usually when stealing a car)

[Death]

 

[universetwisters]

"Cheesy Vaginas!"

Anything that came out of a tramp's mouth was gold

[Death]

 

[HisNameIsMilad]

"Come out we will only kill you a little bit"

Russians lol 

[demsmashies]

“Niko Bellic you’re the darndest son of a gun!”

[Death]

 

[2L8]

'Yes, I know I'm hot'

[E Revere]

I like the hot dog vendor's quotes.

 

Come and eat this hot chihuahua!