The Red Dead Online B*tch & Moan Thread

[No Homing]

Didn't get condor egg invite

Join new session to try to get it

Get stuck 

Close app

Try to spawn in camp

Didn't spawn in camp

Join new session

Get stuck again

Close app

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[4eyedcoupe]

7 minutes ago, CMCSAVAGE said:

That's the thing though, there was nothing added between FP and Moonshiners. Everything you listed was already in the game, and like I said, I had no issues until maybe November. There's no way in hell I would've been able to, or attempt to rank up Trader as fast as I did if this sh*t was going on back then.

 

Somewhere along the way lobby size became a issue, or the issue, otherwise they wouldn't have addressed it in their unsuccessful patch notes. 

I think Lobby size is definatley an issue, but I also have trouble setting up a camp in a solo lobby on a few occasions, in fact I should be sitting in one right now and the only area I could get camp to spawn was in Big Valley

[Doc101]

I wish they'd fix the weapon loadouts. For some strange reason the game seems to forget which weapons I have selected. Suddenly I'm using the cattleman instead of the Schofield/Navy combo. The next minute I'm rocking the shotgun instead of the rifle.

 

I have to constantly check the correct weapons are in fact selected.

 

And why on earth would I use the standard lasso when I got the reinforced one?!

Utter madness.

[No Homing]

Try to enter my shack

Nothing happens

Wait for a while

Still nothing happens

Try to kill myself

Can't open weapon wheel

Can't open player menu

Shotgun in hand, shoot a lantern, can't even catch on fire

Can't get on horse either

Have to join a new session

Get stuck on the loading screen again

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Kremita]

“Durrrr I’m so kool cause I use pistols while everyone uses revolvers Durrrr”

 

”Durrrr I’m so kool cause I have a green bolt action rifle Durrrrrrrrrrr”

 

Get the f*ck out of here with your COD bullsh*t.

[TheFroggmann]

Annnnnddd... now I'm 4 to 8 on my moonshine sales.

 

4 completed successfully...

 

8 swallowed by the black f*cking hole that is R*. 

 

Gee great game R*, no f*cking animals, enemy NPCs with armored f*cking domes, NPCs that just won't shut the f*ck up, and even when you do finally get enough resources for a sale nope, all you get is this pretty graphic of a spinning 6-shooter cylinder. 

 

R* I seriously want to play this game but your f*ckery just makes my time more and more futile. 

[RileyRock]

51 minutes ago, No Homing said:

Try to enter my shack

Nothing happens

Wait for a while

Still nothing happens

Try to kill myself

Can't open weapon wheel

Can't open player menu

Shotgun in hand, shoot a lantern, can't even catch on fire

Can't get on horse either

Have to join a new session

Get stuck on the loading screen again

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You can respawn... ahh sorry you cant open menu that is f up

Edited December 30, 2019 by RileyRock

[RyuNova]

This game has got more and more unstable day by day since the update. Its like there is a massive clog in the servers.

[CMCSAVAGE]

45 minutes ago, 4eyedcoupe said:

I think Lobby size is definatley an issue, but I also have trouble setting up a camp in a solo lobby on a few occasions, in fact I should be sitting in one right now and the only area I could get camp to spawn was in Big Valley

Well that goes without saying. The point I was making is that it wasn't an issue before. So somewhere between the FP update until maybe 2 months ago, the game just went to sh*t.

[JumpingKentFlash]

Gets to the shack 

Goes inside

No Maggie

No cook

No patrons 

The band is there and the fiddler and guitarist have become African Americans for some reason 

I take the banjo

Start with the band 

Everyone drops in and out of the song

I just sit there even though I’ve pressed play 

The bassist plays then stops multiple times 

So does everyone else 

I stop

Walk upstairs 

Nobody

Walk out and back in again 

There’s Maggie

The cook is there

No patrons

Start playing again 

Suddenly all the patrons are there

It’s good times. The band plays the same Christmas tune over and over

We have fun

I drink a bit

I wanna go for a Bootlegger

Mission 

LONG loading screen

Mission starts

Disconnect

 

I love this game, but that is just unacceptable. I mean that’s just nuts. So many f*cking errors.

[CMCSAVAGE]

22 minutes ago, JumpingKentFlash said:

The band is there and the fiddler and guitarist have become African Americans for some reason 

You mean at one point they weren't? lol. Mine always were, a woman and a man.

[Nerfgoth]

Its nice so to see some wildlife from time to time!

[Kremita]

4 minutes ago, Nerfgoth said:

Its nice so to see some wildlife from time to time!

I only do the bounty missions desperately hoping I get in a solo lobby...

[Bi9Daddy68]

40 minutes ago, CMCSAVAGE said:

Well that goes without saying. The point I was making is that it wasn't an issue before. So somewhere between the FP update until maybe 2 months ago, the game just went to sh*t.

The game has been shiiit since day 1!

[Kremita]

4 minutes ago, Bi9Daddy68 said:

The game has been shiiit since day 1!

“The game has been in BETA since day 1”

[Boozey St John]

23 minutes ago, CMCSAVAGE said:

You mean at one point they weren't? lol. Mine always were, a woman and a man.

