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Ladies and gentlemen i present to you The Marksman Enterprises. This is my personalized workshop for SA stuff at the moment where you will find pimped cars (not yet added for the time being but shall be soon), fully cocked weapons, and character customization or in other words: custom skins.
With the optimization to the SA graphics and atmosphere, these contents shall look like they were made by R* themselves! Take a look around and grab whatever appeals to the eye and your desires, have fun!!!

 

 

 


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(TBA)

Ever wanted a break from the traditional old SA vehicles? Well our time is now and with our high quality production of vehicles, SA shall be filled with diversity again just like the 80s, and with our unique visions and marketing tactics, our automobiles shall rival those that swept the East Coast in no time!
 

Walk by our fancy rides and choose the one with the meanest power OR one is capable of satisfying your minimal needs on a highway drive.
 

 

 


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Through the past decade, arms dealing was a major trafficking control because when weapons come, cash comes along side the obnoxious crooked corrupt individuals that buy it off. One major supplier was the one armed hangman Phil Cassidy. Cassidy established his lineup of gunrunning business in the 80s and expanded it to Liberty City and is looking to sweep the East with the sweat pieces of hardware that he brings.
 

We , Marksman Enterprises, decided to form a partnership with Phil Cassidy in order to attract more eyes to our business and help him complete his vision of running a big fully cocked gun trafficiking business across America.
 

With this comes the most unique, powerful, and even improved and upgraded versions of stock weapons that didnt exist in the East Coast. And............ they come with a license too. Pick your companion to the wild adventure in SA.

 

 

MAC 11

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The love child of the famous micro SMG and tec 9; cant get more gangsta than that eh??

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SCAR 20

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If you are a weapon enthusiast, then you probably scouted for this gun at least 10 times in your life span, highly appreciated, very powerful, and sexy enough to make up the fact that you will be single forever. 


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M16 with a M302 grenade launcher

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Ah yes, the definition of useless decoration on an already powerful iconic hardware, you may use it to scare off the bastards raiding your land, but be sure as sh*t that they will come hunting for your ass when they realize this bad boy doesnt bomb as it looks, oh well at least it shoots sharp.

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M1911 Pistol

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Classic Ace, probably your go to companion when in danger of either getting robbed at East Los Santos or wanting to get the police off your back after a failed 24/7 job (pathetic). Still, it is the OG.

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STEYR AUG

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So you know your first day in the military and everyone treats you like a weak boyscout and makes you wash the dishes instead of going on operations witht the team, and to add to that they give you a sh*tty pistol as your line of defence. Pretty much anyone within that position as always envied the tacticians, demolishions, air strikers who in the most part own a Steyr Aug. Symbol of power, honor, and yeah the gun is good and those who got hold of it never looked back.


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TACTICAL SHOTGUN MK II
 

Spoiler

You never forget your first eh?
Upgradable shotguns tend to be overlooked cause according to East Coaster's "They all pump the same, just with different faces". Here we prove them wrong. This bad boy is a nightmare when encountered, slug shelled to the gills and it will send your oposition to oblivion. Just dont forget to check on your wallet after using these shells cos they are hefty!


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AA 12 SHOTGUN
 

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Ever got tired of your neighbor constantly shouting at you for making noise around?? WELL IT IS TIME TO PROVE HIM RIGHT!!!! Blast this bitch up the air till you show him what's a true noise. It has ammo for days, bigger than your condom box, and it shall blast its shells out till your neighbor's eardrums pop. And then, he will have nothing to complain about anymore as you continue living your American dream in peace.

 

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CARCANO 1891 RIFLE

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Do you.. wanna play RDR2?? But you are too broke to afford the game itself, a bigger hardrive than your 10 year old HDD, or a better internet connection to download the game, or maybe even all three?? Well my dear son, if you answered yes to any of the questions above then follow us to here; we are introducing the Carcano 1891 rifle, that's right 1891!!!! Nevermind that it is thinner than a broomstick and can break easily, now you shall get the true experience of gunslinging in the wild west (except it is in a f*cking ghetto east coast state) Yeeehaw!!!


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THOMPSON
 

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Picture this!!! You are in an alleyway in Chicago in 1933, you are smoking your blunt outside and then a shady dude in a fedora tries to mug you with a knife, you fight him like your life depends on it(lol), and then you give a good one two punch and then more dudes with more questionable fashion choices show up while armed, what do you do? You bust out this bad boy and it will be like a Valentine's day Massacre!

