The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 4)

[Big Molio]

3 hours ago, krotex said:

Yes, it's also on PC. 

Thanks for reply @krotex much appreciated.

Edited March 18 by Big Molio

[MitchMaljers]

I just got 4x Postal vans in a row switching sessions and waiting for stock to fill up again

[hugh750]

21 hours ago, Curtis said:

Playing Last Dose 3 and came across this interior.

....

Who the f*ck designed this? Pinkie f*ckin' Pie? 

 

it's like there's zero shading at all too

 if i remember correctly, it's the same interior (minus the color of the paint) from story mode where michael wakes up after getting knocked out and has to battle enemies and collect his weapons.

Edited March 18 by hugh750

[Arrows to Athens]

Did they f*cking disable the Khanjali for the Merryweather Fooligan mission?

 

EDIT: So apparently, my Khanjhali (and my Toreador for some reason) was missing from my mechanics list due to a bug. I switched sessions and it re-appeared. Has this happened to anyone else? 

 

F*cking fix your game, R*. 

Edited March 19 by Arrows to Athens

[Erased]

43 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Did they f*cking disable the Khanjali for the Merryweather Fooligan mission?

 

EDIT: So apparently, my Khanjhali (and my Toreador for some reason) was missing from my mechanics list due to a bug. I switched sessions and it re-appeared. Has this happened to anyone else? 

 

F*cking fix your game, R*. 

 

I thought I was going crazy. I'm glad i'm not the only one who this happened to. I about lost my sh*t today when I couldn't find my Toreador.

[fsbkgb]

Hate how the cutscene in LD5 starts before you land the plane. Hands off before you crash it, moron, better watch a movie (unskippable btw). Appaling how they keep doing things nobody likes.

 

Overall, another piece of instantly dead content that people would do twice at most and forget about forever.

[TheGhostFromPast]

So then:

 

1) The vehicles disappear from the mechanic's vehicle list and then reappear.

 

2) Customer cars at the auto shop are already ready for delivery, despite the fact that I didn't modify them according to the customer's wishes.

 

3) How the f**k am I supposed to tell the difference between "the game is not working properly" and "it's something that a cheater, spammer, modder, etc. did" in such cases?

 

 

 

[Shadowfennekin]

What is it with R* loving Online Antagonists getting away alive? It makes you feel like a bitch.

 

[GTA Hurricane]

I know it's a long-standing bug and there's been many a B&M post made about it, but it seriously pisses me off when I go from full health to dead in a tenth of a second because of the AI rapid fire bug. Fix your f*cking sh*t, Rockstar!

[Lupo-Akane]

2 hours ago, Shadowfennekin said:

What is it with R* loving Online Antagonists getting away alive? It makes you feel like a bitch.

 

Yah, I thought I could turn the plane around to hit him but nope.....

He was just gone so we are going to see this asshole again at some point a long with that fat ass Dex to probably.

[Arrows to Athens]

How do people still not know how to pull up the landing gear when flying, or that you NEED to pull up your landing gear so you can fly at maximum speed? 

[fsbkgb]

16 hours ago, TheGhostFromPast said:

1) The vehicles disappear from the mechanic's vehicle list and then reappear.

This happens when going on call, that mission's rules (forbidden vehicles in this case) are applied and stick even if you don't join, like the contracts' Support crew in the interaction menu. Sometimes can be fixed by job teleport.

[TheGhostFromPast]

3 hours ago, fsbkgb said:

This happens when going on call, that mission's rules (forbidden vehicles in this case) are applied and stick even if you don't join, like the contracts' Support crew in the interaction menu. Sometimes can be fixed by job teleport.

 

They could've simply made that forbidden vehicle's title gray in the list and left an explanation that it's not available for this mission. But noo, of course, they won't do this. They would rather do something that could give the player a heart attack. How nice of them to show such care for their customers!

Edited Monday at 01:18 PM by TheGhostFromPast

[Kushology]

On 3/19/2023 at 8:04 AM, fsbkgb said:

Hate how the cutscene in LD5 starts before you land the plane.

 

 

was actually upset I couldn't land it myself.

[DrEeveell]

16 hours ago, Shadowfennekin said:

What is it with R* loving Online Antagonists getting away alive? It makes you feel like a bitch.

 

 

I still don't know why we didn't just kill him as soon as that door started opening in the 3rd mission.

 

[mr_j]

10 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

How do people still not know how to pull up the landing gear when flying, or that you NEED to pull up your landing gear so you can fly at maximum speed? 

If it works, it ain't stupid. Probably.

[TheGhostFromPast]

Did they change the acid lab max payout from 335,200 $ to 337,295 $ while I was sleeping, or is this another moment where the game isn't working properly?

[Nerfgoth]

On 3/20/2023 at 1:09 AM, Shadowfennekin said:

What is it with R* loving Online Antagonists getting away alive? It makes you feel like a bitch.

 

 

It is just lazy story telling so they can re-use him again! 

[EkaSwede]

On 3/20/2023 at 1:09 AM, Shadowfennekin said:

What is it with R* loving Online Antagonists getting away alive? It makes you feel like a bitch.

 

Kinda like how R* always make our character only ever wield a sh*tty pistol in cutscenes. f*ckin gpew-pew motherf*cker!

 

f*ck I wish that Friedmind mission would include Dax tagging along and when Friedland tells us to come to South America our character would just say "YES!" and pop the Fooligans in the f*cking face with two shots of a shotgun.

[JumpingKentFlash]

I can’t figure out if selling to street dealers is worth it financially.

