The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 4)

[krotex]

I don't even know where to put it... I don't even know what to say... I just left the nightclub and...
Guys, we don't need any mod menus or glitches! Bugstar has already provided us enough fun.

 

 

 

 

 

I got on my Oppressor, but it moved to the side and I found myself sitting in the air. I was able to fly, shoot, release a flare, get off and get back on invisible Oppressor. I was even able to change from visible to invisible, fly on both and swap them again.

Thanks Bugstar for a fun! I hope none of your moderators have been watching me at this time.

 

 

[Jamwes]

3 hours ago, eboyjohnkrasinski said:

5 headshots with a silenced shotgun is the only way to do it these days.

 

The heavy must not have a headshot weakness because it's the same with body shots.

 

My favorite heavy is the one in the weapon dealer prep mission. If you light him on fire he falls over screaming. It's hilarious and makes him easy to deal with. Most other heavies are fire proof. 

[bevlian89]

On 9/12/2022 at 3:02 PM, Rotorhead359 said:

 

Because Rockstar has been stepping up their game to detect modded money.

It is getting increasingly difficult to manipulate people's bank balance with a mod menu.

 

However, mod menus are still free to spawn stuff, "kill" enemy npcs, give you godmode, and skip mission triggers (or finish races in record time) Rockstar isn't good at detecting that.

So nowadays cheaters who want money will cheat their way through missions to get paid.

Yeah. Personally i kinda figured this might be the case recently. If they cant drop bags of it or shoot bags of it, manipulate the mission content instead.

 

What boils my bunny is what gives these tits an inch to force teleport everyone to the checkpoints and deny them the content? Okay- devils advocate, the end goal is pay. We all want a little cash at these ever-increasing prices. But to flat-out bring the hammer down on other players fingers for wanting to actually engage in whatever it is they've joined is simply bemusing. I wouldn't go into my gym and shout "everyone out, you've had plenty of exercise today" or go to a chess tournament and immediately declare to everyone "go home, i'm the winner today" or that i'm better than everyone else there just because i have more knowledge on the subject - and have a monopoly over the choice of others! Gatekeeping content is the scummiest thing imaginable, and here in Online is the only avenue in which you are openly permitted to do so, and without repercussion. The fact you hardly (if at all) have any time to bring up the phone and quit in protest is instantly bypassed through these new scripts too.

 

It's impressively scummy to tie someone's hand behind their back into engaging in something you have no say in. I suppose there's pulling your ethernet cable out (if within reach) and in time before you get teleported as well, but the effort this takes along with the existential knowedge of knowing you are literally fighting a uphill battle with no end in sight plays into the hand of the anti hero; the cheater at large. Give in to legit *glitched* cash or stay stubborn enough in your ways to leave if you see nefarious (and albeit brazen) cheating. Scales seem pretty even on this, at least from my playtime. I see paranoid players leave sessions / lobbies daily if they see quad digit players. That's even before the host ends up hitting the Launch button in mission instances before anyone has time to leave.

[Schuimpruim]

"So is there still a lot of modding in gta?"

 

Rockstar: "A small amount, we have the situation under control and we are planning to do even more.

 

Actual situation, in a random lobby:

 

(possibly adult content)

Spoiler

 

Edited September 13 by Schuimpruim

[ketrub]

every time i play i somehow manage to piss off whatever cheater is on the session and become their main target
if you suspect a modder is on the session type in !spawn kosatka for funny results

even better:
!spawn kosatka spawn kosatka spawn kosatka spawn kosatka spawn kosatka spawn kosatka spawn kosatka spawn kosatka spawn kosatka spawn kosatka spawn kosatka

it usually makes them rage quit, whenever they dont try to boot me off the session or stalk me

Edited September 13 by ketrub

[DominusTaranis]

11 hours ago, krotex said:

I don't even know where to put it... I don't even know what to say... I just left the nightclub and...
Guys, we don't need any mod menus or glitches! Bugstar has already provided us enough fun.

 

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I got on my Oppressor, but it moved to the side and I found myself sitting in the air. I was able to fly, shoot, release a flare, get off and get back on invisible Oppressor. I was even able to change from visible to invisible, fly on both and swap them again.

Thanks Bugstar for a fun! I hope none of your moderators have been watching me at this time.

