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The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 4)


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5 hours ago, DominusTaranis said:

I hate/love that I still have to glitch pearl on a matte. I LOVE pearl on matte.

 

I hate that you can only do it at LSC. Can't be done at the other mod shops. I love that R* uses pearl on matte on some NPC vehicles. I hate that I had to "glitch" to create a Clifford Dubsta 6x6 replica to get the purple pearl on black matte. 

 

  

2 hours ago, eboyjohnkrasinski said:

Benny's wheels and coloured stock wheels are just things that should be available from lsc and benny's.

 

Colored stock wheels should be a thing! The two newest wheel categories should also come in chrome (and not break iFruit). I wouldn't be upset if Benny's wheels were only available at locations with a Benny's mechanic (his shop and Arena) and you had to pay a little more to put them on regular cars, assuming all regular cars could drive in to his shop and all weaponized vehicles could go into the Arena.

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12 hours ago, Lupo-Akane said:

They have broken so much with this dlc.......

frame drops, lag, builds/roads just popping in and out the world. sh*t every other flipping MMO out there will flipping fix there sh*t as needed when they drop a new xpac but not R*. It will be another 10 or more months before they fix as little as they can from this dlc in the next dlc while still breaking stuff from a different dlc and something in the new dlc......

This was no win for RS.  The capabilities of the PS4 have been exceeded.  But if they wouldn’t have released this for the PS4, they would have gotten holy hell.

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On 8/21/2022 at 10:54 AM, Jimmy McGill70 said:

This was no win for RS.  The capabilities of the PS4 have been exceeded.  But if they wouldn’t have released this for the PS4, they would have gotten holy hell.

 True, but they never try to fix anything so the capabilities are always going to hurt it, I mean it's hurting the flipping ps5 and many gamer pc's so that tells us that its more then just capabilities its that the hopes of bubblegum and cheap tape can't hold gta online together anymore. 

They pussyfooted around to much of not doing there job of fixing sh*t is coming back to bite them and we are all getting to see it happening lol. It's funny and sad, sad that we are getting to the world of gta burn and funny cause most of this could have been avoided if they cared enough to fix sh*t.  

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12 hours ago, krotex said:

Rockstar, wtf is going on here?! I just wanted to customize the bike for customer... 🤬 

 

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Customer? I'd keep that one myself!

 

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Did a Casino and Cayo finale tonight with my grinding buddy. 
Took about thirty tries between the two of them. 
I'll forgive Casino because we were up to "Shenanigans" TM and it's reasonable that shenanigans would be done to us, even if it's really dumb how said shenanigans were returned to us.

But f*ckin Cayo I swear. Between cameras detecting bodies far out of their range (to the sides, not front), guards using spidey senses to dodge headshots or detect either of us aiming at them, and guards seeing bodies through buildings, it was the single most cancerous thing I've ever dealt with. It legitimately felt like R* was out for us. Which makes no sense. Sure, together we can make a f*ck bunch of money, tipping the scales at nearly 7-8 mil a night, not counting my additional income from AFK nightclub sales, but that all evaporates in under an hour as I buy vehicles, properties, and equipment just to get my PC character to where my PS4 guy was. 

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45 minutes ago, DominusTaranis said:

Did a Casino and Cayo finale tonight with my grinding buddy. 
Took about thirty tries between the two of them. 
I'll forgive Casino because we were up to "Shenanigans" TM and it's reasonable that shenanigans would be done to us, even if it's really dumb how said shenanigans were returned to us.

But f*ckin Cayo I swear. Between cameras detecting bodies far out of their range (to the sides, not front), guards using spidey senses to dodge headshots or detect either of us aiming at them, and guards seeing bodies through buildings, it was the single most cancerous thing I've ever dealt with. It legitimately felt like R* was out for us. Which makes no sense. Sure, together we can make a f*ck bunch of money, tipping the scales at nearly 7-8 mil a night, not counting my additional income from AFK nightclub sales, but that all evaporates in under an hour as I buy vehicles, properties, and equipment just to get my PC character to where my PS4 guy was. 

Just practice or watch some guides if you can't figure things out yourself? Cayo is straight up easiest heist in the game. I've seen randoms struggle more in Fleeca.

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21 hours ago, Lupo-Akane said:

 True, but they never try to fix anything so the capabilities are always going to hurt it, I mean it's hurting the flipping ps5 and many gamer pc's so that tells us that its more then just capabilities its that the hopes of bubblegum and cheap type can't hold gta online together anymore. 

They pussyfooted around to much of not doing there job of fixing sh*t is coming back to bite them and we are all getting to see it happening lol. It's funny and sad, sad that we are getting to the world of gta burn and funny cause most of this could have been avoided if they cared enough to fix sh*t.  

There are a tons of bugs in the game for sure.  But have you ever seen the list of sh*t they have fixed?  I think people underestimate the size and complexity of this program.  Still, you aren’t wrong, the team dedicated to GTA V has shrunk and a ton of obvious sh*t hasn’t been fixed.

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7 hours ago, ambi3nt said:

Just practice or watch some guides if you can't figure things out yourself? Cayo is straight up easiest heist in the game. I've seen randoms struggle more in Fleeca.

