The Red Dead Online B*tch & Moan Thread

[Shadowfennekin]

Oh of course the first time I'm the Stalker, the Hunters are actually competent and don't die every second. Lost

 

Then lost again cause one of the stalkers was a cheating cunt and hid like the cowardly bitch he is. Bet that twat's still living in his mother's basement, never knowing a woman's touch. And the very next round.... he was a stalker again! WTF? 3/4 votes to kick.... 3/3 should be enough, 3/4's too much for a small lobby! I just left as I knew it'd wind up like last time

 

An hour and a half after my first attempt, I finally got on a semi-competent team of hunters! Got the stupid mask and I'm never touching this sh*t again. 8 players is too little.... especially as there's so many freaking lobbies waiting for TWO people.... Only reason it took this long was cause of the waiting times, I was actually a good Hunter. My teammates weren't

Edited October 30, 2019 by Shadowfennekin

[TheFroggmann]

20 hours ago, Bakkerbaard said:

It's troubling how much I want to be able to shoot my horse. 

I was taking a shortcut over the big railroad bridge from West Elizabeth to New Hannover, but I was stuck behind a train, so the fecking horse decides, without further discussion, that we should just take the road.

Problem is, we were already ten feet up.

So we tumble down, the cart lands upside down on the bastard, but he has the goddamn nerve to survive and bolts, so now I'm torn between chasing him down to punch him or calling in Ron Jeremy to run the bags over to Riggs Station.

This would have been so much easier if I could just grab my bolt action and shoot the f*ckhead.

Sometimes you just have to leave the f*ckwit to it's own devices. 

 

I was doing the same thing here but was confronted by the train. I stop the horse then tell the horse to turn around. Nope it tries to take us off the bridge to our deaths. 

 

Nope, you're the only one to die this time Crapfactory...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today's B&M: Helped my friend make a sale before work. Of course the only camp he could get is in Grizzilies and of course the only way to get from point a to b is down a rather treacherous path. Wagon goes tumbling, we grab the goods, fight the O'Douls boys to the station - twice and what is my reward? 

 

 

$2.50

 

f*ck I might as well be delivering f*cking newspapers. 

Edited October 30, 2019 by TheFroggmann
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[Assblaster]

I don't mind Halloween stuff in the game, it's cool to have seasonal events, decorations, music, stuff like that. But we're going to see people in masks running around and at poker tables EVERY DAY FOREVER. Ugh. What divergent 1898 earth timeline is this??

[TheFroggmann]

16 hours ago, Next-Gen Vercettis said:

I have the challenge for 20 animal kills and couldn't find anything lol. 

Started a bounty since and got a solo lobby and they're spawning now. Even spawned a couple of opossum(s?) at my feet for another challenge. 

Kill NPC's horses. They count. 

 

I don't want to be an asshole but I got gold to make. 

[ThaBirdCoot]

Dudes waiting to last second on delivering a bounty. Are you that desperate....

[hugh750]

2 minutes ago, ThaBirdCoot said:

Dudes waiting to last second on delivering a bounty. Are you that desperate....

well you do get a little extra $$$ by waiting but it's not entirely worth it.

[ThaBirdCoot]

Just now, hugh750 said:

well you do get a little extra $$$ by waiting but it's not entirely worth it.

Absolutely not worth a damn, hugh.

[Bakkerbaard]

Not so much a bitch, this. More of a moan and a well payed pr0nstar's moan at that.

 

Here: mmmm yeah.

I'm suddenly in a session with only four players and there's animals everywhere, I can put my camp wherever I please.

 

Take the f*cking hint, Rockstar!

[IamCourtney]

Looking forward to maybe my last juicy session for a while before crazy work schedule begins, three disconnects in half an hour later and I've shut the game off in disgust. Barely enough time to jump through the idiotic hoops it takes to get my camp pitched and it's all for nothing. f*ck this game and everyone who plays it.

