The Red Dead Online B*tch & Moan Thread

[ALifeOfMisery]

1 hour ago, CMCSAVAGE said:

I know what to say, FILTHY FKN LIARS, lol. Oh, and you forgot one.

 

Improvements to networking have been made that will reduce the frequency of problems when pitching or moving your camp in large Red Dead Online sessions

 

I'd love to know wtf they mean by "large" sessions. Basically what they're saying is that you're fkd if lobby size reaches X amount of players. Well no sht, how about actually fixing the fkn issues 

So now they have an excuse for their incompetence, "well we did say large", yeah go fk yourselves.

 

I'm not one to B&M, but that felt pretty good lol. 
 

Don't know how I missed that gem in the patch notes, what the actual f*ck?

 

F*ck this vague "large" nonsense, R* know the numbers, just like we all know the numbers, once you get to around 18 players things can start to go sideways and when lobby population gets to 20 and above, you're f*cked. 

 

Whatever R* think they've done to address the issue, it's clearly not worked, camps aren't pitching, after a brief period yesterday where they worked and the wildlife population is at a post mass extinction event level.

 

R* need to reduce the max players per lobby to 15/16, even if only temporarily, so that players can play the game in its intended state. It's as if R* are chasing an impossible ideology when they need to be far more pragmatic.

[TankGirl]

12 hours ago, Leftover Pizza said:

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again: whore houses! I'd gladly facilitate a patron running a whore house and level it up from a $1 house to a top dollar house. Every town needs one. I'd name mine 'The Gem'.

 

I would totally be on board as long as I could hire male whores. Us ladies need whores too.

[No Homing]

25 minutes ago, Next-Gen Vercettis said:

Was your friend using a collector map to find the card? 

I was, and when I joined a new session the card was there.

[LavyDunois]

54 minutes ago, Dark Spark said:

That happened before the update. Just last week my Eagle Eye would reveal a swamp just packed with alligators, I scope and drop just one, and the rest disappear soon as I take my eye off the gun.

Yep pretty much this. 

[RaigeGames]

Trader resupply missions don't work either, I go through the cut scene but then nothing happens. LOL

 

I'm the type of person who usually tries to see the best in things and I'm not normally one to bitch and moan but come on, this game is hot garbage and completely unplayable right now

[Leftover Pizza]

3 minutes ago, TankGirl said:

 

I would totally be on board as long as I could hire male whores. Us ladies need whores too.

 

Ladies never had to pay for any of those services. There'd always be a willing gentleman to attend to their needs and not charge them a cent.  

[CMCSAVAGE]

17 minutes ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

Don't know how I missed that gem in the patch notes, what the actual f*ck?

 

F*ck this vague "large" nonsense, R* know the numbers, just like we all know the numbers, once you get to around 18 players things can start to go sideways and when lobby population gets to 20 and above, you're f*cked. 

After reading it again, my reply was wrong, not sure wtf I was thinking. Too pissed off I guess lol. Regardless, what they claim is BS none the less. I'd still like to know what they consider "large" though.

[ALifeOfMisery]

2 minutes ago, CMCSAVAGE said:

I'd still like to know what they consider "large" though.

Me too, don't be vague, they know exactly where the tipping point is. R* should be proactive and reduce lobby size until they can actually fix the issues.

[CosmicBuffalo]

I followed a tip I saw on here to hunt in legendary bounties, but I am not seeing any large animals.  I am finding alot of 3 star mediums which is pretty good.  Are large animals not part of the legendary bounties?

[Danish Crusader]

I seriously don't understand why Rockstar writes lies into patch notes.

They have written that they fixed:

Horses not getting pelts on them at random when visiting stores - Still happens, rarer, but still happens.

That female horses no longer grow testicles - Still happens all the time.

Animal spawns should be better in high populated lobbies - They are not.

Disconnect issues being worked on and fixed in almost every patch - Never helped anyone.

That weapons no align incorrectly after cutscenes - Still happens every time.

 

I mean, don't write that you have fixed stuff when you haven't... It makes you look bad.

I should probably write this into a feedback thingie on their website, but bitching and moaning is what the thread is for =P

 

[ghostsoap01]

Camp spawn is still f*ckING BROKEN.

 

You had one goddamn job R*!

[Brutal Trout]

9 hours ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

How does this sh*t get through testing? 

My hopes were still up yesterday but I had less than 1H of gameplay. 

