Create a Fake Radio Ad for GTA

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Title says all, but more context is create a funny/witty advertisement you'd see on the radio in the GTA universe

 

 

Luxatpan

"Ever feel down? Alone even? So do we, and we are hear to help. Hi, my name is Dave, and i suffer with depression, and unlike you kids on bleeter, i don't make it known to everyone i meet. I was a miserable piece of sh*t until i found Luxatpan, Luxatpan is a simple oral, anal, vaginal, or urethal pIll taken every 3rd night. It doesn't cure sh*t, but it might make you feel a tad bit better. Ever since i started Luxatpan i've been able to feel joy in my life, and sureeee i did try to slash my wrists down the road last week, but that means the drugs working! Ask your doctor if you have any birth defects, cancers, disabilities, or pretty much anything there is to do with living before taxing Luxatpan. Luxatpan users have had side effects including but not limited too, Nightmares, Tremors, Bleeding eyes and rectum, diabetes, and erectile dysfunction. Misuse of Luxatpan may result in slow, painful death, do not eat, drink, or even try breathe much when taking Luxapatn, do not operate machinery under the influence of Luxapatn, just stay at home, its the safest option" 

 

"I'm so happy now! Even though i hide it, i'm a little bit better now."

 

"Luxatpan; "We really don't care about your mental health"