 

 

https://youtu.be/k85mRPqvMbE

[STNeish]

Has anyone else noticed that the homing missile launcher will NOT hit anything unless it's entirely stationary?  I'm being constantly besieged by armadas of helicopters, and the homing missiles absolutely will NOT hit them.  It wasn't like this, not so long ago.  They would reliably hit the helicopters if they were even more or less stationary... now, if the helicopter changes direction by a millimeter, the missiles will sail right on past.

[STNeish]

On 9/11/2022 at 6:01 PM, STNeish said:

I'll try that, next time.

Ok, I tried it.  I didn't see any disguises anywhere.  There were two guards that appeared as white circles, the other 20 or so were all red.  It put me in a smuggler disguise to start, apparently that's not it?

 

There didn't seem to be any way into any of the buildings, if the costumes are supposed to be in there.

 

EDIT

Ok, I did find a disguise, but there was a red guard walking back and forth right on top of it.  NO way to get it without alerting him, and no way to take him out without alerting everyone.

 

EDIT

Can't take out the camera right above the disguise, either, without alerting everyone.

 

EDIT

Tried going across to the shack on the other side, but a guard materialized from nowhere and somehow spotted me THROUGH the building.

 

EDIT

Their vision cones keep changing size, being narrow one second then huge the next.  Seems to be no pattern to it.

 

EDIT

And again, can't get close to the disguise.  Every time I try taking out the camera, it alerts everyone everywhere.

 

EDIT

And again.

 

EDIT

Ok, this time I waited until the guard was ENTIRELY out of sight, INSIDE a building, and then took him out.  It alerted the whole island immediately.  So, I can't get to the disguise because it's under a camera.  I can't take out the camera without alerting the guard.  I can't take out the guard without alerting the whole island.  So... what's left?  I don't see any other disguises.

 

EDIT

Ok, managed to snag the disguise, just didn't take out either of them.  Made my way to the compound, grabbed the loot and was leaving.  Hid behind a large stand of crates and junk as a guard went by, but apparently they have x-ray vision, and he saw me there anyway.  Tried equipping my scuba gear, but the disguise prevented it, is there a way to remove the disguise?  Made the swim away rather difficult with two helicopters and 3 patrol boats materializing from thin air, all chasing me and shooting me through the water.  Still, using ALL my snacks and armour, I was able to slip away.  Mission "successful."  Not sure I'll try it again that way, the whole point was to give me better access to the secondary targets, but all the doors require 2 keys, and can't be had solo, alas.

Edited September 14 by STNeish

[Super Grunt 281]

54 minutes ago, STNeish said:

Has anyone else noticed that the homing missile launcher will NOT hit anything unless it's entirely stationary?  I'm being constantly besieged by armadas of helicopters, and the homing missiles absolutely will NOT hit them.  It wasn't like this, not so long ago.  They would reliably hit the helicopters if they were even more or less stationary... now, if the helicopter changes direction by a millimeter, the missiles will sail right on past.

If that thing ever changed for the worst, it was forever ago.

 

Missiles from the old times sucked.

[STNeish]

Sigh.  Even more "fun."

 

Vehicle Cargo mission, standard vehicle, so lowest difficulty.  I'm to go steal a cargobob, then airlift the target car from a boat.

 

So, I go to the cargobob, but it's guarded by 11,000 military troops.  I run away and eventually the wanted level goes away.  So I go back, but as soon as I get in the helicopter, they all respawn and start shooting rockets at me.  However, as we've established, rockets can no longer HIT anything, so I escape.

 

I get to the car, but there's guards on the skiff... and nowhere to land.  So, I have no choice but to take fire, since I'm unarmed in the cargobob, while trying to maneuver the little tiny hook onto the car.  Finally I do, but the second I do, two attack helicopters appear from thin air.  I try to run, but if I go at full speed, I lose altitude, doubtless because of the car.  That means I can't outrun them, and I can't outfight them.  I have no choice but to try to land, but it won't let me release the car, so I have no choice but to land ON it, which causes the cargobob to spin sideways over and over, dragging the car with it in a macabre death roll.

 

And THAT was the LOWEST difficulty.

 

What fun?