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DESERT EAGLE

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True resembelance of a pure alpha male's capabilities. Only those with more bullshark than hair in their asses are worthy enough of holding this gun and experiencing the sheer power it unloads on its target, there is a reason this gun is only used by alpha shiny headed actors in the movies, just ask Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel.



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M58B PUMP SHOTGUN

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Want something reliable and exciting to shoot? Well this got you covered. In SA, carjacking is an everyday thing among the stupid/intoxicated drivers and normally when fights break out, they bring in bats and shovels. But you are here cos you are special and you wanna cement your presence, just get this one out of your back seat and blast everyone's brains out and show them, you are the king of the jungle.



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AK47 TYPE 2 

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Police men, ghetto gangsters, the mob, FBI, the military, ISIS, your mom's new boyfriend that she found hiking in the woods.... What do all of these gentlemen have in common? They all used the AK47!!! No one is classified a shooter until they try on this classic ass kicker, whether its normal menacing form, folded form for those complaining about how heavy it is (beta bitches), or no stock form where only hairy desert riding jewish broomstick riders (sorry i meant bikers) that for some reason have an attraction towards it. You will get your hands dirty regardless of which one you pick.


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AK47 MK II
 

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A MK II??!!! Why do we need a different variation to an already wonderful and fantastic gun that's sheer appeal is based on its non tactical/futuristic look??! I will tell you why you silly bastard. After intensive researching through different gun parts, we opted to give some love to the AK47. New stock, new look, and certainly a new feal for power. Once you bring this to the battlefield, you will forget about your first impressioned complaints. And also.... you can add liveries to it, from artisitic & terrorizing badass stripes to anime liveries for those weebs out there, you're welcome folks now you have another thing to hold tight instead of your hentai pillows, this is now your true companion!

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FAMAS
 

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You might say "The gun looks odd, not remotely normal" to which my dear customer i would reply "So does your mom, yet you dont complain about the fat bitch". Point is, it looks different, however it hits different; rigged to penetrate any surface and leave behind the shallowest of holes. And unlike your mother, it has its uses and knows when to shut up whenever you want it to.


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COLT M4
 

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The type of artillery you should have when fighting the law enforcers with their own weapons after robbing a bank in the heart of a big corrupted city, especially while having European companions who are too tipsy off a whiskey to shoot.




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M1014 SHOTGUN
 

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Last person you wanna see with this gun is a drunk irishman sleeping on your couch with 10 bottles of Jack Daniels all over the floor, while your wife is screaming at you for again bringing homeless strangers to your house. Want to evict him? Well good luck with that cos he is gonna turn your face into a meat loaf and ruin it more than you ruined his dreams about taking a ride to whiskey land.




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50.CAL SNIPER
 

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Ahhhh the 50.cal, a foreigner's best friend. So much so that Americans got jealous and started using it on a bigger scale. Why? Cos Murica, and the fact that it is fast enough to catch a bird, so much so that some higher ups wanted the American flag to be an eagle firing this sniper up a Mexican's ass(literally). Why you may ask? Cos again...MURICA.

 



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LEE ENFIELD RIFLE SCOPED
 

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Ahhh, the days where colonists used this firepower when asserting their "dominance" over the once upon a time poor & desditute America, safe to say after the declaration of independance, americans never wanted to be on the other end of its barrel.



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SOCIMI TYPE 821 SMG
 

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A common gun in the streets, though doesnt mean it aint effective, when you wave this king around the hoods and bases, every gangbanger and perpetuater becomes a slave on his knees begging for mercy. Trust me it works, especially against the ballas; that's why the Socimi is effectively called the "Anti-Kilo Trays sprayer". If you find yourself in their territory, just spray and pray my son.

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COLT SINGLE ACTION REVOLVER
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With Valentine's day approaching, how can we forget about our duo of doom, riders or dyers, Mr and Mrs special customers that come to our enterprises. For those who like to spend their Valentine's evening a bit differently from other couples and like to cosplay wild west cowboy and cowgirl as if they are in f*cking halloween, this one is for you. Limited Valentine's day special, the classic single action revolver!! Why is it special? Well my dear customer, if you wanted to surprise your other half with the best piece of authentication not only will you get one, but 2 revolvers!! It is a buy one and get one free extravaganza!! Painted in full gold (fitting for your Mrs since she is with you for all your gold :wink wink) now you and your Mrs can fulfill your desire of cosplaying western cowboys just like in the movies. Now that's Cowboy sh*t!!

