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Unwritten* rules of GTA Online


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DrEeveell

Yeah, ramp buggies are fun. I had Special Vehicle work as a daily objective today, so obviously that's the one I did.

I may even buy one, one of these days.

 

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Larsolof

Join a deathmatch, but only if it is a parkour or a melee 🙄

 

 

Damn I miss those good old days when deathmatches were a thing, like in Franklins house, the canals, FIB building or at the Humane Labs🥺

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Gridl0k

No matter how tempting, no matter how big the shortcut, no matter your skill; do NOT go offroad in your NC sale Pounder Custom. 

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59 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

No matter how tempting, no matter how big the shortcut, no matter your skill; do NOT go offroad in your NC sale Pounder Custom. 


I once spent the entirety of the time limit trying to Atomizer it out of a small ditch because I thought I could cut a corner.

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ilovefreebird
6 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

No matter how tempting, no matter how big the shortcut, no matter your skill; do NOT go offroad in your NC sale Pounder Custom. 

 

Every. Single. Time. I never learn...

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HopalongCasidy
2 minutes ago, ilovefreebird said:

 

Every. Single. Time. I never learn...

There is a method that makes it a little better, but I still lol’d.  Raise suspension, take off the armor that adds the running boards, iirc, definitely in the NC bus. knowledge threads.

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SqualidCoyote

Remember to call someone running around on foot armed with a pistol a noob or pussy if they dare to take cover or hide in a building while you are repeatedly strafing them with ammo from an explosive cannon mounted on a stolen jet. 

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Tomtomsengermany

A tryhard will always be a tryhard.

 

10.27 KD found him in drop zone today.

 

Laughed so hard

 

Ps: 4:0 cry lzzzzz

 

 

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effenG

You think it is safe to jump because you have a parachute but you do NOT have a parachute 

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Cutter De Blanc

The first rule of Buy anything for free glitch is you don't talk about Buy anything for free glitch

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Geisterfaust

Life is to short to be a Java developer play Online in 2022.

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happygrowls

Thou shalt not play in a public session without Guardian.exe

 

Thou shalt grind Cayo until the next update

 

Thou shalt kill their friend who got a bounty of $1000 off a granny NPC getting carjacked.

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Jehannum
On 6/9/2022 at 11:36 AM, effenG said:

You think it is safe to jump because you have a parachute but you do NOT have a parachute 

I keep doing this when I drive/fly the Deluxo.

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spawning into a lobby > menu > players > judging everyones play style by their outfits and simultaneously judging the fashion choices in general 

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FrugalDangerMan

Duhh, clearly the unwritten rules are as follows:

1)

2)

3)

4)

And most crucially 

5)

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If you want a certain vehicle to go on sale next week, just buy it full price this week.

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Larsolof
On 6/11/2022 at 7:01 PM, nb2010 said:

If you want a certain vehicle to go on sale next week, just buy it full price this week.

Yeah, was about to buy the Lazer today… but your post crossed my mind🙄

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El Cavilldo

It doesn't matter if a griefer it's on god mode, doing the thermal helmet glitch while flying a Lazer using Ghost Organization... 

It will still try to sneak kill you from your back.

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Larsolof
1 hour ago, El Cavilldo said:

It doesn't matter if a griefer it's on god mode, doing the thermal helmet glitch while flying a Lazer using Ghost Organization... 

It will still try to sneak kill you from your back.


and what ate you if you go passive? Dont remember…🙄

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Big Molio

In Open Wheel races, if you are behind a noob as you come around and down the pit straight, they will always, always pull into the pits.

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MaddenedGhost

If you kill someone and they go to their facility, you are about to get obliterated.

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Gridl0k

Spawn killing in a Lazer whilst using Ghost Org and thermal goggles makes you a god-tier player

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when the race starts, the only guy, who isnt participating in the start is the guy in front of you.

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OG Fringe

Rule whatever number we're up to at this stage, I lost count: If you want a stress-free session where you can guarantee you won't get harassed - invite only 

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MaddenedGhost

Don't use the regular MG.

 

Just don't.

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Pedinhuh
On 5/25/2022 at 7:19 AM, Gridl0k said:

No matter how tempting, no matter how big the shortcut, no matter your skill; do NOT go offroad in your NC sale Pounder Custom. 

Mule Custom too, christ I hate that f*cking sh*tbox and I can't even sell it...

3 hours ago, The_Ghost said:

Don't use the regular MG.

 

Just don't.

But I use it, it's a fun weapon to mess around against NPCs, I like to hip fire it

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Sam2150AD

After completing The Fleeca Job, IMMEDIATELY kill the hired help....before they kill you!

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Jehannum

The time taken to hang up on Lester, Ron, etc. repeat phone calls can only be measured in milliseconds.

 

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Gridl0k

Parking in a corona for the UD contract is the most advanced challenge in the game, only the best will succeed.

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HopalongCasidy
3 hours ago, Sam2150AD said:

After completing The Fleeca Job, IMMEDIATELY kill the hired help....before they kill you!

Applies across most OG heists and setups.  Never been my thing, but back in the day that was just the way it was.  Salad days, when a dime bag cost a dime and whatnot.

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