[Missions II]

[tuff_luv_capo]

You know how it goes

 

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Order Out

 

Intro:

 

Tommy: "Sal's pizzaria ain't been payin' there protection, Mario"

Mario: "I noticed Tommy, I noticed"

Tommy: "Why didn't you do somethin''?"

Mario: "I thought you'd take care of it, you're all ova things, man"

Tommy: "It's not my job, that's why I have you!"

Mario: "Sorry, Tommy, the boys' really been slackin off since ya been doin things for ya self lately"

Tommy: "Sayin' I should stop workin my ass off? Sayin' I should sit around on a sofa watching Family Guy all day while my boss is out bringing home the pizza?"

Mario: "I get what your sayin' Tommy, I'll talk to the guys"

Tommy: "It's past that"

Mario: "What are you sayin' man? Don't slaughter 'em, man come on"

Tommy: "Nah, now I'm gonna go over there myself and teach them a lesson. You're comin along!"

Mario: "I'll get my shoes"

Tommy: "Yea, and Mario- get two of the others, this is gonna be big"

Mario: "No problem..."

 

Start at the Mansion!

 

The mission begins when you've gathered three bodyguards

 

Insider: The owner of thepizzariamoonlights as a drug transporter for theHaitians. Apparently they support his ingredients over the Mexican border, and hauling in drugs would prevent any unwanted substances from slipping into his delicious pizzas. My sources tell me there's fifteen kilos of grade-a haitian 'pie' in the back of a pony lodged at the docks. I've placed an uzi next to the van incase things get tight.

 

Go grab the pony and rig it with a bomb at 8-ball's.

 

Now head over to thepizzariain Little Haitiand park behind the building, right up against the wall where the cashier stands.

 

Escort your buddies into thepizzaria, taking out all theHaitiansyou see along the way.

 

The owner is heading up the joint now, so have a chat with him

 

Tommy: "How's it going, buddy, makin' any green, eh?"

Owner: "Who the f*ck are you, big shot?"

Tommy: "I'm the guy backin' this joint with enough balls to keep your cuban rivals from tearin the sh*t outta this place"

Owner: "Your Tommy Vercetti? Oh my, oh god, oh jeez, I'm sorry man. Here, here's my money, all of it- my apologies to you and the Vendetti family"

Tommy: "It's too late for that. Why haven't you been payin' me lately, huh shmuck?"

Owner: "I'm sorry, it's jus that things been tight, the Haitians have been workin my ass off so I don't get spoiled supplies from the meat vans "

Tommy: " You can't beat our meat? That the tune you're thinking of? I know them jackasses, I didn't know they were Haitain controlled. Does this mean your money for the pizzas is goin' elsewhere?"

Owner: "They demand I pay up for the stuff behind Kaufman Cabs before the shipment comes in. They want 25% of what I send to to the meat biz and 10% of the profits I make from my pizzas! It's a nightmare!"

Tommy: "I see, well maybe you shoulda told us this before it got out of hand, and before I was holding the detonator to a bomb rigged inside your van just out back of this joint."

Owner: "What?"

Tommy: "You heard me, tell us how we can get rid of your Haitian Situation and we'll forget this whole deal ever happened."

Owner: "The meatheads drive their vans around the dock area all week, bringin' in the goods and leavin' with bags of home-grown Haitian weed so the scum around here can keep a steady income. Again, it's with bribary but hey, as long as the meat factory and the Haitains is corrupted, I won't have any part of the crime-web, and neither will my brother Dean down in Vice Point!"

Tommy: "You sayin' we should stir up the traffic down at the docks?"

Owner: "Blow up a few meatbeater vans, and 10 Haitian Voodoos! When the dust settled, bring my van around back like ya just did. My co-worker will be taking over for the night, and he's the one that got me into this mess in the first place! Take 'em out!"

 

Destroy 5 "Beat Our Meat" vans, and 10 Haitian Voodoos!

 

 

Head back to the Little Haitipizzariaand take out the whole back shop with the bomb!

