The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 4)

[LostMyR8]

Can this game just go one month without splitting my sessions, I was in the middle of reporting another player for cheating and it kicked everyone into their own sessions and I think I reported myself.

[SebKle78]

Just tried to sell my full acid lab stock in public lobby.

 

LSIA parking lot, someone arrived with his/her lazer and tried to kill me with the explosive cannon through multiple storeys of the parking lot. Took that person around 3 or 4 minutes to realize that i am not in god mode and therefore not cheating. It was obvious that he/she wasn't able to see that structure but to verbalize it in chat was for sure a really smart move. If it wasn't already kind of obvious what was going on it started to get very obvious at that point.

 

Ah, well. It was worth to try it.

[EkaSwede]

With all these free clothing Rockstar has a tendency to give out every event week or so, it'd be nice if they told us WHERE said clothing is on a Newswire. I've no desire to play a half assed Where's Waldo in order to find a piece of clothing.

[Schuimpruim]

Had to shut down the game due so many crap that its just simply taking multiple reboots to play the damn game.

 

I was going to continue with a rant that I hope somebody will f*ck up this game so bad it will be unplayable (forcing gta6 to come asap or it will badly hurt R* in the munneh).

But it seems rockstar is doing a pretty decent job themselves.

 

[EkaSwede]

I knew it!

 

Spoiler

Possibly Fake News

Edited February 10 by EkaSwede

[mjace72]

I got the tats achievement yesterday and today came on to find the right arm and right leg tattoo's were gone.   Of course the money wasn't back in my bank.   I also notice switching from an invite only session to another invite only session will lead to a crash.   This has been going on several weeks now.   I already knew this would be a crappy send us pc users to public domain valentines day event for a nothing but adversary mode week but the payphone hits will keep me to a mild moan this week.  Whoever decides what goes on sale week to week should have been let go months ago.

[EkaSwede]

Can we PLEASE get some new cars that don't have constant exhaust farts whenever I let go of the gas? I know most older cars you could prevent this by not buying engine upgrades, but it seems all cars that are released these days have stupid, exhaust farting on their stock variants! ARGH!

Edited February 10 by EkaSwede

[UpdateHater]

Does anyone know how to defeat the AI tryhards that spawn in when you deliver a vehicle cargo in an empty lobby so you can't get 100% commission? the bastards aim at your tires

[krotex]

8 minutes ago, UpdateHater said:

Does anyone know how to defeat the AI tryhards that spawn in when you deliver a vehicle cargo in an empty lobby so you can't get 100% commission? the bastards aim at your tires

Cargobob can help you.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

2 hours ago, UpdateHater said:

Does anyone know how to defeat the AI tryhards that spawn in when you deliver a vehicle cargo in an empty lobby so you can't get 100% commission? the bastards aim at your tires

You can try with a cargobob. Or you can get out of the vehicle and fight the enemies on foot. They won't shoot the car if you aren't in it. There's a limit on the spawns. Like 3 or 4 waves I think, depending on the cars range (low, mid, top)...been awhile since I did one.

 

I learned about how far away from the garage I could get before the enemies spawn and then looked for a place to remove the vehicle from direct fire chances. Get out and find a place to hunker down and sling lead. Or explosives. Whichever suits your fancy. Once you've deleted them all, you can deliver the rest of the way in peace.

[hugh750]

2 hours ago, UpdateHater said:

Does anyone know how to defeat the AI tryhards that spawn in when you deliver a vehicle cargo in an empty lobby so you can't get 100% commission? the bastards aim at your tires

you have to defeat 4 waves of ai enemies.

[kerozinn]

1 hour ago, hugh750 said:

you have to defeat 4 waves of ai enemies.

jup and its even better when you figure out at what point they come for you.

 

i had some issues at first but now i just drive the car far right under the driveway to the highway behind a big stone pillar

and get out asap and run to the street where the enemies appear. Then just blow em up with the gatling and deliver the vehicle with zero damage. works every single time.

 

Got my warehouse in la puerta btw.

 

 

 

[Arrows to Athens]

Both of my Gooch outfits have vanished. What the hell..?

[ACR]

I've met with another annoying known bug i've never had before, that being days  not counting for prize ride inside ls car meet. I've read about this bug ever since tuner update but was lucky to never had it until now. Wanted to get 8f drafter which is prize this week for winning pursuit races for 2 days in a row. Since i have drafter i wanted to sell mine, get this one for free and pocket around 300k profit, hoped on today after 24 hours of winning yesterday and still on 1/2 after wining several pursuits in 2-3 hours period i tried. I'm sure that more than 24 hours passed, but still jack sh*t. 

[UpdateHater]

22 hours ago, Semaj 2JZ♢ said:

You can try with a cargobob. Or you can get out of the vehicle and fight the enemies on foot. They won't shoot the car if you aren't in it. There's a limit on the spawns. Like 3 or 4 waves I think, depending on the cars range (low, mid, top)...been awhile since I did one.

 

I learned about how far away from the garage I could get before the enemies spawn and then looked for a place to remove the vehicle from direct fire chances. Get out and find a place to hunker down and sling lead. Or explosives. Whichever suits your fancy. Once you've deleted them all, you can deliver the rest of the way in peace.