[Rev. Gnash]

1 hour ago, Assblaster said:

What divergent 1898 earth timeline is this??

And it will get sh*ttier.

[Bakkerbaard]

1 hour ago, IamCourtney said:

f*ck this game and everyone who plays it.

We love you too.

 

I'm thinking this is what happened:

Rockstar made a deal with the devil but didn't read the fine print carefully enough.

It likely said: "I, Devil, will make this your best story yet, but I will retain control over the online portion."

There really is no other explanation for Rockstar stubbornly refusing private sessions when even their very own game says this isn't working. 

My four player session from earlier shrank to just me, as if the servers had forgotten about me and it was the most beautiful thing ever.

Edited October 31, 2019 by Bakkerbaard

[bigraj]

Got a pair of 3-star deer and am bringing them back to camp, so of course Cripps decides this is a great time to leave.  Can’t get another camp set up anywhere, and my wagon is already full.  F*ck you, Rockstar.  I’m tired of this sh*t constantly happening.  Guess it’s time to give RDRO another  long break.

[GN 92]

I can't wait to bitch and moan about GTAO RDO PC version. A few days left!!!!!!!!! 

[Assblaster]

I wonder if the console players and pc players will be sharing servers? if so then we're all in for a hellstorm of disconnects and camp problems.

[GN 92]

9 minutes ago, Assblaster said:

I wonder if the console players and pc players will be sharing servers? if so then we're all in for a hellstorm of disconnects and camp problems.

I don't think so. PC servers will be full of hackers and all that f*cking kind.

 

Not that I care, I'm there for SP anyway. My days of online GTAO/RD player are gone 

Edited October 31, 2019 by GN 92
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[Bakkerbaard]

1 hour ago, Assblaster said:

I wonder if the console players and pc players will be sharing servers? if so then we're all in for a hellstorm of disconnects and camp problems.

I will f*cking quit cold turkey if I have to share my game with the IT Crowd.

I've seen the utter pisshole of GTAO on PC and I'd honestly rather not be able to set up camp and wander around a world void of animal life than set foot in that mod riddled monstrosity.

Edited October 31, 2019 by Bakkerbaard

[rusbeckia]

5 hours ago, ThaBirdCoot said:

Absolutely not worth a damn, hugh.

totally. especially, when there's 12 minutes or so left. people got too much time in their lives it seems. In that time you could just do a whole 'nother bounty hunt. adding to that how ridiculously easy it is to make $ since FP it really just breaks the gameplay flow.

[frap]

4 hours ago, Bakkerbaard said:

We love you too.

 

I'm thinking this is what happened:

Rockstar made a deal with the devil but didn't read the fine print carefully enough.

It likely said: "I, Devil, will make this your best story yet, but I will retain control over the online portion."

There really is no other explanation for Rockstar stubbornly refusing private sessions when even their very own game says this isn't working. 

My four player session from earlier shrank to just me, as if the servers had forgotten about me and it was the most beautiful thing ever.

Had a „private“ session yesterday again, then we were only two. It was bliss. Then I got disconnected. 

[Foxwolfe]

5 hours ago, Assblaster said:

I wonder if the console players and pc players will be sharing servers? if so then we're all in for a hellstorm of disconnects and camp problems.

Not a chance, they don't even crossplay Xbox and PS4.

[Nerfgoth]

5 hours ago, Assblaster said:

I wonder if the console players and pc players will be sharing servers? if so then we're all in for a hellstorm of disconnects and camp problems.

 

41 minutes ago, Foxwolfe said:

Not a chance, they don't even crossplay Xbox and PS4.

I think what he means is that we are going to share the same server farm.

And in any case be ready for disconnects and stuff not working...

[Foxwolfe]

Ah ok I see what you mean.

 

I'm not seeing any green skies yet 

[Danish Crusader]

2 hours ago, Nerfgoth said:

 

I think what he means is that we are going to share the same server farm.