[ilovefreebird]

1 hour ago, JumpingKentFlash said:

I can’t figure out if selling to street dealers is worth it financially.

 

The minimum amount you get paid if you sell all units to all 3 dealers is $190,050, and the maximum amount is $214,050. That's before any of the premium prices are added in (lowest premium additional amount is an extra $15,850 for acid, and the highest amount is an extra $21,000 for cocaine). You'll make around $260,000 - $270,000 if you sell everything to every dealer when you add in the premiums.

 

Other than acid, the goods accrue in your nightclub for free (if you have a nightclub). If you don't want to collect acid supplies yourself, you can pay $60,000 for them and sell them back to the dealers for over $70,000 (not a great return but also very little work). 

 

To answer your question from a purely numbers standpoint: it's been proven that selling these goods from the Nightclub/Acid Lab/MC businesses is more profitable.

 

BUT - if I can fly my Oppressor to all three dealers in a matter of minutes, not have to do a single delivery mission or worry about griefers, and make a quarter million dollars, that's what I'm doing. The street dealers are basically free money and absolutely worth it in my opinion.

[hugh750]

On 3/19/2023 at 11:59 AM, TheGhostFromPast said:

So then:

 

1) The vehicles disappear from the mechanic's vehicle list and then reappear.

 

2) Customer cars at the auto shop are already ready for delivery, despite the fact that I didn't modify them according to the customer's wishes.

 

3) How the f**k am I supposed to tell the difference between "the game is not working properly" and "it's something that a cheater, spammer, modder, etc. did" in such cases?

 

 

 

recently just after the last dose missions dropped, i customised and delivered a vehicle (thrax) for a customer from my auto shop, i got a -1 satisfaction and about $100.000 + gta cash.

when i returned to my auto shop i saw the same thrax with the same livery and paint (and upgrades) waiting for me to deliver again.

and that time i got around 3000 satisfaction. in total i must have made $300.000 thanks to that bug. 

[Arrows to Athens]

Why aren't you able to use the SMG Mk2 inside cars, but are able to use it on bikes? It makes no sense!

[Arrows to Athens]

My Virtue gets destroyed with one rocket despite armour? Bullsh*t.

 

 

[Fuzzy___Cat]

3 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

My Virtue gets destroyed with one rocket despite armour? Bullsh*t.

 

 

Armored vehicles have different values when you're not inside.

[Rotorhead359]

I wish Rockstar had not made the changes to Legendary Motorsport and Southern SA Super Autos.

Now, I can not find the Ocelot Virtue. (edit: never mind, I need GTA+ to buy it, which I'll obviously never get)

I was fine with having all vehicles in one long list, and look them by price. Now I have to guess which category something is in first.

 

Especially because they kept Warstock as it was. (one long list) They should have sorted that into Land (tanks, weaponized vehicles), Sea (boats/submarines), and Air (planes, helicopters, vtol)

Edited Wednesday at 12:09 PM by Rotorhead359

[Super Grunt 281]

18 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Why aren't you able to use the SMG Mk2 inside cars, but are able to use it on bikes? It makes no sense!

The size maybe, it has more or less the shape of the GTA IV SMG but bigger and the sawn off shotgun in both games has the same restriction.

 

So are the one from the side of a helicopter.

 

RPG = yes

Railgun = nope

Precision Rifle = nope (any other of the category = yes)

And I can't remember if Grenade/Homing Launcher = yes

 

If anyone dislike the PR, you can add that.

[TheFroggmann]

On 3/20/2023 at 9:15 AM, DrEeveell said:

 

I still don't know why we didn't just kill him as soon as that door started opening in the 3rd mission.

 

 

Exactly, character has been shooting everything that moves for the last 15 minutes. Yet he (she) just sits there and gawks while an evil Bob Ross pantomimes his speech on tape.

 

If the player had control of their character they would be sipping Beutler Champaign from his skull and making Lazlo dance while wearing Freidlander's scalp as a wig.  

 

Not only that but why are these white uniformed f*ckwits so eager to die for evil Bob Ross? Seriously, how many assholes sign up for a gig where you get to clean out bedpans and sponge-bathe the insane AND take up arms against a one-person unkillable army of death?

[SebKle78]

10 hours ago, Rotorhead359 said:

I wish Rockstar had not made the changes to Legendary Motorsport and Southern SA Super Autos.

Now, I can not find the Ocelot Virtue. (edit: never mind, I need GTA+ to buy it, which I'll obviously never get)

I was fine with having all vehicles in one long list, and look them by price. Now I have to guess which category something is in first.

 

Especially because they kept Warstock as it was. (one long list) They should have sorted that into Land (tanks, weaponized vehicles), Sea (boats/submarines), and Air (planes, helicopters, vtol)

 

I think it is okay. Only the luxury category is an obstacle in the list for SSASS. Featured, 2-Door, 4-Door, offroad, motorcycle and even special are more or less specific. But luxury just bombs the whole effort. Karin Everon and Vapid Contender are offroad vehicles, not luxury. Festival Bus would perfectly fit in the special category. Stretch and Patroit Stretch too. Bobcat XL is luxury? Put it in offroad und you only have SUV/Luxury cars left for a category called -> SUV/Luxury. That's specific enough to find everything and the luxury category would not look like kind of a waste category.

Edited Wednesday at 10:31 PM by SebKle78

[HamwithCheese]

3 hours ago, Super Grunt 281 said:

The size maybe

It's the same reason they stopped letting us use suppressors in cars. Precious clipping. I don't know why they decided to make players contort their arms in cars, gta4 let the players wave their arms outside the car. 

 

Oh well, at least 6 fixes all this.