You misunderstand. We've run both heists many times before with far less problems. Usually we go into them expecting one or two f*ckups due to AI funkiness or one of us making a mistake, but we've completed elite challenges on both heists. Last night was like planets aligning on friday the 13th levels of bad luck and broken chaos. One of the casino guards in the vault was alerted to my partner after they had stepped through a door that was outside of his vision cone. And we had 3 restarts because, despite eventually managing to get out of the casino undetected, the police outside auto detected us within 10 seconds of us stepping away from the door.

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Holy f*cking hell, the lag in this damn game. Headhunter target eats my rocket, gets affected by it, then teleports back to his feet as if the rocket didn't even hit him.

 

 

Also, did they increase the health of the Headhunter targets? They seem to require more damage now. I knew the guards had ridiculous amounts of health, but not the targets.

 

 

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In the past 2 days, while running Piracy Prevention my game froze twice and crashed once. 

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On 8/21/2022 at 10:54 AM, Jimmy McGill70 said:

This was no win for RS.  The capabilities of the PS4 have been exceeded.  But if they wouldn’t have released this for the PS4, they would have gotten holy hell.

 

The CE content really should've been E&E content. It would've given a reason to upgrade. Too bad this content wasn't ready in time, PC still doesn't have E&E, and new gen consoles are still impossible to find. R* will receive a lot of B&M online if they release any sizable E&E only content before there's a PC release and access to new gen consoles improves.

 

On 8/22/2022 at 4:06 AM, DominusTaranis said:

guards seeing bodies through buildings

 

Guards don't see bodies on Cayo. But I agree, some days the heists are out to get you. I think it has to do with lag between players. There are a lot less weird issues when solo. I've started going out of my way and killing more guards when playing with friends just to ensure something weird doesn't happen.

 

 

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On 8/22/2022 at 1:14 AM, DrEeveell said:

 

Customer? I'd keep that one myself!

 

If you can even get close enough to purchase that smoke'n hot deal. Harr dee haarr haar. But where could you and the bike go without burning everything you ever love, it never stops the flames and you'd have to make a special bike hold for it or leave it outside in a large fenced area alone from the other bikes that's no way to live. Insurance would be terrible. Probably have to put it out of it's misery for being so different and misunderstood, or once your arrested from the "accidental deaths" it will be destroyed. Bad investment?

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Saw someone on PS5 with their blip in the Casino... didn't think anything of it until people started getting killed in the session. Tried to spectate but couldn't - and when I finally managed to spectate someone getting killed over and over by them, the "stuck in Casino" player was flying a jet. 

 

:/ 

 

Guess there could be some sort of glitch out with that - they're K/D ratio and crew rank were modded and of course they were in the "Polish Modders" crew or something. GG. 

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7 hours ago, Jamwes said:

 

Guards don't see bodies on Cayo. But I agree, some days the heists are out to get you. I think it has to do with lag between players. There are a lot less weird issues when solo. I've started going out of my way and killing more guards when playing with friends just to ensure something weird doesn't happen.

 

 

That's part of the problem. I popped a main dock guard. Watched that one close tower guard, knowing he was gonna turn before I could get to the loot spawn I just cleared. He turned, vision cone swept over the gap, hovered over the building. Then all hell broke loose. And I know it wasn't my partner because they were 100% clear of AI 

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10 hours ago, DarkReign27 said:

If you can even get close enough to purchase that smoke'n hot deal. Harr dee haarr haar. But where could you and the bike go without burning everything you ever love, it never stops the flames and you'd have to make a special bike hold for it or leave it outside in a large fenced area alone from the other bikes that's no way to live. Insurance would be terrible. Probably have to put it out of it's misery for being so different and misunderstood, or once your arrested from the "accidental deaths" it will be destroyed. Bad investment?

 

It's a free-range bike yo.

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I was in my Pillbox Hill apartment at 3 Alta Street overlooking the Mile High Club building site and looked out of my window, and guess what I saw? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! The massive skyscraper that is usually there wasn't rendering, the roads had vanished and there were just a few cars floating around in the ether. I wasn't even flying around the city in a jet, just staring out the window. Man this game is irredeemably irrevocably glitched and buggered beyond belief!!!

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8 minutes ago, SqualidCoyote said:

I was in my Pillbox Hill apartment at 3 Alta Street overlooking the Mile High Club building site and looked out of my window, and guess what I saw? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! The massive skyscraper that is usually there wasn't rendering, the roads had vanished and there were just a few cars floating around in the ether. I wasn't even flying around the city in a jet, just staring out the window. Man this game is irredeemably irrevocably glitched and buggered beyond belief!!!

It's time to upgrade to next gen i guess.

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19 hours ago, Jamwes said:

Guards don't see bodies on Cayo. But I agree, some days the heists are out to get you. I think it has to do with lag between players. There are a lot less weird issues when solo. I've started going out of my way and killing more guards when playing with friends just to ensure something weird doesn't happen.

 

 

 

Just to clarify, they notice if someone gets killed in their cone of view or within hearing range, but if someone is patroling and would see a body that i killed earlier and wasn't noticed, that's no problem?