 

We got ponchos though.

[Leftover Pizza]

3 hours ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

Me too, don't be vague, they know exactly where the tipping point is. R* should be proactive and reduce lobby size until they can actually fix the issues.

 

Exactly. If we can find out, they can for sure and they know exactly what to do. But apparently they don't mind us being frustrated about it and simply do what they were planning to do from the start and we don't know what we want. Uncle Rockstar does, so we can shut it and just observe. 

 

And I got hit by the infinite loading screen while accepting a Maggy mission, after being disconnected a few times and other bugs. Really, f*ck this game in each and every pie hole possible. 

Edited December 14, 2019 by Leftover Pizza

[ghostsoap01]

Man, the moonshiner role is so unplayable!

 

Doing a bootlegger mission (the bar brawl) and the objective won't complete despite all rival moonshiners having been beaten up.

 

Now I will have to exit the session, reset the mash prices, have to do 4 to 5 more of these missions in the next session in hopes that no other mission is broken, all to just start producing a profitable batch of moonshine. This role is outright broken.

[Danish Crusader]

1 minute ago, ghostsoap01 said:

Man, the moonshiner role is so unplayable!

 

Doing a bootlegger mission (the bar brawl) and the objective won't complete despite all rival moonshiners having been beaten up.

 

Now I will have to exit the session, reset the mash prices, have to do 4 to 5 more of these missions in the next session in hopes that no other mission is broken, all to just start producing a profitable batch of moonshine. This role is outright broken.

Well it wouldn't be a Red Dead update if it wasn't horribly broken from the start. Name 1 update for RDO that has not been severely broken on release...

[Boozey St John]

-Taking cover is still bugged to high hell. 

-Guns get dirty within two minutes of using them. 

-Black loading screen of death. 

 

At least I got my corsets. 

 

I still want my fecking theaters and whorehouses!

Edited December 14, 2019 by Boozey St John
Corsets!

[XxJazzy42xX]

2 minutes ago, Boozey St John said:

-Taking cover is still bugged to high hell. 

-Guns get dirty within two minutes of using them. 

-Black loading screen of death. 

 

At least I got my corsets. 

 

I still want my fecking theaters and whorehouses!

Sometimes I wonder if thats why R* gave us free gun oil at some point, because the guns get dirty and lose condition when you get into a simple fire fight. It don't even matter if you have em wrapped or not.

[Boozey St John]

5 minutes ago, XxJazzy42xX said:

Sometimes I wonder if thats why R* gave us free gun oil at some point, because the guns get dirty and lose condition when you get into a simple fire fight. It don't even matter if you have em wrapped or not.

I hope they give us some more free gun oil for Christmas because this is getting ridiculous. 

 

So far this update is like Rockstar giving us a gift BUT without the batteries. 

[XxJazzy42xX]

14 minutes ago, Boozey St John said:

I hope they give us some more free gun oil for Christmas because this is getting ridiculous. 

 

So far this update is like Rockstar giving us a gift BUT without the batteries. 

Like those toy commercials when the toy requires batteries and they say in that quick voice or in fine print - "Batteries sold separately"

[ALifeOfMisery]

R* are consistent as f*ck, I'll give them that.

The f*cking temerity R* have to release an update this f*cking broken.

[Jason]

Not only is it broken it's just... meh in how it works. I've had two batches now just delete cause ???, even then I'll start a batch and go look to help a posse out with their moonshine stuff to earn exp and my batch won't continue to be made which is either a bug or just an artificial gate that doesn't need to be there at all. The exp in general for the role seems piss poor.

 

But yea, I've been trying to get a few levels for it the same way I leveled Trader, which is to join up with posses doing Moonshine stuff and helping them with deliveries and side missions, which back for Trader (which was added in the same update as BH and Collector), was easy peasy cause tons of people were doing it. Today the vast majority of posses I've joined into are doing non-Moonshiner things, which I think says a lot about the role.

[Between3and22char]

11 minutes ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

R* are consistent as f*ck, I'll give them that.

The f*cking temerity R* have to release an update this f*cking broken.

Happened to me also when starting a bootleg mission, and a sale too, I've lost all the moonshine when it happened to me with the sale.

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

Not only is it broken it's just... meh in how it works. I've had two batches now just delete cause ???, even then I'll start a batch and go look to help a posse out with their moonshine stuff to earn exp and my batch won't continue to be made which is either a bug or just an artificial gate that doesn't need to be there at all. The exp in general for the role seems piss poor.