[partci]

3 hours ago, STNeish said:

Has anyone else noticed that the homing missile launcher will NOT hit anything unless it's entirely stationary?  I'm being constantly besieged by armadas of helicopters, and the homing missiles absolutely will NOT hit them.  It wasn't like this, not so long ago.  They would reliably hit the helicopters if they were even more or less stationary... now, if the helicopter changes direction by a millimeter, the missiles will sail right on past.

You mean to say that you have ammo for it? Mine disappears in minutes, and I'm not even using the thing.

[RyuNova]

1 hour ago, STNeish said:

What fun?

 

Buy a Cargobob?

 

Speaking of which, we need a Cargobob MkII.

[partci]

1 hour ago, RyuNova said:

Speaking of which, we need a Cargobob MkII.

Yeah, bi7ch - with magnet!

[RyuNova]

Just now, partci said:

Yeah, bi7ch - with magnet!

 

If I was designing the Cargobob MkII there are a few things I would do with it, not sure what its design would be based off, but I would make it VTOL like the Hydra or have the movement of the Deluxo, a magnet fixed to the bottom, so stuff does not swing around and rear facing missile launchers, so you can shoot down pursuers while moving forward.

[DuhBritishTea]

On 9/12/2022 at 11:02 PM, Rotorhead359 said:

So nowadays cheaters who want money will cheat their way through missions to get paid.

 

Wouldn't it make more sense to repeat/cheat CPH over and over instead of playing for 15-25% cut in Pac Standard? Everyone was level 200+ in the heist so affording a Kosatka shouldn't be a problem. But then again mod menu users aren't exactly the brightest...

 

But good to know about the money detection. Too bad R* still sucks at everything else about anticheat. Thanks for the info.

Edited September 14 by DuhBritishTea

[eboyjohnkrasinski]

5 hours ago, STNeish said:

Ok, I tried it.  I didn't see any disguises anywhere.  There were two guards that appeared as white circles, the other 20 or so were all red.  It put me in a smuggler disguise to start, apparently that's not it?

 

There didn't seem to be any way into any of the buildings, if the costumes are supposed to be in there.

 

EDIT

Ok, I did find a disguise, but there was a red guard walking back and forth right on top of it.  NO way to get it without alerting him, and no way to take him out without alerting everyone.

 

EDIT

Can't take out the camera right above the disguise, either, without alerting everyone.

 

EDIT

Tried going across to the shack on the other side, but a guard materialized from nowhere and somehow spotted me THROUGH the building.

 

EDIT

Their vision cones keep changing size, being narrow one second then huge the next.  Seems to be no pattern to it.

 

EDIT

And again, can't get close to the disguise.  Every time I try taking out the camera, it alerts everyone everywhere.

 

EDIT

And again.

 

EDIT

Ok, this time I waited until the guard was ENTIRELY out of sight, INSIDE a building, and then took him out.  It alerted the whole island immediately.  So, I can't get to the disguise because it's under a camera.  I can't take out the camera without alerting the guard.  I can't take out the guard without alerting the whole island.  So... what's left?  I don't see any other disguises.

 

EDIT

Ok, managed to snag the disguise, just didn't take out either of them.  Made my way to the compound, grabbed the loot and was leaving.  Hid behind a large stand of crates and junk as a guard went by, but apparently they have x-ray vision, and he saw me there anyway.  Tried equipping my scuba gear, but the disguise prevented it, is there a way to remove the disguise?  Made the swim away rather difficult with two helicopters and 3 patrol boats materializing from thin air, all chasing me and shooting me through the water.  Still, using ALL my snacks and armour, I was able to slip away.  Mission "successful."  Not sure I'll try it again that way, the whole point was to give me better access to the secondary targets, but all the doors require 2 keys, and can't be had solo, alas.

Honestly, maybe just don't do Cayo if it's too much trouble. Just get yourself an auto shop, a toreador and an armoured kuruma and do contracts since they're much simpler and more predictable.

[Lupo-Akane]

7 hours ago, partci said:

You mean to say that you have ammo for it? Mine disappears in minutes, and I'm not even using the thing.

I keep losing the whole damn thing and have to rebuy it...........

Then R* steal my boom rounds for my shotgun, flip they break so many things when they drop a dlc...

[partci]

5 hours ago, DuhBritishTea said:

Wouldn't it make more sense to repeat/cheat CPH over and over instead of playing for 15-25% cut in Pac Standard? Everyone was level 200+ in the heist so affording a Kosatka shouldn't be a problem. But then again mod menu users aren't exactly the brightest...