 

Will do the finale in the next days for the first time, just want to know what i can do.

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I know it's been said before but the whole idea of Personal Vehicles and Aircraft in this game is f*cking awful.

 

CEO vehicles and CEO Aircraft use a different spawning method to normal vehicles, and yet they spawn instantly, why not just replace the normal system with the CEO one? Why can't I spawn my helicopters instantly, next to me, like the CEO Buzzard and Sparrow? What's the point in owning a multi-million dollar aircraft like the Akula, Annihilator Stealth or the Hunter if I need to travel halfway across the map to get it each time? Why would I own one when the Thruster, MkII and Deluxo do exactly the same thing and I can spawn them at my feet?

 

They need to overhaul the old, antiqued spawning system and replace it with the system the CEO Buzzard uses. Either that or let us designate, using our Hanger, a "Favourite Aircraft", one that bypasses the standard aircraft spawning system and spawns like a CEO Buzzard or the Kosatka Sparrow.

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59 minutes ago, 0cta said:

Just to clarify, they notice if someone gets killed in their cone of view or within hearing range, but if someone is patroling and would see a body that i killed earlier and wasn't noticed, that's no problem?

Exactly. Other guards do not react to the corpses. But the CCTV are reacting.

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14 hours ago, DominusTaranis said:

Watched that one close tower guard, knowing he was gonna turn before I could get to the loot spawn I just cleared. He turned, vision cone swept over the gap, hovered over the building. Then all hell broke loose.

 

Knowing how lag makes everything on Cayo terrible, I'm going to assume the "just cleared" on your screen was actually "didn't clear" on your buddy's screen. Which set off the alarm.

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Could they have made the other MC club missions doable with just one player or you know mbe remove them from showing up when your in a invite only lobby for flip sake.


I just wanted to run some club missions but the ones were you need more then just keep popping up.

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5 hours ago, RyuNova said:

I know it's been said before but the whole idea of Personal Vehicles and Aircraft in this game is f*cking awful.

 

CEO vehicles and CEO Aircraft use a different spawning method to normal vehicles, and yet they spawn instantly, why not just replace the normal system with the CEO one? Why can't I spawn my helicopters instantly, next to me, like the CEO Buzzard and Sparrow? What's the point in owning a multi-million dollar aircraft like the Akula, Annihilator Stealth or the Hunter if I need to travel halfway across the map to get it each time? Why would I own one when the Thruster, MkII and Deluxo do exactly the same thing and I can spawn them at my feet?

 

They need to overhaul the old, antiqued spawning system and replace it with the system the CEO Buzzard uses. Either that or let us designate, using our Hanger, a "Favourite Aircraft", one that bypasses the standard aircraft spawning system and spawns like a CEO Buzzard or the Kosatka Sparrow.

Yeah just let all jet griefers spawn their Hydra next to them, a nice pocket Hydra. :cringekek:

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27 minutes ago, Mexicola9302 said:

Yeah just let all jet griefers spawn their Hydra next to them, a nice pocket Hydra. :cringekek:

 

f*ck jet greifers, they can lick my Invite Only balls. If you are playing in Public Lobbies you have no right to moan about getting attacked. It's your own fault, your own greed.

 

I want to be able to use my multi million dollar aircraft in a reasonable way.

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3 hours ago, Lupo-Akane said:

Could they have made the other MC club missions doable with just one player or you know mbe remove them from showing up when your in a invite only lobby for flip sake.


I just wanted to run some club missions but the ones were you need more then just keep popping up.

Is there any particular reason why you need another player for those contracts? Most jobs that require more than one player can easily be done solo. Do they actually require more than player, or is it just another C* logic thing? 

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2 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Is there any particular reason why you need another player for those contracts? Most jobs that require more than one player can easily be done solo. Do they actually require more than player, or is it just another C* logic thing? 

Some of the biker club missions could be done solo since they are not that hard but it's R* being R* saying you need more in your MC to run....

It's just a way to slow you down more then anything.

 

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12 hours ago, 0cta said:

 

Just to clarify, they notice if someone gets killed in their cone of view or within hearing range, but if someone is patroling and would see a body that i killed earlier and wasn't noticed, that's no problem?

 

Will do the finale in the next days for the first time, just want to know what i can do.

 

As someone who has hosted this heist dozens of times I can honestly say it's still difficult knowing what you can and cannot do in this cursed heist. 😆 Good luck man..remember we got a Cayo P subforum here with lots of info 

 

Random tip: There is 1 guard who patrols the main dock who is never on the radar. Be careful

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10 hours ago, RyuNova said:

I want to be able to use my multi million dollar aircraft in a reasonable way.

Remember the glitch to summon a Personal Aircraft while summoning a CEO vehicle that they fixed? It was the one time that I was freely using those. Since then I've barely ever touched my Akula or Hunter (the two that I actually really like fly around with).

 

Another B&M from me: why tf is not the new heli popping up in the CEO menu? I've bought it to use it instead of the Volatus (which is annoying to land), but no - it's from you Personal Aircraft list. Eff off with this bs.

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