GTA 6 Speculation & Discussion [Part 6]

[OOI]

15 hours ago, Len Lfc said:

I went to bed early, last night and had a wonderful nights sleep. Why on earth do people STILL get excited for State of Plays?

 

[Xquic]

The last time Rockstar was this silent, GTA V E&E was announced….

[cashncarrylarry]

17 minutes ago, Zapper said:

A glimpse of another random event in VI 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

A Florida driver distracted by a passenger's sex act crossed the center line and crashed head-on into a FedEx vehicle, nearly castrating him.

 

new meaning for head on collision 

[MrQuiche]

17 hours ago, Len Lfc said:

I went to bed early, last night and had a wonderful nights sleep. Why on earth do people STILL get excited for State of Plays?

It was like midnight in France when it started and i didn't even understand until 4 minutes prior to it starting that it would be actually today (well yesterday), launched a video of LTT about an Xbox Dev Kit and watched it, once it was finished i clicked on the live and i had missed 15 minutes or so of it, go back at the start. I stopped when i saw Spider-man for PC, that's what i wanted since 2018, expecting it even more since the other PC releases, best announcement in this state of play hands down, so happy it's also releasing in August. Went to my business until i saw confirmation incase my eyes were tricking me.. That "In-game cinematics captured on PC" really made me think "Why are they showing an old game especially stuff being rendered on an PC, a platform that doesn't even have the game" then i realized and that's also when i realized that it'll create some heated stuff inside Playstation enthusiasts lol

[IzzyBlues]

1 hour ago, cashncarrylarry said:

new meaning for head on collision 

 

[Badman_]

36 minutes ago, IzzyBlues said:

 

 

[Starbeth]

cant wait for what this place will be like in the fall 

[HarryTVisitor]

45 minutes ago, Starbeth said:

cant wait for what this place will be like in the fall 

imagine if it just ends up being the exact same only with more jaded people and more desperate people

[Catsooey]

18 hours ago, Zapper said:

Well, money making has gotten far far easier now even for a solo player, and since 2019 most of the good content can be played solo (Casino Heist being the big exception where you need at least 1 more player), and the quality is way better than 2017-'18 era updates, in my opinion.

 

Too bad the public lobbies are still a sh*tshow for the most part. There is a signal jammer upgrade for specific vehicles to negate any kind of lock on from enemies, but combat is still woefully unbalanced. A balancing patch is supposed to come with the summer update, but we still don't know what it will actually change.

That sounds a lot better than I was expecting. Especially the signal jamming option, and I’m really interested in seeing what the balancing patch will have in it. The main issue for me was the quality of missiles that they gave to the flying broomstick. I was mainly a buzzard/akula pilot and I could dodge most missiles, but the Mk II needed a ground vehicle to counter. I’m boycotting Gaijin and War Thunder because of their ties to Russia (they have Russian offices and are extremely pro Russia & pro Soviet Union in the game - they have a “For Stalin!” skin you can unlock, despite claims to being apolitical and lack of reference to any other WW2 leader)  so I’d love to stop in and do some flying.

[GRANDHEIST]

Next Monday

 

6/6/2+0+2+2 = VI

 

C'moon R*

 

[B_E_N_1992]

I hope we can grow facial hair for Ricardo like in RDR2.

[Thomas Cavendish]

I hope we can grow armpit hair for Kacey 

[Catsooey]

Toenails for a toenail gun pay to win

[nolimits]

3 hours ago, GRANDHEIST said:

Next Monday

 

6/6/2+0+2+2 = VI

 

C'moon R*

 

bro.

6/6/2+0+2+2 = 4,5

 

get your maths straight 

[Kris194]

13 minutes ago, nolimits said:

bro.

6/6/2+0+2+2 = 4,5

GTA IV remaster confirmed

[Rajder]

5+1*8=5 according to Rockstar

[IzzyBlues]

2+2 is 4 minus 1 is 3 quick mafs.

[B_E_N_1992]

Also if we don’t wax Rose’s leg’s they start to get black hair.

