Los Santos Tuners - Coming July 20th

[GTA_FAN_NL]

So the famous opening scene with GTA prices:

 

Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?

 

I don't have one.

 

What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? One million dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?

 

It's $1.5 M and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.

 

You damn right it's limited! No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the f*ck along!

[el carlitos]

Damn have at work. But as soon as I arrive at home the update is waiting, please share pictures

[BlarKing]

On 7/20/2021 at 9:58 AM, TheBaronOfHell said:

In a few hours time, how do I tell my date tonight that it's time to go home and play the Tuners update?  

"My head hurts"

[CrysisAverted]

inb4 Takumi was rich af the whole time driving around in a futo worth over $1m

[Need For Madness Auto]

Tuesday is very big day for new updates coming from Fall Guys,Dirt 5 & GTAO

[Gridl0k]

I'll know rockstar love me if the Oppressor missiles are replaced by firework launchers.

[KingTheSon]

On 7/20/2021 at 9:08 AM, Gridl0k said:

I'll know rockstar love me if the Oppressor missiles are replaced by firework launchers.

Rockstar and Loving someone is more far away, than Half life 3, and Release

[Thomas The Dank Engine]

On 7/20/2021 at 9:08 AM, Gridl0k said:

I'll know rockstar love me if the Oppressor missiles are replaced by firework launchers.

I'll know rockstar love me if the Oppressor missiles are replaced by firework launchers water canon from the firetruck.

[Gridl0k]

I was really hoping for one of these on the front tbh

 

 

Dirty dirty eyebrows

 

 

Edited July 20, 2021 by Gridl0k

[Kernel]

Good morning everybody! Less than 2h to go, eh? 

[MaddenedGhost]

Here's hoping we get that text file early.

[KingTheSon]

On 7/20/2021 at 9:17 AM, The_Ghost said:

Here's hoping we get that text file early.

Im ready to finish my Bingo today

[maximilian_gor1]

With the new Autoshops, you guys think Simeon could play a role in this update? 

[bwatinc]

On 7/20/2021 at 12:50 PM, maximilian_gor1 said:

With the new Autoshops, you guys think Simeon could play a role in this update? 

more likely to be hao than simeon

[MGgames100]

On 7/20/2021 at 9:18 AM, KingTheSon said:

Im ready to finish my Bingo today

 

lets see who gets bingo first

 

Edit: forgot 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 and Bennis

Edited July 20, 2021 by MGgames100

[CarcerCityMadMan]

I hope they finally release the Manhunt arcade game.

[FR_Player-One]

be prepared for this 

[Thomas The Dank Engine]

If we get a new phone contact (Hao for instance) i better hope he's of use when we give him a call. Nothing worse then another useless contact in our phone.

[CaliMeatWagon]

On 7/20/2021 at 12:31 AM, CarcerCityMadMan said:

I hope they finally release the Manhunt arcade game.

I hope we finally get Kart races...

[Taterman]

On 7/20/2021 at 2:01 AM, kenmy13999 said:

Anything interesting happened the last 10 pages? On vacation so don't have time to read all atm

 

I posted a funny gif a few pages back. That will teach you to never go on vacation.

 

 

[Thomas The Dank Engine]

On 7/20/2021 at 9:35 AM, Taterman said:

 

I posted a funny gif a few pages back. That will teach you to never go on vacation.

 

 

Priorities.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

On 7/20/2021 at 1:20 AM, maximilian_gor1 said:

With the new Autoshops, you guys think Simeon could play a role in this update? 

I hope not. I don't care for that cheap potato head. 

[PP.Fang]

On 7/20/2021 at 3:25 AM, MGgames100 said:

 

lets see who gets bingo first

 

Edit: forgot 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 and Bennis

Am I outta my mind or r u guys also seeing “Tiananmen” and some cult propaganda? 
Maybe I really need to get some sleep, see y’all in 1 hour

[DeltaV20]

On 7/20/2021 at 12:31 PM, CarcerCityMadMan said:

I hope they finally release the Manhunt arcade game.

allo8or said new arcade cabinet and Manhunt & doom one already exists in the game files , gta III arcade cabinet maybe?  
 

Edited July 20, 2021 by DeltaV20

[CarcerCityMadMan]

On 7/20/2021 at 3:37 AM, DeltaV20 said:

allo8or said new arcade cabinet and Manhunt & doom one already exists in the game files , gta III arcade cabinet maybe?  

Manhunt was never released so technically it would be new.

[OldManCZ]

On 20. 7. 2021 at 9:35, CaliMeatWagon said:

Doufám, že konečně dostaneme závody motokár ...

I hope so too, but unfortunately there's no sign of it

[CaliMeatWagon]

On 7/20/2021 at 12:42 AM, OldCar6 said:

On 7/20/2021 at 12:35 AM, CaliMeatWagon said:

Doufám, že konečně dostaneme závody motokár ...

I hope so too, but unfortunately there's no sign of it

 

That's not what I said...

[Piro]

On 7/20/2021 at 8:29 AM, C-Rhee said:

420 people were reading this topic when we reached page 69?  Damn, what are the odds

[FrugalDangerMan]

On 7/20/2021 at 3:22 AM, bwatinc said:

more likely to be hao than simeon

And Hao exactly do you know that?

[MGgames100]

On 7/20/2021 at 9:37 AM, PP.Fang said:

Am I outta my mind or r u guys also seeing “Tiananmen” and some cult propaganda? 
Maybe I really need to get some sleep, see y’all in 1 hour

0.5 yuan and 1000 social credit points have been applied to your account.

 

Thank you for serving greatest country on earth - CPR!

 

Anyways, here is some more Don Omar, for your hype reasons