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Is Lance the Dopiest Mofo around?


Jiz Mopper
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I have already played through the main missions and decided to start again with finding the packages and taxi missions etc to make money early.. but i know how the game goes and with a mini gun (from the packages) things are ALOT easier.

 

But when it comes to missions where you have to look after Lance - gawd - ive wasted the dumb f*ck myself several times.

 

As I said I KNOW what happens to him in the end (as if that wasn't easy to pic anyway with his stupid phone rants) but in the mission COP LAND when he follows you around in the mall... sheeesh the amount of times he screws up by getting caught on something and being left behind or not getting out of cars or standing around like the friggin dope that he is!!!!!  GRRRRRHHH    :furious:     :sigh:

 

Originally i was helping a friend with this one when we first noticed his Royal Stupidness... how many times he would be the one to screw up the mission, then when i played it at home same thing. I thought considering 2nd time round i would have it down pat, but its the only mission so far ive had to do again more then once (on my second go through).

 

Who else has blown it because of him and also lost your temper by tearing him a new one???  :D

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WTF Lance rocks, finally nice to have a friend in the business, got some back up. Too bad he goes sour on Vercette's ass.

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