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GTA San Andreas Erotic Fan fiction: El Grando Smokio's Number 9 suprise


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It 'twas a calm, crisp night in Ganton, with the sky characteristically orange throughout Los Santos. The night was quiet apart from the occasional cries of 'THEM WHITE BOYS HAD ME ON CRYSTAL METH' and the melodious sigh of 'AHI HAD A DREAM. AN' IT DIED IN SAN ANDREAS'. Sensing that the coast was clear for some sweet love making, Big Smoke girded his loins of love as he swerved into Grove Street, the heart of Ganton. He lifted the handbrake, and go out. He could feel the coffin worms that were swarming his broken heart begin to subside as he climbed through the window of the Johnson House and into Kendl's room. El Grando was not the most elegant of endomorphs. Whilst other people his size could carry their weight gracefully, Smoke was in no mood to tread lightly, even if it wasn't possible for him to do so in the first place. Smoke crashed into the window, ripped off his shirt and jeans, leaving only his stylish bowler hat which perfectly complimented his fat body that had been shaped by Cluckin Bell food restaurants. He let out a tremendous roar:

 

'BIG SMOKE BABY, REMEBER DA NAME'

 

'CAARRwwwwLLLL', whined Kendl, in a pathetic attempt to call her older brother. But this was to no avail. CJ was at Denise's, Smoke had made sure of that. Smoke let out his mighty roar and held his big, black, veiny cock in his hand. It was so huge, you could see the tip from under his enormous belly.

 

'Oh its that fat f*ck again?!', she yelled. 

 

'I AIN'T FAT I'M BIG BONED', Smoke protested as his enormous anaconda plunged into Kendl's tight asshole like a tongue may plunge to the site of a missing tooth. 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH', Smoke roared again, as if a 2000 year drought had finally succumbed to a spring rain. 

 

'Eh cabron, what the f*ck are you doin' you piece of tortilla'. El Grando groaned. Cesar, Kendl's boyfriend had arrived just as they had begun to perform classy cowgirl after some dignified doggy. 'Ehhhh, she bounce like my low-rider. Lets have a contest as to who can bang my girlfriend the best huh. What you say eh?' 

 

'Does the pope sh*t in the woooooods', CJ called from the street, before going back to Denises' to finish. 

 

'I don't know man, but its 50 points for missionary, 100 for cowgirl and 200 for doggie eh'. Smoke accepted the challenge, and feistily duelled, their swords out, banging Kendl to the rhythm of the music. 

 

'I SAID OH OH OH! NUmber nine swinging! NUMBER NIIIIIIINE. MY NUMBER NINE SWINGING', Smoke chanted as he successfully shot his load of hot spicy jizz into Kendl's ass, which tasted even better that Cluckin Bells spicy sauce to the point where Kendl felt that she had eaten there. 

 

'Ehhh smoke, you did pretty good eh, I ain't never satisfied Kendl like that'

'Well that latin passion doesn't make up for my number nine large. You a number 6, without the cheese or the large soda, ya feel me', mused Smoke.

'Eh, you owe me. I want that grass comprende?'  

'Sure holmes', affirmed Cesar.

 

And that was the tale of when Big Smoke came up Kendl's ass.   

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Big Smoke has small pp

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Can an admin pin this please

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