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SCORPION
 

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A classic piece of hardware that spits faster than your girlfriend does. Fit for hardcore bike riders who loves to terrorize the desert with their mean, outdated, 67' bucket ass motorcycles. Rock N' Roll!!!

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M249 MACHINE GUN
 

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A true motherf*cking firepower!! It is everyone's "lil friend", how much so? Well gift this to your best friend and he will crash his cheating ex's wedding in style and turn it from a celebration into a funeral, but hey it will be a bloody happy funeral. Get yours now and unleash your wild sexual frustrations and fantasies on those you cherish/abhor the most.
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MP5/10
 

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So you join a mercenary forces organization and you wanna impress your commander on your first day so he can consider you for higher rankings and more access to the sweat artillery he owns. What do you do? No you dont clean his guns and spit shine his shoes. Instead you pick up the MP5/10 (or the MP5SD2 for the nerd enthusiasts) rain hell on the enemy forces. f*ck the orders of you standing by from your commander, you go hard cold and showcase yourself. By the time you are done, your commander will be the one spit shining your guns and shoes due to your impeccable services, buckle up soldier!!!
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CZ-75 PISTOL
 

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Czechs are bastards, in a good way of course. Our dear supplier and partner Phil Cassidy almost lost his other arm getting a hold of some of these babies during some "scouting". If they didnt want him to get near this then sure as hell no bastard would to you when you simply hold it in your hand when the occasion calls for it. Strange times...
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STEYR TMP SILENCED SMG
 

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They say everything is best done silently (said by some bent boring liberal who havent showered in months). Seriously hear us out, you are on a hunting trip to Zimbabwe and you wanna hunt some apes (actual apes not people you racist filthy minded f*ck). Anyways, you are looking through the forest for your newest trophy hanged on your wall but you forget your hunting rifle, what do you do? Call your best friend to parachute from above and rain it on the monkey this way you wont scare the other apes and you can come back home with fithy amounts of heads to add to your collection.
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STOCK SILENCED VARIANT
 


CROSSBOW MK II
 

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So your nephew finally hit puberty and you want to introduce him to the world of the alpha male. As you scratch your brain and balls to figure out what to do, we give you: The Crossbow MK II!! Give it to lil Timmy as soon as he whams his first of many five knuckle shuffle and sooner or later, he will be a true man's man. To the victory spoils of the true alpha male!!
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AMC AUTO MAG PISTOL
 

Spoiler

Hey you!! You want the sexiest pistol known to mankind??! Want something that puts even the desert eagles to shame??!!! Introducing AMC auto mag!!! Fit with bullets that are Anything-pearcing that can penetrate a skull, a car, a tank, a ship, and even your wallet every time you restock. Also designed with an appeal that attracts all the bitches you want, from sweet europeans to filthy tramps near your garbage, this baby is equipped to show in all areas.
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CHAINSAW

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There is has been a rumor going around that some "mythical creature" wanders around the woods of Flint County. Looking for those unlucky poor souls in the middle of the darkest hours of the night. With eyes of red and cold intentions, this creature makes those unlucky to encounter him suffer a slow and painful death. As they lay down while getting bludgeoned by that chainsaw, the creature feasts on there blood and flesh. By the time he is done, the innocent poor victims are LEFT FOR DEAD!!!
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MAKESHIFT ASSAULT RIFLE

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Home made though just like your mom's spagehttis they pack a punch. It is not about how it looks but how it fires and trust us, it can f*cking fire. One day when apocalypse is upon us and doomsday comes near and everyone turns on the other and no supplies are available, you would want this for your arsenal. Get it while you can...
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MAGNUM REVOLVER

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Only those with balls of steel and raw American sex appeal can handle this one. If you are NOT one of those people then go to Toys R Us and buy a plastic one to impress your father and give him more reasons to be disapointed in you, what a shame...
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DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN

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So everyone likes football right? Well people like it primarily cos you can play it anywhere: playground, streets, alleyways, supermarkets, forest, airports, area 69 oh wait what?! Point is, it is friendly to play it everywhere except when you accidentally kick it through a trailer's windows and some redneck with a beard that stretches longer than the wall of China shows up with this shotgun and does the unthinkable..... No not killing every player involved (though that would be ideal) but pop the ball with it. What a disgraceful act!!
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SAWNOFF SHOTGUN

