ROCKSTAR games it's still exactly the same CRAP for 18 YEARS

[FoutreHumide]

Casual players who annoy us 24/7 with their sh*tty GTA 6 while this overrated studio innovates even less than Ubisoft damn it's incredible.

 It's amazing how easy low IQs are to satisfy, just need a nice coat of paint on crumbling foundations and insignificant old details like "the NPCs stop working and go to bed at night, it's incredible this LEVEL of DETAIL" …

 

The game hasn't even been released and I can already summarize 99.999% of its content :

The game will have 5 sh*tty side missions with "too psychotic lmao" characters, open world "interactions" that are actually a big bunch of bullsh*t scripted events to give the world a fake semblance of life repetitive encounters after 10 hours of games like a guy bitten by a snake who buys you a gun the next time you meet him, and sh*tty collectibles where you have to collect 400 letters or dinosaur bones in the open world, or go under 50 bridges with a helicopter, really original…

 

The game design and the formula has never changed, like all Rockstar open worlds since GTA 3 which dates back 20 years ago, each mission comes down to watching a cutscene, driving a car while going to the objective with stupid dialogues with the NPC who accompanies you, shoot the bad guys by spamming L2 + R2 with a wobbly cover system and a character as pleasant to move as a bulldozer, watch a cutscene, end of the mission, x70

 

Their games are always more scripted than the previous one, you have a game over as soon as you don't follow the rail predefined by the devs and you literally go 60cm too far from the NPC you're supposed to follow, it's a GAME video that punishes you for trying to PLAY it https://youtu.be/MvJPKOLDSos?t=8m20s

while next to it you have games that offer 10 different ways to approach the objective of each quest not only by in terms of gameplay, but also in terms of narration via the choices. But hey, it doesn't bother casuals, obviously it's more important than " oh my god the NPCs stop working and go to bed when it starts to get dark, this CONCERN OF DETAIL is f*cking amazing"

 

You will have so-called new "mechanics" sold as REVOLUTIONARY by journalists who are in fact the most basic, deja vu and tasteless imaginable, like the RDR2 camp which is useless, you can let them starve and not give a $ that the story continues as if nothing had happened, the dialogue system with the AI which was supposed to be a crazy thing according to the journalist which in fact only allows you to say hello or insult, something that was already present in RDR1, the hunt is just a target animal and follow a blue track on the ground with your sense of witcher... Cowboy sorry

 

The open world is huge but empty, you can enter 3 out of 1000 buildings, it takes 30 minutes to get to a mission

 

Obviously they stopped solo DLCs like those of GTA IV or RDR1, why bother making quality DLCs when you can earn 1.1 billion by adding 3 cars and 2 weapons every 3 weeks on the online mode completely bullsh*t built around getting kids to spend $300 on shark cards https://www.tweaktown.com/news/58516/gta-online-earned-1-09-billion-analyst-firm/index.html

 

"Rockstar who is still revolutionizing video games, these f*cking VISIONARIES :ouch: " + 97 metacritic, 50 million sales all that for something that hasn't evolved since 2003…

 

[Americana]

Damn, sounds like something I would write when I was 12.

[FoutreHumide]

2 minutes ago, Americana said:

Damn, sounds like something I would write when I was 12.

Okay, but where’s the counter-arguments ?

[sabitsuki]

1 minute ago, FoutreHumide said:

Okay, but where’s the counter-arguments ?

I'm pretty sure you're preaching to the choir bro

[FoutreHumide]

do you know the principle of the debate on this forum or do you just insult as soon as a message goes a little out of the norm?

[IzzyBlues]

The real question is why the hell is the OP typing in black font?

[Spider-Vice]

That posting history... Man. And imagine coming back after two years to post this thing. Plenty of topics out there for you to discuss your individual thoughts, and you've tried this before.

 

Edit: In fact, did you just copy paste and use the exact same URL's as the 2 year old topic? Are you a bot?  

 

Edit 2: Wait, it's the third time you do it.

 

Edited June 20 by Spider-Vice