The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 4)

[Gridl0k]

What's the opposite of a rolling blackout?

 

 

 

[RyuNova]

6 hours ago, eboyjohnkrasinski said:

personally I just use the stirling gt for client rescues, the safehouse is too hard to get to by chopper. 

 

 

Face the marker where you drop them off, look left, and you will see a ladder that goes upto the roof of the building to your left, the roof of this building is flat and wide enough to land a chopper, land close to the top of the ladder and go down it and go into the marker.

[Timsalabimbo]

30 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

What's the opposite of a rolling blackout?

 

 

 

Gridl0k Jackson coming through

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[EkaSwede]

Weed is legal in Los Santos yet we still can't smoke it outside.

[DuhBritishTea]

I really need to get better VIPs in my nightclub. I'm sick of driving these morons at excruciating slow speeds back home/to the hospital because they drank too much.

[Jamwes]

11 hours ago, DominusTaranis said:

Take client to safehouse

Land on roof next to ladder after verifying that ladder goes to ground

 

 

My favorite move was to jump off the roof and fall onto the yellow corona. If you land on it the mission ends. The NPC won't die because they don't have time to fall and hit the ground.

[Rev. Gnash]

1 hour ago, EkaSwede said:

Weed is legal in Los Santos yet we still can't smoke it outside.

 

A special privilege for Ballas, Grove St. and the Vagos.

 

 

[DominusTaranis]

4 hours ago, Jamwes said:

 

My favorite move was to jump off the roof and fall onto the yellow corona. If you land on it the mission ends. The NPC won't die because they don't have time to fall and hit the ground.

I would have thought something like that was possible, but I didn't even have time to attempt it as the moron took off at a brisk jog the moment the skids touched the roof.

[Arrows to Athens]

There's nothing more infuriating than calling Lester to lose the cops when driving the tanker to the drop-off, then having a cop plough into you, essentially giving you wanted stars again, all because the randumbs I am playing with are like a haemorrhoid on my ass following me with cops on them. 

[Rev. Gnash]

 

 

 

The 5th crime scene won't spawn!

 

 

[Arrows to Athens]

Make up your f*cking mind about where you wanna go, NPC! Holy f*cking sh*t.

 

[79'Blazer4x4]

5 hours ago, Rev. Gnash said:

 

 

 

The 5th crime scene won't spawn!

 

 

I still can't even get the second one, despite playing for at least 10 hours since finding the first one, and actively trying to find it during a lot of that time.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

F*ck these stupid crime scenes. I swapped characters to my guy and ended up in a public session and one spawned as soon as I loaded in but after going back to invite only and doing of the LD collectables I spent 30 minutes going to all locations and they didn't spawn. This is as bad as those stupid van movie props. I did want to do this properly because I do like collectables but if I am going to spend 30 minutes going around the map and they don't even spawn then f*ck that I'll just stick to one location and public session hop until I get them all.

 

One good thing is while I was going around the crime scenes I found a metal detector I didn't even know about.

[DominusTaranis]

5 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Make up your f*cking mind about where you wanna go, NPC! Holy f*cking sh*t.

 

It's been getting worse. I won't even be driving with an objective and I've watch cars swerve into my lane. I was cruising with my freshly modded Ignus in roughly that area, watched an noc swerve into my lane, I managed to dodge far left, and he swerved right back into his original lane. I have gotten into the habit of yanking them out of their cars and beating them to death. NPC AI will learn eventually.

[Big Molio]

Maybe this is a moan about the GTA game software or maybe it might have something to do with XBOX. If I quit the GTA Online game (the Expanded and Enhanced version for Series X) to the home screen of my Series X, and then try to launch GTA V (the XBOX One version) - it causes my XBOX to throw a wobbler and shut down. Weird.

[Jamwes]

On 8/28/2022 at 8:36 AM, EkaSwede said:

Weed is legal in Los Santos yet we still can't smoke it outside.

 

There should be a weed business sale where you deliver to LD Organics and an easy supply mission where you just go to You Tool to pick up supplies.

[TheFroggmann]

On 8/28/2022 at 12:05 AM, ambi3nt said:

Close matchmaking in options before joining or use solo lobby trick to clean other players from lobby so you become host yourself and then start alone.

 

Already tried that. Matchmaking has been set to closed since 2015. When I clear the lobby I still just end up in a field with a slowly spawning public lobby around me. 

[Arrows to Athens]

Watch the Stirling GT's 'bulletproof windows' bug get fixed in the next update, but the God mode Speedo still remain untouched. 

[Lupo-Akane]

6 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Watch the Stirling GT's 'bulletproof windows' bug get fixed in the next update, but the God mode Speedo still remain untouched. 

How bulletproof are they? I kind of want one just cause I like the style of it but with a bug like that kind of makes me want it even more.

[MaddenedGhost]

The scums playing this game man

 

I've just been into a lobby, cruising around with some players, then out of nowhere I got shot by some scum with a jet, that's cool, I went to get mine, he took it down, he then killed me a few times on the beach, I went ghost trying to get my jet again but he killed me as if he knew were I was, turns out, this punk has the thermal glitch going on, so he is able to see where everyone is.