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You vs your opponent, mano eh mano, face to face, eye to eye....in a draw duel. You know, in these situations you can rely on your reflexes and your pinpoint accuracy to draw your revolver (or in this case OUR COLT SINGLE ACTION REVOLVER) before him and cap him or you can do it the cheeky way (the smart way) and draw out a sawnoff, not just one but two for good measure!!! Like they say, if you aint cheating you aint lying..
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UZI

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Believe it or not the once upon a time most common sub machine gun in America nowadays is very rare to find. Why? Cos the streets are now filled with some pretenders posessing SMGs and other variants of submachine guns. Times have changed so it is fair for this classic beast to fall under safe hands. And that's why we are one of the few runners who own it. It belongs to those with pride and it shall fall in the hands of those who buy it as well, so are you??
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M134 MINIGUN

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Oh yeah, a minigun. You were asking for this for way too long and now we are gonna deliver. Fit with penetrating rapid bullets that will shred what's in front of you faster than a blender on an F1 car fuel engine. And as a thank you it also comes with a mountable turret stand where you can set it on top of your house and shoot whatever you see in the sky if you are feeling dandy, but be careful it steals your money faster than it fires its bullets.
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VEPR

 

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So you want a firepower that can get as much Russian as it can get? Well, we present the Vepr for you. It is very Russian that every sub Russians use the gun! From the bear riding Dagestanis, to the softies in Moscow, to the Adidas ripping Slavs, to the Soviet Union lovers. Это оружие, которое нас всех объединяет, which translates to "It is the gun that unites us all".

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M16 & AKDAL MKA 1919 SHOTGUN

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Phil Cassidy one day, while being "out of it" from overdosing on moonshine for the 200th time, was staring at the sea from his bucket ass trailer and decided it would be hilarious to make 2 guns of the same model but different functionality as a prank on a gang who was gonna use the gun for war. They requested a special assortment of assault rifles and Phil gave them the shotgun variant of this gun instead of the AR one. Safe to say, old Philly laughed his ass off when he bystanded the war going and their faces when the gang realized they just got dunked by uncle Cassidy.

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ASSAULT RIFLE VARIANT


SEMI AUTO SHOTGUN VARIANT


 


G36 ASSAULT RIFLE

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Top of the line AR, the G36 was first introduced in SA in the mid 1990s when the SA mayor wanted to exterminate pro Nazi gangs from the state. As an efficient way to do that (and also as a sense of irony since the gun is German), he imported G36 into the state to wipe out the Nazis, tho never mind the gun found itself in some shady stores basements, well this is America so dont be surprised...
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MP5K

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Special thing about the MP5K is that it is way too common in toy stores rather than gun stores. Crazy right?? So it can either be used as an element of surprise to your opponents or if they are intolerant enough they might just shoot you right away and then laugh at your corpse at the supposed fact that you brought a plastic toy to a battle of proper arms
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BINOCULARS

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Is it a plane? Is it a bird? Is it broomstick? Is it Santa Claus? No that's a ghetto hood boy driving a stolen private military jet....Welp. Point is, you never know what you might encounter in the bizzare land that is San Andreas so better be ready to spot the occasion.

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PIPE BOMB

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There are two types of pipe bombs known to mankind. First it is this pipebomb. Second is the one we sell to you to put it in your noisy neighbor's toilet and let do its job everytime he comes constipated to the toilet. Expect a sh*t rain folks.
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SATCHEL CHARGES with DETONATOR

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Sticks more than a child's hands after playing "touch it" in the mud and it blows more than your wife does to your boss every Saturday night. And it comes with its designated detonator, dont mind the fact that it looks like a dildo found in the bin tho.
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MP5

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The type of gun that will finally convince your fellow gangsters that you are about that life and you aint no biatch. Some are posers, some just stole it from the police department and they are on their way to Mexico, and finally some just got from the same place they got their pants. Welcome to San Andreas.
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SWEEPER SHOTGUN

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NOTE BEFORE INSTALLING: The weapon.dat sometimes makes this gun crash on first use. To avoid this equip the SMG first and fire it and then equip the Sweeper Shotgun and it should work, cheers people. Tho beware this one might render the normal shotgun unusable because of weapon.dat glitching for some reason.