Thanks for the advice

[El Diablo 702]

4 hours ago, UpdateHater said:

Thanks for the advice

If you use the cargo chopper fly straight up first, get a good amount of altitude and the enemies won’t spawn when delivering.  Then just fly to the marker and drop off for full pay.  

[hugh750]

On 2/10/2023 at 8:24 PM, kerozinn said:

jup and its even better when you figure out at what point they come for you.

 

i had some issues at first but now i just drive the car far right under the driveway to the highway behind a big stone pillar

and get out asap and run to the street where the enemies appear. Then just blow em up with the gatling and deliver the vehicle with zero damage. works every single time.

 

Got my warehouse in la puerta btw.

 

 

 

today while i was delivering a car to a buyer, i fought 4 waves of enemies with my minigun only to get killed by a panicing npc driver.

i have the vehicle warehouse with nearby freeway access as well. 

[Gridl0k]

Beejay XL with cloaking device in Simeon's. 

 

 

I got in, respawned outside, and then saved it. But I can see it, sadly.

 

[ST0b]

The game crashes so much that If I had a dollar $ for every crash,I would be able to buy the latest games on full-price,e.g:Hogwarts Legacy for $70.

The game crashes twice per hour,so If I play for 5 hours per day,that is equal to 10 crashes per day.If I get a dollar for every crash,that's equal to $10/day.As I play daily,that would get me $70 in one week and I can play that for 1.5 months while R* fixes the game.Neither My blood boils,nor R* devs have to face dev crunch to fix the game.Everyone's happy.

But because R* has become greedy,I have a plan B:we can use my RGL exclusive balance suggestion(proof and details attached).That's the only thing that can keep me playing R* games after GTAO PC exploits,crashes,GTA+ paywall exclusive content and the dripfeeding of the dripfeed.My patience is wearing thin.And those free EGS games are enticing me to play them and I might soon leave all R* games for them....Unless R* intervenes with either fixes,or a new game,or EGS-like Benefits for using the game/platform.

 

[krotex]

2 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

Beejay XL with cloaking device in Simeon's. 

 

 

I got in, respawned outside, and then saved it. But I can see it, sadly.

Wow! Imany Tech MKII leaked! 

[ChrisChros87]

Ive mentioned it before but the Quick GPS is anything but quick. There are way too many listed properties and locations on there

[Big Molio]

Sorry to keep flogging this particular dead horse, but is the Auto Show Aircraft Helmets thing still broken? i.e. the earphones / mic appear only for a second or two when you enter aircraft then vanish from the player character?

 

I can't determine whether it is just my game or whether this is broken for everybody.

[Shiloh Comes]

Seeing 7000 and 8000 accounts in nearly every public lobby on xbox. No arms. No feet. Compulsory FIB lanyard. Duffel bag. Tool mask.

 

Baaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Ugh

 

[gtafan26]

1 hour ago, Shiloh Comes said:

Seeing 7000 and 8000 accounts in nearly every public lobby on xbox. No arms. No feet. Compulsory FIB lanyard. Duffel bag. Tool mask.

 

Baaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Ugh

 

Yep, last night 4 level 7000k accounts in one session, all dressed pretty much the exact same way( PS5),  I was finding at least one modded account in each session( I session hope constantly) ,   I just report them and move on.

[sonnyC]

For once I decide to spend a week off Online, I get back in today to do prep for a diamond heist (never looted diamonds from the casino before). I get into one lobby, immediately some griefer and hacker idiots interfere with my prep job. I change lobbies, same exact sh*t happens. Third lobby, I don't even get to exit out of my apartment when the game crashes to desktop.

 

Nice to see that lobbies are the same buggy sh*tholes full of psychopaths as they've always been. Maybe the game is trying to tell me that I should just give up and stay away altogether.

[ChrisChros87]

Heres one I forgot about. Dont you hate it when you keep changing between 2 or 3 different paints because you cant decide? When you leave the mod shop, why does it always look so different in the open world?

[kerozinn]

7 minutes ago, ChrisChros87 said:

Heres one I forgot about. Dont you hate it when you keep changing between 2 or 3 different paints because you cant decide? When you leave the mod shop, why does it always look so different in the open world?

had this recently with the Entity MT. Some graphite metallic with some pearl looked great in my autoshop but as soon as i left it looked like ass.

Went back in and changed it completely again but atleast now it looks sick.

 

Had to share one here aswell:

Was trying to make a Peaky Blinders themed outfit yesterday and i struggled soo hard. Either the overcoat deletes my vest that i picked or it deletes my necktie but now the vest and and the fitted suit works as intended with the overcoat.

In the end i had to just buy all the items i could MAYBE use and figure it out how to combine em in my apartment.

 

And then again today, i buy that white tactical mask with the blue eyes and pair it with the full white racing suit(forgot the exact category) and im instantly locked out of picking ANY other shoes except the ones that came with the suit..which are sneakers... WTF?

[UpdateHater]

does anyone else absolutely hate that black border that always appears around the neckline of some of the suit jackets?

[Arrows to Athens]

5 hours ago, ChrisChros87 said:

Ive mentioned it before but the Quick GPS is anything but quick. There are way too many listed properties and locations on there

And, for some reason, it has the regular time trial and RC Bandito time trial, but not the HSW time trial.  

[Arrows to Athens]

I f*cking hate this game

 

 

Edited February 13 by Arrows to Athens