 

Mission Complete!

 

 

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Sniper Jungle

 

Intro: (Phone Conversation)

 

Tommy: "Good morning, Darkel"

Darkel: "Good morning to you, Mr. Vercetti"

Tommy: "Any new employment opportunities for yours truly?"

Darkel: "Severe Opportunities, my friend"

Tommy: "Excellent, where should I begin?"

Darkel: "My friends, the Sharks of Vice Point, are beginning to think my terrorist acts are intruding on their business campaigns"

Tommy: "How so?"

Darkel: "The haitians are beginning to think my well-placed bombs on their drug-trading terf are Shark attempts at keeping their precious herbs despite the contract they have running as of now."

Tommy: "You know when these guys are going to trade-off?"

Darkel: "I know everything, Tommy, and now it is your turn to use the knowledge for true evil"

Tommy: "You're slowly reeling me in"

Darkel: "I'll guide you through your mission, I have left instructions taped to the seat of a police car in Washington Beach PDHQ"

Tommy: "I'll catch a uniform first, as well"

Darkel: "Of course, you'll need it for your role in this play"

 

Start at the VCPD HQ in Washington Beach!

 

The mission begins when you've grabbed the cop uniform and have stolen a cop car from behind the HQ

 

Letter: The leader of theSharks is chilling in Vice Point with a few groups ofSharks at his back. I want you to head to the mall, grab the sniper rifle at Ammunationand perch yourself atop the parking garage just outside. You'll find your next letter taped to the ramp on the South side of parking garage top

 

Go grab a sniper rifle from the mall's Ammunation.

 

Now head up to the parking garage of the mall and perch yourself on the ramp.

 

Letter:Slaughter 35Sharksand destroy 5Gang Burrito'sfrom your perch. Don't leave until the deed is done!  

 

Slaughter 35 sharks and destroy 5 Gang Burritos!

 

(Phone):

Tommy: "Hello?"

Umberto: "I see you are keeping yourself busy, Tommy, my friend"

Tommy: "Indeed, Umberto, how nice of you to notice"

Umberto: "It seems as if your work in Vice Point it really heating up the haitians next door, amigo"

Tommy: "Is that a good or bad thing, Umberto?"

Umberto: "Therein lies the problem, Tommy. You see, your slicing of the trade between the Sharks and the Haitians has forced the Haitians to look elsewhere for their goods."

Tommy: "Let me guess, your Cuban durg income is getting spliced to other areas of the map?"

Umberto: "Precisely. The Yakuza have divided their shipment among us thanks to a hefty move by the Haitian Godfather."

Tommy: "And where do I come in?"

Umberto: "We need this nonsense to stop, and to do that- we need to prove to the yakuza that the Haitian's deal is a bad investment"

Tommy: "I see where this is going"

Umberto: "The yakuza mass transport their drugs to the docks in Ocean Beach and Vice Port. Grab an M80 from my good friend Phil's yard and a coastal boat by the hotel in Vice Port. Blow up twenty or so boats, then run back to the cafe here in Little Havana for your reward"

Tommy: "Sounds fun"

Umberto: "I'll see you"

 

Grab an M80 and head for the Coastal Boat!

 

 

Destroy20boats with the M80!

 

Head to the cafe! inLittle Havana.

 

Mission Complete!

 

 

[dizzy_gopher]

Color me terrific! Nice to see you posting again, and nice to see more story lines going on. Someone was bored?

 

Hmm... The Newbie Ending is due for a re-release...

 

 

[JoeyLeone25]

Nice storyline I really like that, maybe you should force yourself upon R*'s hideout & see if they'd give you a job

[tuff_luv_capo]

Nice storyline I really like that, maybe you should force yourself upon R*'s hideout & see if they'd give you a job

why thank you, :-P! WHERE ARE EVERYBODY ELSE'S MISSIINS? This topic would have been huge last year around christmas

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Lol good mission, and about the n00b ending thing whatever happened to the n00b juice thing