What stupid features should be added to GTA 6?

[BennyGod]

Name any menial, stupid, or downright pointless features you want to see in GTA 6. For example: you can wear seatbelts that prevent you from flying out the window.

[Zapper]

Florida Man version of ^

[DexMacLeod]

I don't know why, but I really liked the ability to faceplant in GTA V. Didn't make any sense to do it but it was fun from time to time.

[GutterSharkz]

idk how useless this feature would be but expand on the feature of owning a dog or even a horse. GTA V got the ball rolling with owning Chop, but I'd like to see it expanded on.

[44Orca]

key west mermaid festival? Mermaid Lucia?

 

I mean you did say stupid features.

Edited December 28, 2022 by 44Orca

[Homicidal Hipster]

I wanna choose how big Jason's bulge is. 

[WanderLucky]

spend a few hours at the Vice Beach on a sunny day and get sunburnt skin

[MrBreak16]

15 hours ago, DexMacLeod said:

I don't know why, but I really liked the ability to faceplant in GTA V. Didn't make any sense to do it but it was fun from time to time.

One of the leaked footage shows Jason faceplanting on the ground multiple times, looks like we will be able to do it again.

[PP.Fang]

Prosthetics from Forza Horizon 5 in Online character creation, with choice of prosthetics buff or nerf speed and stealth vs. stability and shooting accuracy.

 

Concierge from Mafia 3, comes to take cash off your hands.
 

House plant life, if you don’t water it it dies. You have to buy new ones if it dies. 

 

Ability to pick up random props. Throw pizza, brick, gun, phone, and teddy bear to enemies. Some things you throw distract or confuses the enemy to buy you time.

 

The ability to fix a car if it’s not completely destroyed. Stolen crappy cars randomly breaks down. 

 

Limiting amount of specific high-end/vintage cars players can own.
 

Medical insurance, charges you every week, increase if you get killed a lot.

[Midnight Hitman]

16 hours ago, DexMacLeod said:

I don't know why, but I really liked the ability to faceplant in GTA V. Didn't make any sense to do it but it was fun from time to time.

Hell no, that was so annyoing. Jumping from A to B was a mess in GTA V, because the protagonists often instantly faceplantet when jumping from building A to building B. Don't know how in the world they were able to mess this up, I mean, they tested their game, and kept it that way, wtf?

[Ondr4H]

Stupid, just give me back Ragdoll from GTA IV. I want to fly across map, after motorbike crash!

[primitive god]

More "Sim" like options. Eating, sitting on public benches, smoking, washing your own car etc. 

[MrBreak16]

1 hour ago, Midnight Hitman said:

Hell no, that was so annyoing. Jumping from A to B was a mess in GTA V, because the protagonists often instantly faceplantet when jumping from building A to building B. Don't know how in the world they were able to mess this up, I mean, they tested their game, and kept it that way, wtf?

I’m pretty sure he just meant being able to jump and ragdoll on the ground. But anyways what are you even going on about? If you jump into a wall in real life, you are going to faceplant into it, that’s just how it works. It’s not unrealistic or poor game design, that’s just basic physics dude.

[REVENGE777]

Being able to roll up and down the windows instead of just busting the glass. 
 

being able to take off heels as Lucia to run faster

 

Binoculars

 

handcuffs or zip ties(basically confirmed)

 

the ability to play basketball, soccer, or skateboard.

 

the ability to take multiple different types of drugs and sell them too

 

umbrellas

 

the ability to call the news stations to report on crimes in progress

 

sleeping in a car to quick save/ regen health

 

Play stupid games on the phone like solitaire, brick or qub3d

Edited December 28, 2022 by REVENGE777

[44Orca]

3 minutes ago, REVENGE777 said:

Being able to roll up and down the windows instead of just busting the glass. 
 

being able to take off heels as Lucia to run faster

 

Binoculars

 

handcuffs or zip ties(basically confirmed)

 

the ability to play basketball, soccer, or skateboard.

 

the ability to take multiple different types of drugs and tell them too

 

umbrellas

 

the ability to call the news stations to report on crimes in progress

 

sleeping in a car to quick save/ regen health

 

Play stupid games on the phone like solitaire, brick or qub3d

how are these stupid? I want these 

Edited December 28, 2022 by 44Orca

[REVENGE777]

1 minute ago, MrBreak16 said:

I’m pretty sure he just meant being able to jump and ragdoll on the ground. But anyways what are you even going on about? If you jump into a wall in real life, you are going to faceplant into it, that’s just how it works. It’s not unrealistic or poor game design, that’s just basic physics dude.