 

A reliable street sweeper, the ultimate anti-infestation whether it is from drug addicts, noisy gangsters, lousy asshole neighbors, or if you wanna be practical: literal insect infestation. It is here to clean your needs and restart your good deeds to the general public. Just dont go on bike drivebys with it like a stinky jew.
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GLOCK 17(SILENCED VERSION AS WELL)

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Everybody's favorite go to gun, and we are totally not overusing this exaggerated statement for the 100th time now. On a real, it is the static symbol of what an armed American looks like alongside a shotgun that you hide under your piss stenched couch. And to make your troubles more convenient, we added a silenced version so you can defend your honor and pride in a peaceful manner and not wake up your obese karen of a wife to give you another reason why you are such a c*ck.
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SILENCED VARIANT
 


SPAS 12 SHOTGUN

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Psssst, hey fellow customer! Jasper from the management crew here! I am here to tell you today that i am NOT gonna bother write one of our weird adverts for the 200th time now. Quite frankly the company is starting to turn into a boy scout full of jackasses with a bent up sarcasm, so i am gonna spare you the weird analogies and just gonna give you the new addition to our lineup: The Spas 12, with both stock variants..... OH sh*t gotta go looks like the boss has heard me mumbling what i am gonna type out loud, if there is nothing typed in next time we release something know that i am dead and it is cos of M316, pls tell my mom i loved her despite her cheating on my dad every friday, cheers!!!
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VSS VINTOREZ SNIPER

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Yes, we still manafacture snipers and yes Jasper is still alive but that's beside the point. You might forgive others but this gun doesnt and it obviously never forgets its inteded target, so fire as you please and you will nail your shot every time even if you are chronically blind or retarded or both.
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PKM MG

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M249's lil sister, or older since it is less advanced and older than the aforementioned MG but still. It is a budget for those who work 9 to 5 like peasants so they can afford it, well if they can even afford their bills and taxes. With an ammo capacity the equivalent of Niko avocado's stomach and the same deafening noise that signals that it is time to die just like Niko avocado's banshee cries.
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QBZ-95 ASSAULT RIFLE

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You will usually see soldiers who are bred and born to kill. Sadly you will only reep it off their doomed corpses like the disposable servants that they are to their country. Try not to be one in the battlefield sergeant!
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BENELLI M1 SHOTGUN

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It is that cliche shotgun that you see in the movies when someone is gonna have tantrum when they find out their daughter was f*cking around with guys. Now whether you wanna shoot the perpetrators or the ignorant bitch in question is up to you my dear shooter.
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BERETTA 92 PISTOL

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We like to call this one, "The Razor Pistol". Why, cos it is easy to hide (in prison cells) and handy for your other needs like shooting your innmates if they keep roughing you up. In a never ending time of damnation, this will be your only true friend.
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SILENCED SILVER VARIANT

 


 SIG SAUER P226 PISTOL

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You will only find these babies with beat up, crooked, cracked, daddy issues stemed cop. Now we dont encourage mugging other people, but if it is not available in our stock (rarely happens) uhhh... you have never heard from here and we dont know you.
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MP40

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Bein a male includes having to deal with the male hierarchy system. It ranges from nice people to simps to men to sigma males to WWII veterans. Can't call yourself a proper MAN if you arent in the latter.You got 2 options here: Either wait and pray that WW3 occurs and you dont end up dying on your conquest on accumulating body counts more than your ex in the name of America, or simply just take this and pretend that you are in the place of your ancestors who fought while they are looking at you from above with utter shame of their bloodline. Choice is yours soldier...
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MALORIAN DEAGLE MK II

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Johnny Johnny! Yes papa. Killing people? No papa. Stealing stuff? No papa. Open your mouth. DIE PAPA DIEE!!! Or in short, the average the user of this new monstrosity. Constructed to kill and fit for chaos, this ace will be the new norm in the broad scheme of gun fights,
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BERETTA 93R PISTOL

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NOTE BEFORE INSTALLING: The weapon.dat sometimes makes this gun crash on first use. To avoid this equip the silenced pistol first and fire it and then equip the pistol and it should work, cheers people.

 

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, the sound that would be embedded into your ears when you fire this piece of beauty. For a handheld gun it sure shreds to pieces. Some might say meeting the angel of death is more merciful than seeing someone equipped with this gun. So time for you to become their reaper.
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M-10AF LEXINGTON PISTOL

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NOTE BEFORE INSTALLING: The weapon.dat sometimes makes this gun crash on first use. To avoid this equip the silenced pistol first and fire it and then equip the pistol and it should work, cheers people.