 

But yea, I've been trying to get a few levels for it the same way I leveled Trader, which is to join up with posses doing Moonshine stuff and helping them with deliveries and side missions, which back for Trader (which was added in the same update as BH and Collector), was easy peasy cause tons of people were doing it. Today the vast majority of posses I've joined into are doing non-Moonshiner things, which I think says a lot about the role.

Well, on PS4 the trader role was free to everyone, maybe that is why? The XP is way slower than the other roles.

Edited December 14, 2019 by Between3and22char

[Viewbob]

well it appears that maggie can in fact pack up your camp, just tried to enter it and it disappeared off the map 

[Jason]

4 minutes ago, Between3and22char said:

Well, on PS4 the trader role was free to everyone, maybe that is why? The XP is way slower that the other roles.

That's a very good point but even with that in mind, this being the only new role added in 2-3 months it does seem to be lacking in activity and interest.

[Leftover Pizza]

16 minutes ago, Jason said:

Not only is it broken it's just... meh in how it works. I've had two batches now just delete cause ???, even then I'll start a batch and go look to help a posse out with their moonshine stuff to earn exp and my batch won't continue to be made which is either a bug or just an artificial gate that doesn't need to be there at all. The exp in general for the role seems piss poor.

 

But yea, I've been trying to get a few levels for it the same way I leveled Trader, which is to join up with posses doing Moonshine stuff and helping them with deliveries and side missions, which back for Trader (which was added in the same update as BH and Collector), was easy peasy cause tons of people were doing it. Today the vast majority of posses I've joined into are doing non-Moonshiner things, which I think says a lot about the role.

 

The funny thing is, I got my batch vaporised too, but I could still select a buyer to sell it to. Obviously, it resulted in the infinite loading screen when initiating the sale.

[Jason]

2 minutes ago, Leftover Pizza said:

The funny thing is, I got my batch vaporised too, but I could still select a buyer to sell it to. Obviously, it resulted in the infinite loading screen when initiating the sale.

I don't even mind the bug all that much tbh, happy to pay like $40 and a few herbs for 300 exp lmao.

[Between3and22char]

15 minutes ago, Jason said:

That's a very good point but even with that in mind, this being the only new role added in 2-3 months it does seem to be lacking in activity and interest.

I've been playing solo for a long time, I honestly don't know about joining randoms posses nor playing with randoms. Non of my friends play the game, maybe one, but his play style is "not compatible" with mine. Maybe, people are more interested in leveling the outlaw pass 2 instead of the role, for some people the cosmetic items are more important.

 

The XP they made it slower to make it last longer, that's what I think, with the other roles you can level up pretty fast compare to the moonshine role, plus the outlaw pass ends in March, also the made it to last longer, so I'm assuming that no new dlc until, at least, the outlaw pass is over.

Edited December 14, 2019 by Between3and22char

[Shadowfennekin]

HOW can GTA Online be so f*cking perfect after this update, NO issues for me related to gameplay bugs.

 

YET HERE, I get so many "Mash required" yet I can't buy mash BECAUSE IT'S SAYING THAT WHEN I TRY TO BUY IT.... making me have to restart the game! OR infinite loading screens when starting some shine missions....

UGH!!!!!! 

I want my husky damn it

Edited December 14, 2019 by Shadowfennekin

[Bakkerbaard]

Ah, you gotta love us.

"We want more sh*t!"

...

"No, not that sh*t!"

[Virtual-Antics]

Not so much of a b*tch and moan. Well, it's maybe a little moan because the camp spawn had started to work properly for me again until something new happened. 

 

I joined a new session earlier. My camp was pitched alongside the railroad tracks in The Grizzlies. When I sat down at my campfire, something big appeared out of nowhere. At first, I thought that a player had crashed. But nope... A random NPC and a wagon had decided to spawn in. The NPC just sat quietly on the bench with the wagon parked behind him in reverse. Meanwhile, Cripps is sitting beside the horse on the front left.

 

I tried to shoot the NPC but he wouldn't budge. Then I threw some dynamite at the wagon and a notification popped up for destroying someone's horse/wagon. Although, both of them were still intact.

 

I've never had any weird bugs/errors until this week. (Before and after the new DLC dropped.)

Edited December 14, 2019 by Virtual-Antics