 

I managed to destroy that jet with a couple of shots of the heavy sniper+bst, he went to get another one, I got mine, he came after me, he got owned because he is trash, I killed him a few times, as soon as I started spawnkilling him like he was doing to me, he accepted an invite to his facility like the rat he is, and somehow got a jet out of there, I don't know how, but there has to be some stupid glitch out there to get them again.

 

Let me ban people in this game man, I will make it a pleasant place to play.

[Arrows to Athens]

31 minutes ago, Lupo-Akane said:

How bulletproof are they?

Completely. The windows are literally unbreakable. Here's some of footage of it in action:

 

 

Perfect for Lamar's missions, as you can see.

Edited August 29 by Arrows to Athens

[Lupo-Akane]

11 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Completely. The windows are literally unbreakable. Here's some of footage of it in action:

 

 

Perfect for Lamar's missions, as you can see.

Lol, I think I may buy one.

[Schuimpruim]

Great, finally got some time to spend on this classic glitchfest of a game; cant upgrade my vehicle at benny's..

 

For F's sake.

 

Edit: Also was able to fix it, had to sell my current vehicle and buy it again. Love those problems.

Edited August 29 by Schuimpruim

[EkaSwede]

11 hours ago, Lupo-Akane said:

Lol, I think I may buy one.

You can even knock the doors off and not a single bullet will touch you. You're free to shoot as much as you want though.

 

Think it it as a reverse Technical Custom's "Armor Plated Windows" that only exist to stop you from shooting but the AI can freely shoot you through them.

[fryday]

have you realized, that GTAO has become a ubisoft formule title?

 

no revolutionary things, no creativity, no new mechanics, just more of the same "collect 100 of these" on the 10 year old map....its so f*cking boring.

 

I cant be satisfied by collect and a new weapon, I finally need a new game,,,,its enough

[Valiant ENT CEO]

What the f*ck even are we doing "investigating" active crime scenes? f*cking and killing a hooker is one thing. But to muck around someones dead body at a crime scene? Appalling. And why are there random pieces of a 50 yr old weapon? 

 

Wake up Wokestar.. Yall some Jokers for real!

[OG Fringe]

20 hours ago, The_Ghost said:

The scums playing this game man

 

I've just been into a lobby, cruising around with some players, then out of nowhere I got shot by some scum with a jet, that's cool, I went to get mine, he took it down, he then killed me a few times on the beach, I went ghost trying to get my jet again but he killed me as if he knew were I was, turns out, this punk has the thermal glitch going on, so he is able to see where everyone is.

 

I managed to destroy that jet with a couple of shots of the heavy sniper+bst, he went to get another one, I got mine, he came after me, he got owned because he is trash, I killed him a few times, as soon as I started spawnkilling him like he was doing to me, he accepted an invite to his facility like the rat he is, and somehow got a jet out of there, I don't know how, but there has to be some stupid glitch out there to get them again.

 

Let me ban people in this game man, I will make it a pleasant place to play.

 

 

On the complete flip side to your experience, shout out to the lobby I was in the other night searching for them f*****g crime scenes. Everyone using weaponized vehicles (jets, oppressors, choppers, etc) and not a single person shot. Absolutely incredible. Specific shout out to the Oppressor rider who quite easily could have killed me, but decided to hitch a ride and find the crime scene together. Also shout out to the guy who shot an RPG - nearly killed us but next time a flare would suffice!!!! 

[MaddenedGhost]

5 minutes ago, OG Fringe said:

 

 

On the complete flip side to your experience, shout out to the lobby I was in the other night searching for them f*****g crime scenes. Everyone using weaponized vehicles (jets, oppressors, choppers, etc) and not a single person shot. Absolutely incredible. Specific shout out to the Oppressor rider who quite easily could have killed me, but decided to hitch a ride and find the crime scene together. Also shout out to the guy who shot an RPG - nearly killed us but next time a flare would suffice!!!! 

Yeah that's something I have noticed, when I was searching for them I saw people with jets and oppressors and nobody fired a single shot, it was weird lol.

[EkaSwede]

46 minutes ago, The_Ghost said:

Yeah that's something I have noticed, when I was searching for them I saw people with jets and oppressors and nobody fired a single shot, it was weird lol.

Meanwhile I was searching a crime scene a few days ago in a passive Besra and was chased over the whole damn state by a Lazer who never let go of the explosive machine gun cannon. Dumbass couldn't take a hint.

 

Well, at least I kept him from attacking other people.

[MaddenedGhost]

1 minute ago, EkaSwede said:

Meanwhile I was searching a crime scene a few days ago in a passive Besra and was chased over the whole damn state by a Lazer who never let go of the explosive machine gun cannon. Dumbass couldn't take a hint.

 

Well, at least I kept him from attacking other people.

I don't like the heist invite stupidity that people use to run away from fights but I have definitely used it against a few Oppressor MK2 users after luring them either to the sky limit or to the opposite end of the map.

 

Not that I am scared of them but annoying them is fun, plus they are kept away from other people.