 

In the year 2099, Lexington came upon himself to invent a modernized semi auto pistol. How did he craft this aesthetic? Well accidentally.. You see Lexington was doing his wife on his desk, weird kink that is, and from the sweaty excitement and panting state they were both in his wife accidentally tapped her hands on the keyboards for leverage while the computer was on, again weird timing. After the climax Lexington noticed that his wife accidentally f*cked with the initial prototype schematic of a pistol. Funnily enough, he loved this sort of accident so much so he took his wife for round 2 for this discovery. Safe to say every time praises this gun and its manufacturer they will have to remind themselves that it came to exist cos of hot sweaty sex, weird world...
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RED VARIANT


ITHACA 37 STAKEOUT SHOTGUN

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Welp. Here it is folks, the gun that you have been spamming our emails and plaguing our service calls for a while. The Ithaca 37 Stakeout Shotgun. It sounds like a cheap brand restaurant in Venturas but luckily you can find it across the state anywhere. By the time you have read this, your grandma or your kids, (depending on which age group you are in) will be having this in their arsenal either playing shoot the donkey or the neighbour. Up to you to figure out which category you are in...
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ME316 VICKERS SNIPER

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Down in the pub with Phil Cassidy is a true fun experience. He either tells you stories about Vietnam, chugs barrels worth of beers with one arm, tries to light up moonshine, or he accidentaly leaks his very own concept guns. He thought this one was stupid but we, Marksman Enterprises dont find any idea stupid. The very first edition of this sniper on the market which means high demand is in play. The name Vickers came as a tribute to one of his brothers by arms back during his service days who wanted a semi auto rifle with as much precision as this one. There are no quips to make about this one exxcept first come first serve so dont miss out on this one folks. It all comes at a price though.... 
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KEL TEC KSG SHOTGUN

(TBA)

 

 

 

 

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Word is going around that the mad scientists are working on a secret project in Base 69 for the goverment. It is said that they wanna upgrade the cloning devices and allow them to also adjust the human himself whether unique qualities or ones identical to other humans. As the craziest invention mankind has ever seen, not only can it clone and modify, heck it can cojoin two people to be one; talk about soulmates yeah? Well that is possible now with the power of science and ecstatic egomaniacs with billions of dollards who want to climb the hierachy of global power .
 

And with our fundings we made the bold investment of buying a copy of the architectural concept off the government, and now it is lying just in our HQ. Just exactly like a video game, you can now clone yourself and not only that but even create weird combinations of people.
 

Want to get rid of your annoying brother and have a calmer, more discplined one that wont bother u while watching TV? Well we got your back, just feed this one to the sharks or bigfoot lurking in Shady Creeks and we will give you a new brother in no time that your parents wont even notice.

 

Want the girl of your dreams that you touch yourself at night crying while thinking about her? Say no more, you can now live in heaven, except that heaven is human manafactured, you're welcome folks!!!
 

Want to end your life and begin a new one but you are a good Christian boy and dont wanna actually die and go to hell? Your welcome again because we will give you a second life, Jesus would be proud! With this everyone gets a chance at happiness. Just dont do illegal sh*t with it folks.
 


JOHN TANNER in a suit
 

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This one is for you Driver fans out here, the big man is back cruisin' around SA in style!!

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LONG HAIRED BIKER
 

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The unsung biker, solo riding in the night and carrying shotgun for those who dare to mess with him.

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Catch up with him while you can!
 


TRIAD ASIAN BROTHERS
 

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Yes we do a duo here!! The special enforcers within Woozie's Mountain Cloud boys. Ever since CJ became rather "busy", Woozie needed someone to trust to fill in his shoes. Luckily for the blind dragon, he got double trouble for opposing forces.

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Brother 1


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RUSSIAN ARMY
 

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One of the tacticians of the old Russian nation, harder than a rock.

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Pssssssst, he is around here!!!!

 


RYDER with a new jacket
 

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When an alternative reality crosses over, or rather the scientists got drunk while making a green colored fool try and look fitting in other colors, still not bad for this busta.

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RYDER in a suit
 

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Also what happens when that same busta successfully robs a liquor store after a 5 hour police chase and wants to showoff.
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RETRO CLAUDE
 

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When a reality hits you so hard after killing your ex and your other ex at the same day that you grow a 'tache in seconds.