 

But good to know about the money detection. Too bad R* still sucks at everything else about anticheat. Thanks for the info.

You know how you get extra RP and money when you fail, right? They have this weird option in the menu, when if a heist fails, they get 1, 2 or whatever mil. I've seen this a few times now.

[STNeish]

I've actually had weapons and ammo disapppear too.  In fact, I used to have the raygun thing (I forget the name), but now it's disappeared and is for sale at Ammunation for 400k.

Ammo disappears constantly too, but that I can replenish easily enough.

[Lupo-Akane]

Why the flip can't we just get to pick our CEO color when in an invite lobby is beyond me..... 

They have nothing but brain dead peeps working at R*.

[Gaffa]

13 hours ago, DuhBritishTea said:

 

Wouldn't it make more sense to repeat/cheat CPH over and over instead of playing for 15-25% cut in Pac Standard? Everyone was level 200+ in the heist so affording a Kosatka shouldn't be a problem. But then again mod menu users aren't exactly the brightest...

 

But good to know about the money detection. Too bad R* still sucks at everything else about anticheat. Thanks for the info.

 

No because Rockstar has tools / systems to prevent any money going into people's accounts if the heist is relaunched again too quickly, or a flag is applied which then in turn has some sort of automated system work out your earnings vs time or something. This was the case before they even implemented platform-wide cooldowns on the heists. 

[DrEeveell]

6 hours ago, STNeish said:

I've actually had weapons and ammo disapppear too.  In fact, I used to have the raygun thing (I forget the name), but now it's disappeared and is for sale at Ammunation for 400k.

Ammo disappears constantly too, but that I can replenish easily enough.

 

If you don't own a weapon, sometimes you'll get random copies of it in your inventory. Then you can do various things and they go away, on purpose, or on accident. When you actually buy a weapon that's not already glitched into your inventory it will actually stay there.

 

[partci]

"Los Santos Customs is closed. Please come back later".

 

What. The Actual. [email protected]#$%^???

[JumpingKentFlash]

Quick B&M:

I’m home sick at the moment. So naturally I think I could do a little GTA. I’ve only ever completed the Diamond Casino Heist once (and never as boss), so I thought I’d just join randos. BIG MISTAKE. I’ve tried some of the original heist, the Doomsday heist and the casino heist multiple times over the last 3 day, and not once have I completed one. My god what a sh*tshow it is with randos.

[eboyjohnkrasinski]

1 hour ago, JumpingKentFlash said:

Quick B&M:

I’m home sick at the moment. So naturally I think I could do a little GTA. I’ve only ever completed the Diamond Casino Heist once (and never as boss), so I thought I’d just join randos. BIG MISTAKE. I’ve tried some of the original heist, the Doomsday heist and the casino heist multiple times over the last 3 day, and not once have I completed one. My god what a sh*tshow it is with randos.

chances are, if they haven't already got friends to do it with they have no idea what to do for the heist. i'm talking killing the valet on silent and sneaky levels of stupid.

[MagicMike51]

On 9/8/2022 at 4:46 AM, partci said:

I was collecting them at one point when suddenly I realized the game wasn't saving some of them, which meant I need to track back and see which one I "missed", so I just said "Fk it!" and left them for dead.

The game did the same thing to me for Signal jammers and playing cards , most annoying.

[Gridl0k]

my character

 

 

My character during a CPH

 

 

 

[Jamwes]

16 hours ago, STNeish said:

In fact, I used to have the raygun thing (I forget the name), but now it's disappeared and is for sale at Ammunation for 400k.

 

Is it hidden in your weapon locker? That'll make it appear for sale at Ammunation.

[Valiant ENT CEO]

It's almost criminal that we don't have a Cargobob mk2 in the game yet. 1 beefy ass boy who tanks 30 rockets and yadda yadda. Everytime I pick up a vehicle in my Jetsam the poor thing looks like it's struggling for dear life.

 

Cargobobs drive shark card sales.... Duh! The fools.

 

Edit: And please.. Give me a f*cking Packard you jackasses. From VC. I'd pay 6 million for this just to hear Pegasus concierge tell me they can't deliver it. LOL

Edited Thursday at 05:44 PM by Valiant ENT CEO

[Arrows to Athens]

Me trying to play the community series: