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ATTENTION!!!
Double Barrel Shotgun & the Sawnoff Shotgun are now added to our lineup
Feast your eyes on them:

DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN

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So everyone likes football right? Well people like it primarily cos you can play it anywhere: playground, streets, alleyways, supermarkets, forest, airports, area 69 oh wait what?! Point is, it is friendly to play it everywhere except when you accidentally kick it through a trailer's windows and some redneck with a beard that stretches longer than the wall of China shows up with this shotgun and does the unthinkable..... No not killing every player involved (though that would be ideal) but pop the ball with it. What a disgraceful act!!
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SAWNOFF SHOTGUN

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You vs your opponent, mano eh mano, face to face, eye to eye....in a draw duel. You know, in these situations you can rely on your reflexes and your pinpoint accuracy to draw your revolver (or in this case OUR COLT SINGLE ACTION REVOLVER) before him and cap him or you can do it the cheeky way (the smart way) and draw out a sawnoff, not just one but two for good measure!!! Like they say, if you aint cheating you aint lying..
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32 minutes ago, Calvin.linardi said:

mate, you just do spam of goodies, many good stuffs here!

they really fits SA style and really improved.

Good job and cool workshop!

Thx man, I am currently in my mid year break in college so that's why I am free to spam all of this stuff XD, will try to keep the flow when I am back to the new semester, glad u enjoyed my sh*t more to come soon

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ATTENTION!!
The Uzi is officially out
Check it here:

 

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Believe it or not the once upon a time most common sub machine gun in America nowadays is very rare to find. Why? Cos the streets are now filled with some pretenders posessing SMGs and other variants of submachine guns. Times have changed so it is fair for this classic beast to fall under safe hands. And that's why we are one of the few runners who own it. It belongs to those with pride and it shall fall in the hands of those who buy it as well, so are you??
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  • 3 weeks later...

ATTENTION!!!
The M134 Minigun is finally out
Find it here:

 

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Oh yeah, a minigun. You were asking for this for way too long and now we are gonna deliver. Fit with penetrating rapid bullets that will shred what's in front of you faster than a blender on an F1 car fuel engine. And as a thank you it also comes with a mountable turret stand where you can set it on top of your house and shoot whatever you see in the sky if you are feeling dandy, but be careful it steals your money faster than it fires its bullets.
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Hello everyone, it is me. Ik it has been a like almost half a year since i posted here but that's due to college and it took a heavier toll than i thought, so anyways i am here to say that the workshop is NOT dead, well at least i didnt mean to abandon it. I will still upload stuff here just maybe in a more unpredictable schedule. As for cars, idk i didnt have the proper time to try and rig a custom made one properly cos of dealing with life in general, i am still gonna leave its section in hopes that i finally learn how to do the process all the way through. Anyways, here are 4 unreleased armory, some that i made a while back and some that i just made in my vacation so enjoy guys:

VEPR
 

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So you want a firepower that can get as much Russian as it can get? Well, we present the Vepr for you. It is very Russian that every sub Russians use the gun! From the bear riding Dagestanis, to the softies in Moscow, to the Adidas ripping Slavs, to the Soviet Union lovers. Это оружие, которое нас всех объединяет, which translates to "It is the gun that unites us all".

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M16 & AKDAL MKA 1919 SHOTGUN

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Phil Cassidy one day, while being "out of it" from overdosing on moonshine for the 200th time, was staring at the sea from his bucket ass trailer and decided it would be hilarious to make 2 guns of the same model but different functionality as a prank on a gang who was gonna use the gun for war. They requested a special assortment of assault rifles and Phil gave them the shotgun variant of this gun instead of the AR one. Safe to say, old Philly laughed his ass off when he bystanded the war going and their faces when the gang realized they just got dunked by uncle Cassidy.

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G36 ASSAULT RIFLE

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Top of the line AR, the G36 was first introduced in SA in the mid 1990s when the SA mayor wanted to exterminate pro Nazi gangs from the state. As an efficient way to do that (and also as a sense of irony since the gun is German), he imported G36 into the state to wipe out the Nazis, tho never mind the gun found itself in some shady stores basements, well this is America so dont be surprised...
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ATTENTION!!
MP5K is officially out
Scope it here:

 

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Special thing about the MP5K is that it is way too common in toy stores rather than gun stores. Crazy right?? So it can either be used as an element of surprise to your opponents or if they are intolerant enough they might just shoot you right away and then laugh at your corpse at the supposed fact that you brought a plastic toy to a battle of proper arms
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ATTENTION!!!
Binoculars, Pipe bomb, and Satchel charges with a new detonator are released
Enjoy them here:


BINOCULARS

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Is it a plane? Is it a bird? Is it broomstick? Is it Santa Claus? No that's a ghetto hood boy driving a stolen private military jet....Welp. Point is, you never know what you might encounter in the bizzare land that is San Andreas so better be ready to spot the occasion.

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PIPE BOMB

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There are two types of pipe bombs known to mankind. First it is this pipebomb. Second is the one we sell to you to put it in your noisy neighbor's toilet and let do its job everytime he comes constipated to the toilet. Expect a sh*t rain folks.
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SATCHEL CHARGES with DETONATOR

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Sticks more than a child's hands after playing "touch it" in the mud and it blows more than your wife does to your boss every Saturday night. And it comes with its designated detonator, dont mind the fact that it looks like a dildo found in the bin tho.
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ATTENTION!!!
MP5, the OG one, is finally out
Peep it here:

 

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The type of gun that will finally convince your fellow gangsters that you are about that life and you aint no biatch. Some are posers, some just stole it from the police department and they are on their way to Mexico, and finally some just got from the same place they got their pants. Welcome to San Andreas.
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ATTENTION!!
Sweeper Shotgun is now in our lineups
Pick it up here:

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A reliable street sweeper, the ultimate anti-infestation whether it is from drug addicts, noisy gangsters, lousy asshole neighbors, or if you wanna be practical: literal insect infestation. It is here to clean your needs and restart your good deeds to the general public. Just dont go on bike drivebys with it like a stinky jew.
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11 minutes ago, M316 said:

ATTENTION!!
Sweeper Shotgun is now in our lineups
Pick it up here:

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A reliable street sweeper, the ultimate anti-infestation whether it is from drug addicts, noisy gangsters, lousy asshole neighbors, or if you wanna be practical: literal insect infestation. It is here to clean your needs and restart your good deeds to the general public. Just dont go on bike drivebys with it like a stinky jew.
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Quite what I needed for an upcoming Mission-pack. Thank you very much.

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Looks great, sorry didn't use your weapon.dat file, but replacing it with SPAS for me is a comfortable choice. :D

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6 minutes ago, Martin_Strada said:

Looks great, sorry didn't use your weapon.dat file, but replacing it with SPAS for me is a comfortable choice. :D

The gun actually replaces the sawnoff, i did that to give you guys more space for other guns, weapon.dat config is what makes the gun OP in the first place and gives it a proper animation and firerate. Tho if you are using an existing weapon.dat then just copy the 3 lines of "SAWNOFF" in the dat file and paste it on your custom dat file and save it and boom

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ATTENTION!!!
Glock 17 is finally out with 2 variants
Snatch'em here:

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Everybody's favorite go to gun, and we are totally not overusing this exaggerated statement for the 100th time now. On a real, it is the static symbol of what an armed American looks like alongside a shotgun that you hide under your piss stenched couch. And to make your troubles more convenient, we added a silenced version so you can defend your honor and pride in a peaceful manner and not wake up your obese karen of a wife to give you another reason why you are such a c*ck.
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ATTENTION!!!
Spas 12 shotgun is added to our stock
Here it is:

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Psssst, hey fellow customer! Jasper from the management crew here! I am here to tell you today that i am NOT gonna bother write one of our weird adverts for the 200th time now. Quite frankly the company is starting to turn into a boy scout full of jackasses with a bent up sarcasm, so i am gonna spare you the weird analogies and just gonna give you the new addition to our lineup: The Spas 12, with both stock variants..... OH sh*t gotta go looks like the boss has heard me mumbling what i am gonna type out loud, if there is nothing typed in next time we release something know that i am dead and it is cos of M316, pls tell my mom i loved her despite her cheating on my dad every friday, cheers!!!
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ATTENTION!!!
VSS Vintorez Sniper is out
Get it while you can:

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Yes, we still manafacture snipers and yes Jasper is still alive but that's beside the point. You might forgive others but this gun doesnt and it obviously never forgets its inteded target, so fire as you please and you will nail your shot every time even if you are chronically blind or retarded or both.
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10 minutes ago, M316 said:

ATTENTION!!!
VSS Vintorez Sniper is out
Get it while you can:

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Yes, we still manafacture snipers and yes Jasper is still alive but that's beside the point. You might forgive others but this gun doesnt and it obviously never forgets its inteded target, so fire as you please and you will nail your shot every time even if you are chronically blind or retarded or both.
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f*ck yeah. 

ATTENTION!!!
PKM MG is here finally
Use it here:

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M249's lil sister, or older since it is less advanced and older than the aforementioned MG but still. It is a budget for those who work 9 to 5 like peasants so they can afford it, well if they can even afford their bills and taxes. With an ammo capacity the equivalent of Niko avocado's stomach and the same deafening noise that signals that it is time to die just like Niko avocado's banshee cries.
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On 10/15/2022 at 2:55 AM, M316 said:

ATTENTION!!!
PKM MG is here finally
Use it here:

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M249's lil sister, or older since it is less advanced and older than the aforementioned MG but still. It is a budget for those who work 9 to 5 like peasants so they can afford it, well if they can even afford their bills and taxes. With an ammo capacity the equivalent of Niko avocado's stomach and the same deafening noise that signals that it is time to die just like Niko avocado's banshee cries.
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It's russian though??? 🤓🤓🤓

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ATTENTION!!!
QBZ-95 Assault Rifle is out now
Peep it here:

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You will usually see soldiers who are bred and born to kill. Sadly you will only reep it off their doomed corpses like the disposable servants that they are to their country. Try not to be one in the battlefield sergeant!
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ATTENTION!!!
The Benelli M1 shotgun is up for grabs
Snatch it here:

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It is that cliche shotgun that you see in the movies when someone is gonna have tantrum when they find out their daughter was f*cking around with guys. Now whether you wanna shoot the perpetrators or the ignorant bitch in question is up to you my dear shooter.
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ATTENTION!!!

The Beretta 92 Pistol is in stock
It is here:

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We like to call this one, "The Razor Pistol". Why, cos it is easy to hide (in prison cells) and handy for your other needs like shooting your innmates if they keep roughing you up. In a never ending time of damnation, this will be your only true friend.
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ATTENTION!!!

We got 2 for yall today
Give them some love:

 

SIG SAUER P226 PISTOL

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You will only find these babies with beat up, crooked, cracked, daddy issues stemed cop. Now we dont encourage mugging other people, but if it is not available in our stock (rarely happens) uhhh... you have never heard from here and we dont know you.
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MP40

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Bein a male includes having to deal with the male hierarchy system. It ranges from nice people to simps to men to sigma males to WWII veterans. Can't call yourself a proper MAN if you arent in the latter.You got 2 options here: Either wait and pray that WW3 occurs and you dont end up dying on your conquest on accumulating body counts more than your ex in the name of America, or simply just take this and pretend that you are in the place of your ancestors who fought while they are looking at you from above with utter shame of their bloodline. Choice is yours soldier...
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On 2/24/2023 at 3:26 PM, M316 said:

ATTENTION!!!

The Beretta 92 Pistol is in stock
It is here:

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We like to call this one, "The Razor Pistol". Why, cos it is easy to hide (in prison cells) and handy for your other needs like shooting your innmates if they keep roughing you up. In a never ending time of damnation, this will be your only true friend.
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Also former US Army standard pistol, so you can larp as some grunt murdering people at a syrian wedding!

  • 3 months later...

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So yeah i am back from the dead-ish, so here is a new item to enjoy, the Malorian Deagle MK II as i like to call it
Explore it here:

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Johnny Johnny! Yes papa. Killing people? No papa. Stealing stuff? No papa. Open your mouth. DIE PAPA DIEE!!! Or in short, the average the user of this new monstrosity. Constructed to kill and fit for chaos, this ace will be the new norm in the broad scheme of gun fights,
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