Which GTA Protagonist that has the smallest penis among of all the others?

[TenAte108]

I am playing GTA tbogt and I hear girls and guys keep calling out Luis for having LIl man in his pants at first i didn't know what they mean by that until I hung out with Armando and Henrique and their blabbing while we were drunk proven my idea

 

In GTA V I heard a hooker telling Trevor "Massive daddy" and in GTA IV same with hookers complimenting niko for having "big end" and you can often hear them saying "yeah...yeahhhh it's so big"

 

I am curious LOL

Sometimes when I am bored I think about their cocks

[Algonquin Assassin]

I just have this to say…

 

What in the actual f*ck?

[Carl Theft Kumar]

Me if I was a GTA protagonist. 

 

4 hours ago, TenAte108 said:

Sometimes when I am bored I think about their cocks

Brooooo

Edited September 7 by Carl Theft Kumar

[StreetLife102]

The GTA Online protagonist

[universetwisters]

Of course hookers are gonna compliment their penis size. Have you ever had to work for tips before?

[jazzbone]

Of all the GTA cast it is probably a 3 way tie between Diaz, Brucie, and Ryder.

[D T]

As mentioned earlier, we can't take what sex workers say as canon, as they're simply trying to finish their job quicker. I think the answer would have to be Trevor, since he's the only one we've seen and it's quite small. Niko canonically has the largest according to in-game blog posts posted by his craplist girlfriend. So now that we understand whom the largest and smallest are, we'll have to infer the rest through their personality and relationships. The fact that almost all GTA protagonist are deeply unhappy and pursue luxurious lifestyles heavily suggests they're micro (eg. <6"). This theory is backed by the fact that CJ, Michael, Franklin, Johnny, Luis have no visible bulge and are in failing relationships. Vic may be the only exception as his life of crime was pursued through unselfish means and he managed to hold a relatively normal relationship. 
 

tl;dr Niko > Vic > the rest > Trevor

[universetwisters]

5 minutes ago, D T said:

I think the answer would have to be Trevor, since he's the only one we've seen and it's quite small.

 

That's because it isnt erect

 

This brings us to another question; are we measuring penises via their erect or flaccid lengths? And if we're measuring by the flaccid lengths, does foreskin count?

[Americana]

12 hours ago, TenAte108 said:

Sometimes when I am bored I think about their cocks

 

This should become this forum's new catchphrase. 

 

[wise_man]

Of every questions we can ask in this subforum, of course there has to be one question like this, inevitable.

[sabitsuki]

Not gta but with how arthur sasses everyone in the game you know dude packin a third six shooter

Edited September 8 by sabitsuki

[Schuimpruim]

[Copcaller]

Trevor

[Ondr4H]

I love this topic, reminds me times of Realistic steaks.

 

Small cock, I get one with kids menu on cluckin bell. Cluck a doodle doo!

[TenAte108]

On 9/7/2022 at 5:39 PM, StreetLife102 said:

The GTA Online protagonist

The reply that I never knew I needed to read, thanks bro

On 9/7/2022 at 9:13 PM, D T said:

As mentioned earlier, we can't take what sex workers say as canon, as they're simply trying to finish their job quicker. I think the answer would have to be Trevor, since he's the only one we've seen and it's quite small. Niko canonically has the largest according to in-game blog posts posted by his craplist girlfriend. So now that we understand whom the largest and smallest are, we'll have to infer the rest through their personality and relationships. The fact that almost all GTA protagonist are deeply unhappy and pursue luxurious lifestyles heavily suggests they're micro (eg. <6"). This theory is backed by the fact that CJ, Michael, Franklin, Johnny, Luis have no visible bulge and are in failing relationships. Vic may be the only exception as his life of crime was pursued through unselfish means and he managed to hold a relatively normal relationship. 
 

tl;dr Niko > Vic > the rest > Trevor

I agree with everything you said, your words make sense for real, I never knew Trevor was the smallest 

[universetwisters]

Trevor’s dick isn’t even that small lol we just think it is because it’s the only one we physically see and it doesn’t go down to his knees. It’s the same as Stubbs’ in TLAD

[D T]

I think it goes much further than that. As he is wrapping things up with Ashley, there are no elevated folds in the crotch region of his sweatpants despite the coitus that had just occurred. I very much doubt he instantaneously went flaccid upon hearing about Michael, indicating his size is mostly unchanged regardless of erection. You could argue this is a technical limitation due to the primitive cloth physics of 2013, but I believe it to be an artistic choice backed up by in-game dialogue. Trevor admits "it's not much but gets the job done" when speaking to Floyd. Therefore it's reasonable to infer Trevor is canonically the smallest, even if the logistics are a bit skewed due to him being the only nude protagonist.

[MiniMadrazo]

CJ & Franklin 

[jazzbone]

Ashley after seeing Trevor's red swollen toes: "what's with your toes Trevor"?
Trevor : "oh that's Tolio, it's nothing serious."

Ashey after seeing Trevor's red swollen knees: "what's with you knees Trevor"?
Trevor: "oh I have Kneesles, it's nothing serious."

Ashley after Trevor dropped his tighty whities: "let me guess, you got Smallcox."