From time to time they switch some band members... I thought I was going insane 

[Leftover Pizza]

Daily Challenge: Load into the game anyway possible

 

No 0.5 gold for me today.......

[Kremita]

1 minute ago, Leftover Pizza said:

Daily Challenge: Load into the game anyway possible

 

No 0.5 gold for me today.......

I’m genuinely concern that I will lose my streak.

[Leftover Pizza]

Just now, QAnon said:

I’m genuinely concern that I will lose my streak.

 

Funny thing about that. I deleted the game from my PS4 a month before Moonshiners was launched and reinstalled it just before Moonshiners. My streak wasn't reset. If I can't load in within the coming hour, I'm fairly sure it will be down to 21/28 tomorrow, though.

[Kremita]

1 minute ago, Leftover Pizza said:

 

Funny thing about that. I deleted the game from my PS4 a month before Moonshiners was launched and reinstalled it just before Moonshiners. My streak wasn't reset. If I can't load in within the coming hour, I'm fairly sure it will be down to 21/28 tomorrow, though.

I’m at 98 days 

[Leftover Pizza]

1 minute ago, QAnon said:

I’m at 98 days 

 

Me too, and I hope I can load in the game today to keep that streak. I missed a day on purpose before at 65/28 and was reset to 21/28 the first day and kept the gold bonus. After the first day it went down to 0/28 and gold bonus was reset. Then, FP launched and I got reset every day.    

Wow! Got in the game, chose Camp spawn option. No camp, not a f*cking camp in the whole wide area. tried pitching one, no show. Animals left, right and center. I aim, squeeze trigger...... 0x20010006.

 

This game must be the one with the worst architecture I've played in years. 

[Danish Crusader]

All these new people who got Red Dead this Christmas are really starting to get on my nerves.

They shoot you at random, bitch about getting killed, calls you a cheater, a hacker and all kinds of things and report you... For using Defensive Mode and being able to kill them instantly(I'm using a Carcano rifle with a maximum damage card setup you little sh*ts!).

 

I want the ability to strangle these people ingame without consequences!

[Next-Gen Vercettis]

Playing with a friend last night (who only has time to game once or twice a week), in less than an hour, she disconnected 3 times, me twice. Both our horses got stuck and wouldn't move. At one point we couldn't see each other on the map or on screen and I had an issue where my weapon wheel or player menu wouldn't work. 

In the end, we gave up and played GTA. 

I don't know if things are getting worse or because there were 2 of us (I otherwise play solo) but to say it was unplayable wouldn't be an overstatement. 

 

I really feel for people who work hard all week and end up wasting their precious gaming time going through all this sh*t. 

 

It is NOT acceptable. 

Edited December 30, 2019 by Next-Gen Vercettis

[Kremita]

22 minutes ago, Leftover Pizza said:

 

Me too, and I hope I can load in the game today to keep that streak. I missed a day on purpose before at 65/28 and was reset to 21/28 the first day and kept the gold bonus. After the first day it went down to 0/28 and gold bonus was reset. Then, FP launched and I got reset every day.    

I was gonna say if it weren’t for FP I’ll probably be somewhere in the 130Ish

[No Homing]

Find flower

Get off horse to pick it

Get back on horse

Can't move

Get off and back on

Still can't move

Kill myself

Lose EE+

Call horse

He comes to me

Get back on

Still can't move

Join new session

Get stuck on the loading screen AGAIN

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[RyuNova]

1 hour ago, JumpingKentFlash said:

I love this game, but that is just unacceptable. I mean that’s just nuts. So many f*cking errors.

 

Its like the game gets clogged up right?

[Leftover Pizza]

37 minutes ago, Danish Crusader said:

All these new people who got Red Dead this Christmas are really starting to get on my nerves.

They shoot you at random, bitch about getting killed, calls you a cheater, a hacker and all kinds of things and report you... For using Defensive Mode and being able to kill them instantly(I'm using a Carcano rifle with a maximum damage card setup you little sh*ts!).

 

I want the ability to strangle these people ingame without consequences!

 

One can only hope they also got GTAV for Xmas too and f*ck the hell off to that game as quick as possible. Go waste your goddamn bullets in a game I don't play no more!   

[RyuNova]

2 minutes ago, Leftover Pizza said:

One can only hope they also got GTAV for Xmas too and f*ck the hell off to that game as quick as possible. Go waste your goddamn bullets in a game I don't play no more!   

 

The only way to win is to deny the battle. Just remain in Defensive Mode and ignore them, they will eventually realise they cant get anywhere by just attacking people and move on.

[TCA]

What in the actual f*ck is wrong with bounty spawns on death? All the way in cholla and it puts me ALL the way in Armadillo. Are you f*cking serious? Then when I’m attempting to knock them all out, the game decided to equip her knife when I had the her shotgun out? They better fix all the sh*t they broke or I’ll shelf this game for another year. I swear they’re slowly turning RDO into a Ubisoft game.

Edited December 30, 2019 by TCA

[Leftover Pizza]

1 minute ago, RyuNova said:

 

The only way to win is to deny the battle. Just remain in Defensive Mode and ignore them, they will eventually realise they cant get anywhere by just attacking people and move on.

 

Nah, I blow them up. It only takes 1 dynamite arrow to see them run the other way.