In gta IV and San Andreas if you jump into a wall, you grab onto the ledge and pull yourself up. This doesn’t happen in V, you just faceplant completely. It’s not realistic it’s just dumb.

[MrBreak16]

Just now, REVENGE777 said:

In gta IV and San Andreas if you jump into a wall, you grab onto the ledge and pull yourself up. This doesn’t happen in V, you just faceplant completely. It’s not realistic it’s just dumb.

I do agree that it’s dumb that we can’t jump on ledges in GTAV like in GTAIV, but in other cases, if you try to climb up a wall from the ground, you probably shouldn’t be trying to run and jump towards the wall, in that case you need to stand in front of the wall and then press the button to climb up.

[Midnight Hitman]

19 minutes ago, MrBreak16 said:

I’m pretty sure he just meant being able to jump and ragdoll on the ground. But anyways what are you even going on about? If you jump into a wall in real life, you are going to faceplant into it, that’s just how it works. It’s not unrealistic or poor game design, that’s just basic physics dude.

I meant jumping from A to B (f. e. parcour jumping between buildings), in IV and even in SA you were able to hold on ledges, but in V, the character often faceplants immediately after jumping, although the other building would be easy to reach. That's unrealistic and annoying. Basically, what REVENGE777 said.

 

I agree with you in terms of running towards a wall and maybe faceplanting, yeah, that would be okay. If the wall is very high, you should time your jump a little bit, or stand in front of the wall, as you suggested. But I wouldn't add TOO much realism here, because it might take out some pace/slow things down too much.

[wise_man]

Making sandcastles in the beach.

[Klyredata]

Functioning windscreen wipers

[44Orca]

A Circus🤡? Can't be that bad 

 

Florida has some but are they even active anymore? If not we will see killer clowns so there's that.

Edited December 28, 2022 by 44Orca

[cant remember]

One of the perks you get for keeping the relationship meters up is use that friend's sunpass so you don't have to pay/force the toll booths.

 

A useful and cozy safehouse.

[hector savage]

Flippind the bird while driving must remain

[BennyGod]

On 12/27/2022 at 12:51 PM, Zapper said:

Florida Man version of ^

To be fair, you can find a restaurant on a boat in GTA VCS called “Benny’s Restaurant” that I’ve always thought was owned by him.

[DexMacLeod]

10 hours ago, Midnight Hitman said:

Hell no, that was so annyoing. Jumping from A to B was a mess in GTA V, because the protagonists often instantly faceplantet when jumping from building A to building B. Don't know how in the world they were able to mess this up, I mean, they tested their game, and kept it that way, wtf?

 

Yeah, I was referring to the way you can do it deliberately by pressing a button while in the air. Rockstar characters can barely walk up and down mild hills. I've never even thought to try doing "parkour".

[Scott Ransom]

I'd like to see farting return from the original Grand Theft Auto. 

[Algonquin Assassin]

-Having a shared bank account.

 

-Being able to call an in game parody of Uber Eats or something and having food delivered to your location.

 

-Being able to watch mini movies on parodies of Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu etc.

 

-Pretty much everything in your safehouse being interactable from light switches, sink taps, flushing the toilet etc.

 

Edited December 28, 2022 by Algonquin Assassin

[PP.Fang]

11 hours ago, REVENGE777 said:

Being able to roll up and down the windows instead of just busting the glass. 
 

being able to take off heels as Lucia to run faster

 

Binoculars

 

handcuffs or zip ties(basically confirmed)

 

the ability to play basketball, soccer, or skateboard.

 

the ability to take multiple different types of drugs and sell them too

 

umbrellas

 

the ability to call the news stations to report on crimes in progress

 

sleeping in a car to quick save/ regen health

 

Play stupid games on the phone like solitaire, brick or qub3d

The first few aren’t stupid tho

 

I’d like to have games on our phones. Imagine if we can play games that’s actually adversery mode with filter. 

[MrBreak16]

2 hours ago, Algonquin Assassin said:

-Having a shared bank account.

On that note, I would like if we could have money in cash and money in the bank like in GTA Online, and we could transfer money between Jason's account, Lucia's account and their shared account. There could even be things that can only be brought in cash which would force the player to go withdraw money at an ATM. At least it makes ATMs have have an actual good use instead of just being there to show you what you recently purchased.

[String]

Bring back yoga. I want to perform vipasana in the swamps. 

Edited December 29, 2022 by String