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On a killing spree again right here
 

 JUGGERNAUT

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Want someone to scare off tresspassers. thieves, and your granny when she comes looking for you? Look no further than this gigantic lad. Fully armored on his best day. Half armored when he is busy eating chicken wings at Cluckin Bell
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Squaching people here
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PONY TAILED BRIT

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A proper bastard. You definetly dont wanna throw hands with this charming lad, especially when he is a scouser. Might not look like one but sure as hell acts like'em.
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Looking dandy here

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Throwing fists with other wankers here
 


HISPANIC DRUG LORD

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The pinnacle of the American dream. Selling/buying drugs and running illicit businesses in discreet shady areas and enjoying a tan with girls every Sunday.

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Enjoying the sun tan here
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THE KID (TK)

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Who wants to rob a store, a bank, or a candy from a kid? This guy gotcha covered, he will be your getaway and escape attention in no time

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Over there!!!! He is escaping with the thieves!!!
 


BLONDE HOODY GUY

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Yes that's what every man/child alive imagined a highschooler to like. A sexy self caring individual. Might look like a douche but oh man what a charmer
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RYDER IN A DENIM JACKET

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When you wanna be a hustler you gotta wear their colors y'know, all stylin' but also respectable and not too carried away otherwise you getting capped in any west coast territory
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Hustlin' around the corner
 


LEATHER JACKET WOMAN

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Just a woman enjoying her time, though she is not the type you would want to push around to gain her attention. Ask Maccer..
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Coming out of the coffee shop
 


ARMY GENERAL

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The Captain!! or as Russians like to call them, Kapitan. Your typical army general who looks and acts like he has been sexually violated in the boys locker room for the entirety of his role
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Leading a squad to this area of attack
 


SNAKE IN A JACKET

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Ohh David Snake, finally found a time to rest in peace (not dead) away from showcasing your 180+ IQ in the battlefield constantly
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Living in peace away from operations here
 


TRAVIS BICKLE IN A TANK

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Keeps taping guns around himself to the point where he will give gun runners a run for their money. Our associate might not be happy with that
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Taping more guns to his limbs in this room
 


MORE UPCOMING SOON.....

 

 

 

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With that being said, all my stuff will be SA stuff as said above for the time being so no VC or 3 for those hardcore fans out there; BUT i wont rule them out as a possibility in the future. 
Another thing is that we listen to the people in our market, hey what's a business without a consumer? So we accept all kinds of requests for the aforementioned contents.
After requesting and getting a response from our office here is when you can expect your order to come by:

 

 

 

Cars: TBA


Guns: Less than a day - 2 days (depending on the request of course)


Skins: Less than a day - 1 day (they are usually easy and fast to make unless an emergency occurs at our HQ)

 

 

 

And i also wanna thank YOU for coming around.

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not even a credit to me for helping you on the marksman logo smh suing you

hope your rival company wins

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I like how this has a sorta lore to it xD

Maybe I'll try these out later when I have time. Good luck! 

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ATTENTION!!!

1- Some skins were added as starters
2- The AA 12 Shotgun has been released!!!
It is down here:

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Ever got tired of your neighbor constantly shouting at you for making noise around?? WELL IT IS TIME TO PROVE HIM RIGHT!!!! Blast this bitch up the air till you show him what's a true noise. It has ammo for days, bigger than your condom box, and it shall blast its shells out till your neighbor's eardrums pop. And then, he will have nothing to complain about anymore as you continue living your American dream in peace.

 

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4 hours ago, M316 said:

American dream in peace.

nothing more like hammering and drilling and chainsaw-ing at a metal tube for half the day (true story)

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ATTENTION!!!
Carcano rifle has been released!!!!
Here it is:

 

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Do you.. wanna play RDR2?? But you are too broke to afford the game itself, a bigger hardrive than your 10 year old HDD, or a better internet connection to download the game, or maybe even all three?? Well my dear son, if you answered yes to any of the questions above then follow us to here; we are introducing the Carcano 1891 rifle, that's right 1891!!!! Nevermind that it is thinner than a broomstick and can break easily, now you shall get the true experience of gunslinging in the wild west (except it is in a f*cking ghetto east coast state) Yeeehaw!!!