[HarryTVisitor]

oh my god this thread's reached the point of us questioning where we can grow hair in the game while people are doing math out of sheer boredom what the hell are we doing with our lives

Edited June 4, 2022 by HarryTVisitor

[luke73tnt]

12 minutes ago, HarryTVisitor said:

oh my god this thread's reached the point of us questioning where we can grow hair in the game while people are doing math out of sheer boredom what the hell are we doing with our lives

Just you wait until they drop a teaser. They’ll be working 24/7 in here just to figure out who voices the main character if there’s any dialogue in the teaser (which there probably will be.) When RDR2’s teaser dropped they figured out the voice in the teaser was Roger Clark fast af

[Spider-Vice]

Same thing with Ned Luke. @Dourvas clocked him instantly. It was locked at the time because everyone thought he was bullsh*tting  

 

 

[Len Lfc]

7 minutes ago, Spider-Vice said:

Same thing with Ned Luke. @Dourvas clocked him instantly. It was locked at the time because everyone thought he was bullsh*tting  

 

 

Those replies tho

 

[Kris194]

26 minutes ago, Spider-Vice said:

Same thing with Ned Luke. @Dourvas clocked him instantly. It was locked at the time because everyone thought he was bullsh*tting  

 

 

Almost 11 years ago...

 

[DeltaV20]

6 hours ago, B_E_N_1992 said:

I hope we can grow facial hair for Ricardo like in RDR2.

 

Spoiler

 

[IzzyBlues]

I wonder if there will be pubic hair in GTA VI, since we are on the subject of shaving Rose's legs. Imagine if we could shave her vagina, or not shave it at all and grow a full 70's bush? Maybe even a full Brazilian wax or landing strip? And what about Ricardo's pubes? I wonder if we will be able to style them or even dye them?

 

Some more food for thought. Imagine if they added that in, and then if you do a full shave of either of the characters, they'll have a dynamic animation of them scratching their crotch randomly every once in a while because they're getting that prickly/itchy feeling of their pubes growing back.

 

Maybe GTA VI will have a sex gameplay mechanic where you can catch STD'S, and if you are fully shaven down there you'll have less of a chance of catching a STD? 

Edited June 4, 2022 by IzzyBlues

[luke73tnt]

6 minutes ago, IzzyBlues said:

I wonder if there will be pubic hair in GTA VI, since we are on the subject of shaving Rose's legs. Imagine if we could shave her vagina, or not shave it at all and grow a full 70's bush? Maybe even a full Brazilian wax or landing strip? And what about Ricardo's pubes? I wonder if we will be able to style them or even dye them?

 

Some more food for thought. Imagine if they added that in, and then if you do a full shave of either of the characters, they'll have a dynamic animation of them scratching their crotch randomly every once in a while because they're getting that prickly/itchy feeling of their pubes growing back.

 

Maybe GTA VI will have a sex gameplay mechanic where you can catch STD'S, and if you are fully shaven down there you'll have less of a chance of catching a STD? 

Flabbergasted.

[IzzyBlues]

3 minutes ago, luke73tnt said:

Flabbergasted.

Why don't you come and visit my salon for all your flabbergasted needs? 

[luke73tnt]

13 minutes ago, IzzyBlues said:

I wonder if there will be pubic hair in GTA VI, since we are on the subject of shaving Rose's legs. Imagine if we could shave her vagina, or not shave it at all and grow a full 70's bush? Maybe even a full Brazilian wax or landing strip? And what about Ricardo's pubes? I wonder if we will be able to style them or even dye them?

 

Some more food for thought. Imagine if they added that in, and then if you do a full shave of either of the characters, they'll have a dynamic animation of them scratching their crotch randomly every once in a while because they're getting that prickly/itchy feeling of their pubes growing back.

 

Maybe GTA VI will have a sex gameplay mechanic where you can catch STD'S, and if you are fully shaven down there you'll have less of a chance of catching a STD? 

Can I post this on the copypasta subreddit

[Spider-Vice]

Someone's trying to get on a thread simulator  

[IzzyBlues]

5 minutes ago, Spider-Vice said:

Someone's trying to get on a thread simulator  

In all seriousness, he hasn't been on since April. I hope he's okay.