And in any case be ready for disconnects and stuff not working...

Hopefully the servers will overload, crash and burn.

Then maybe we will get some proper servers =D

[Caffeination]

I’ve somehow managed to get into a solo session today. But, weirdly enough, no animals spawned before I went to sell Cripps’ finished goods. 
 

During the sale trip, animals spawned normally, so I hunted the amount I needed as I went to Bluewater Marsh. What’s peculiar is that once I reached the destination, not only did the animals cease to spawn again, but so did every NPC. Saint Denis was a ghost town, populated by nothing but independent horses pulling empty carriages, as well as shopkeepers.

 

When I traveled back to camp, animals still didn’t spawn. It was just me, Cripps, and my dog in an unpopulated forest. Then, before I could donate my perfect buck and heron, the game gave me the classic alert screen.

[PetrolCB]

13 hours ago, ThaBirdCoot said:

Dudes waiting to last second on delivering a bounty. Are you that desperate....

Then do your own bounty missions. 

 

(Not meant in a dickish tone.)

 

Waiting is also good for extracurricular hunting, since more animals spawn when you get chucked into a “private lobby”.

Edited October 31, 2019 by PetrolCB

[RyuNova]

I really hope that stuff like Donkeys and Mules are not locked behind stupid rewards system when we finally get them.

[ThaBirdCoot]

1 hour ago, PetrolCB said:

Then do your own bounty missions. 

 

(Not meant in a dickish tone.)

 

Waiting is also good for extracurricular hunting, since more animals spawn when you get chucked into a “private lobby”.

I disagree with this for a reason. First of progression wise it is a waste of time in my book. You can run 2 bounty missions or hunt the equivalent of a full wagon instead of waiting 9 minutes idling in front of the sheriffs office.

 

Even more so of you are desperate for cash and xp go do collector. It is the best way for any low level looking specifically to earn sums and good amounts of xp. If someone does it for bounty rank xp, playing the LB is a way better choice for ranking.

 

People can do that waiting out timer in their own private posse with friends who share the same thought, that's really not my issue.

 

But if you run a temporary and open it to anyone, harass people to join, than you should expect actual help people who wanna work fast/don't make em wait.

 

 This is almost as infuriating as the free loaders who just join to get the cash xp and then piss off

 

Some of us have limited play time and don't want to sit there for a few more gold nuggets and xp or cash.

 

Just my two cents. Feel free to disagree

9 hours ago, rusbeckia said:

adding to that how ridiculously easy it is to make $ since FP it really just breaks the gameplay flow.

Yup

[PetrolCB]

38 minutes ago, ThaBirdCoot said:

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To each his/her own. We all play different. 

 

More of my argument was for the hunting aspect. Since you’re put into your own “lobby”, that means less people clogging up your session, which leads to better animal spawns. 

 

So essentially for me, the bounty mission becomes a side piece for my actual intent, quality hunting. 

[ThaBirdCoot]

40 minutes ago, PetrolCB said:

essentially for me, the bounty mission becomes a side piece for my actual intent, quality hunting. 

That I have no problem with. Understandable.

[Krommer]

14 hours ago, Assblaster said:

I wonder if the console players and pc players will be sharing servers? if so then we're all in for a hellstorm of disconnects and camp problems.

 

I don't think that is the issue, rather I think it is the number of people in your lobby/encountering people.

 

I often have zero problems, when I'm solo due to a mission. Once in a blue moon, I'll still disconnect due to a server fault but it is really rare.

 

Meanwhile, I can be playing fine and having zero problems and see 3 other players on my radar and then disconnect due to a fault in the rockstar servers.

 

If it was just a volume of players on the server sets themselves, that would seem like the EASIEST problem to fix? I mean, they'd just add more server sets since they obviously are rich.

So it has to be due more to something else.

[coach_wargo]

Is there some magic trick to getting a full lobby for Fear of the Dark? 40 minutes and still only 5 players.