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6 hours ago, Aymunz said:

Man, I swear your sh*t makes me want to go back to designing missions again xD

 

spudardud where

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ATTENTION!!!
Thompson has been released ( i swear yall are getting spoiled today)
Here it is:

 

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Picture this!!! You are in an alleyway in Chicago in 1933, you are smoking your blunt outside and then a shady dude in a fedora tries to mug you with a knife, you fight him like your life depends on it(lol), and then you give a good one two punch and then more dudes with more questionable fashion choices show up while armed, what do you do? You bust out this bad boy and it will be like a Valentine's day Massacre!

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On 10/4/2021 at 4:51 AM, Axoez said:

spudardud where

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spedadud is death

did you not play "kill spider dude" ? 

 

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1 hour ago, Aymunz said:
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spedadud is death

did you not play "kill spider dude" ? 

 

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nooo why he die :(((

 

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4 hours ago, Aymunz said:
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spedadud is death

did you not play "kill spider dude" ? 

 

 

2 hours ago, Axoez said:
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nooo why he die :(((

 

Uhh I hate to be that guy but pls don't make this thread plagued with dyom stuff 

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ATTENTION!!!
The Desert Eagle has been released.
Peep it here:

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True resembelance of a pure alpha male's capabilities. Only those with more bullshark than hair in their asses are worthy enough of holding this gun and experiencing the sheer power it unloads on its target, there is a reason this gun is only used by alpha shiny headed actors in the movies, just ask Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel.



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ATTENTION!!!
M58B Pump Shotgun has been added to our lineups
Check it here:

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Want something reliable and exciting to shoot? Well this got you covered. In SA, carjacking is an everyday thing among the stupid/intoxicated drivers and normally when fights break out, they bring in bats and shovels. But you are here cos you are special and you wanna cement your presence, just get this one out of your back seat and blast everyone's brains out and show them, you are the king of the jungle.



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ATTENTION!!!
AK47 type 2 has been released with its different variations!
Check them out here:

 

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Police men, ghetto gangsters, the mob, FBI, the military, ISIS, your mom's new boyfriend that she found hiking in the woods.... What do all of these gentlemen have in common? They all used the AK47!!! No one is classified a shooter until they try on this classic ass kicker, whether its normal menacing form, folded form for those complaining about how heavy it is (beta bitches), or no stock form where only hairy desert riding jewish broomstick riders (sorry i meant bikers) that for some reason have an attraction towards it. You will get your hands dirty regardless of which one you pick.


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ATTENTION!!!
AK47 MK II has been released!!!
Check this new hardware here:

 

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A MK II??!!! Why do we need a different variation to an already wonderful and fantastic gun that's sheer appeal is based on its non tactical/futuristic look??! I will tell you why you silly bastard. After intensive researching through different gun parts, we opted to give some love to the AK47. New stock, new look, and certainly a new feal for power. Once you bring this to the battlefield, you will forget about your first impressioned complaints. And also.... you can add liveries to it, from artisitic & terrorizing badass stripes to anime liveries for those weebs out there, you're welcome folks now you have another thing to hold tight instead of your hentai pillows, this is now your true companion!

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On 10/2/2021 at 3:07 AM, M316 said:

But you are too broke to afford the game itself

Piracy exists my brudda

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I love the creativity that's gone into what could've been a simple mod workshop topic. Keep it up and keep making sh*t my man.

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9 minutes ago, RithRake24 said:

I love the creativity that's gone into what could've been a simple mod workshop topic. Keep it up and keep making sh*t my man.

Thanks lol, i pretty much can thank DYOM for this gift of creativity XD

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ATTENTION!!!
The Famas has been added
It's right here:

 

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You might say "The gun looks odd, not remotely normal" to which my dear customer i would reply "So does your mom, yet you dont complain about the fat bitch". Point is, it looks different, however it hits different; rigged to penetrate any surface and leave behind the shallowest of holes. And unlike your mother, it has its uses and knows when to shut up whenever you want it to.


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1 hour ago, M316 said:

ATTENTION!!!
The Famas has been added
It's right here:

 

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You might say "The gun looks odd, not remotely normal" to which my dear customer i would reply "So does your mom, yet you dont complain about the fat bitch". Point is, it looks different, however it hits different; rigged to penetrate any surface and leave behind the shallowest of holes. And unlike your mother, it has its uses and knows when to shut up whenever you want it to.


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hehey is my gun but why does it look kinda squashed

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