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You Know You’re a GTA III fan when…


Bratva Assassin
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Bratva Assassin

Inspired from Algonquin Assassin’s similar thread regarding GTA IV/EFLC. Courtesy to him for the inspiration for this thread. Anyways…

 

You know you’re a GTA III fan when you know your game is the most realistic of the GTA titles.

 

When your favorite GTA title is ironically enough the only one without a rock station.

 

When you like the horror/thriller side to GTA.

 

Your turn (or should I say turns. :P)

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Evil empire

When you can't stop wondering what's the goddamn mod that makes you have to pay to use the metro and the train.

When you see a crowded beach with people swimming and can't stop wondering what's the mod that causes this.

When you interview a stuntsman and ask him if he already managed to accomplish a quadruple insane stunt.

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Bratva Assassin

When you didn’t trust a woman you met because her name just so happened to be Catalina.

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No questions , just do your job . 

Actually it was the first GTA that I`ve played and it was amazing 

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DR Cherry Bomb

When you try to pretend you're mute in real life.

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universetwisters

You expect all construction workers to be gay and quote Village People songs 

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Evil empire

When you see elegantly dressed guys around an ice-cream truck and you immediately run away because you think there's a bomb.

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...you wear green cargo pants in combination with a black leather jacket.

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universetwisters

When you tell the cop “yep I’ve been drinking again” after you plowed your car into a lamppost 

 

When you go to a car dealership and ask for a Kuruma

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Evil empire

When someone mentions a 8 ball billiards and you immediately think about a Black explosives expert guy whose hands are messed up.

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When you tell " No fancy crap " to your buddy who uses your car

When the best worker in the company doesn't want to help you because his hands are messed up

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Evil empire

When you steal an ambulance, a police car or a firemen's truck and park it under a magnetic crane in the port hoping it will take it to the boat and you'll be paid for it

When you have a virtual crush with a girl, she offers to meet you on a shoreside vale near Portland and you immediately think it is an ambush

When you see a remote controlled vehicle toy rolling in the streets and you immediately run away because you think it is going to explode a specific car

When you want ice-cream and roam the streets hoping to spot a Mr Whoopee

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Mr.ClaudeFan

when you go to the swimming pool and drown instantly

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Evil empire

When you go in front of the stadium gates hoping to find a hidden package and can't stop wondering what's the damn mod that changed its location.

When you hear a publlic phone ring and pick it up hoping it will give you a mission.

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Comrade Monke
On 6/8/2022 at 9:15 PM, Stahli said:

...you wear green cargo pants in combination with a black leather jacket.

I actually do that irl

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Comrade Monke

When you see an old guy with a mustache on the street and hope he will hug you and tell you "I see nothing but good things for you my boy"

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Comrade Monke

Don't let this die!

 

When you see a guy dressed in a black suit and run away because you think he will pull out a shotgun and blow your car up.

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When you meet someone who tells you he works as a helicopter pilot and you immediately ask him/her then name of the mod that makes the helis flyable.

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AlexGTAGamer

When you get in an accident that requires medics to come out to treat you, but you become disappointed when they don’t sing “I’m hot tonight”. 
 

When you go on holiday to Aruba. 

 

When your mother’s your sister. 

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When you roam the port and the industrial zone hoping to find a garage with a list of vehicles to export.

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