Investigation of Cripps Business Practice

[FRIDA_KAHLO]

I find this stretched skin is always the same looking one, see that the stain run down the middle? In fact Crippsy never changes it. He isn't actually stretching my skins. Look at us camped out on the bayou I'd brung in a wagon full of gators and pelicans and what does Cripps say? Hmm? That skin - but oh yeah he had it since the 1850s which he completely forgot about.

 

So at this point I smell a rat about as fresh as a mildewed saddle blanket. Cripps business is so fishy it's succulent, gritty, but ALSO FLAKY. What is Cripps actually doing with the skins?

 

That's right you guessed it, I Frita donned my stalker cap and fake beard, for an under cover report. I folllowed this greenhorn Cripps around and around several campsites. Until I finally constructed this accusation based on my suspicions. Which I will now let it fly. And henceforth, concerned reads may form posses and bring this ponzi schemin' sumbitch to justice.

1. The money from the butcher tables goes into Cripps pocket.
2. This ongoing golden slush fund allows Cripps to buy 125% as much pristine animal parts as you hunted
3. Simply muddle and dissolve the original unprocessed kills in a barrel of acid
4. Then he's like "I've gone from self-indulgence, to self-discipline - You must be SOOO proud of me!"
   → "Looks like we've got another batch ready for market!" 
   

 

You know this is quality investigation journalism. Remember you learnt it here first befores it was in the Saint Denis Times Tribune!

 

Edited June 26, 2021 by FRIDA_KAHLO
I was able to ride around Saint Denis without getting PK'd this time and fix the newspaper name!

[Direwrath]

I knew this man was not to be trusted... 

 

 

 

[Xtf]

At least that's all you found

I've completely forgotten how to insert a pic, here's a link

https://imgur.com/a0LsQFb

Edited June 30, 2021 by Xtf
I suck at inserting pics

[Direwrath]

On 6/30/2021 at 10:21 AM, Xtf said:

At least that's all you found

I've completely forgotten how to insert a pic, here's a link

https://imgur.com/a0LsQFb

I've seen the man shoot a kidnapped lawman in the head, and he's also jealous of when we are out doing our other jobs like bounty hunting. Do not bring a bounty back into camp cause he insists that they be taken in dead, apparently.

 

Cripps is holding out on us. 

[FRIDA_KAHLO]

On 6/30/2021 at 10:21 AM, Xtf said:

At least that's all you found

I've completely forgotten how to insert a pic, here's a link

 

 

There's your photo.. you have to go to the share page and get the direct photo links (or push "copy image location" button). Something like that

 

Cripps looks so thoughtful here.. is he actually considering doing the work? Old passions of yester year startin to surge through him once more?

 

Now he's like, "All's fair in love, war, and the traiding of pristine animal.. and stranger.. parts!".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[kcole4001]

Maybe that's why Cripps is always railing about the dog, and can't stand the strange old guy being in camp: they've seen what he actually does (or how little) when we're not around.

I've returned to my camp to find five pronghorn lounging about and Cripps whining that we need more materials....

 

Like Marcel (who always has a jug up to his lips when you enter the basement, yet he still manages to yak on and on and on and on.....), he doesn't want any witnesses to his shenanigans.

Edited July 1, 2021 by kcole4001