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Ruin a song!


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Panzermann11
Posted (edited)

Basically, what you have to do is modify a GTA song's part of the lyrics to the point of randomness or nonsense.

 

Bobby Brown - Don't be Cruel

"You know it ain't cool... DON'T BE COOL!"

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psxdriverplayer

Benny More - Maracaibo Oriental

"Se on Marakaivo!"

(The joke here is that dammit, it sounds like that to me ears when is listened in the wrong way, translates to "It is Marawell" with English, "well" meaning that thing you get water from)

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universetwisters

Not really going out of my way to ruin, but whenever I heard this song from Vladivostok FM at the 0:44 mark I always thought she was saying "you beat a small child" and I have no context on what it means in Russian so I'm guessing it's a song about beating small children 

 

 

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horsewithnoname

GTA III Head Radio
Dezma - Life Is But A Mere Supply
"Life is but a mere supply, of a few good _UCKS, then you die."

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Conor & Jay - Train

"Come on, then come on, let's take this train! Pack everything up, but don't forget your brain!"

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Panzermann11
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Tesla - Comin' at Ya Live!

(Insert definetely funny ejeculation joke here)

 

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Conor & Jay - Change

"Nothing stays it'll pass you behind IF YOU DON'T RELEASE A NEW GAME, RELEASE A NEW GAME!!!"

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Panzermann11
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Aneka - Japanese Boy

"Mister, can you tell me where my dad has gone? He's from Vault 101!" - Lone Wanderer

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Panzermann11
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On 6/3/2021 at 11:37 PM, universetwisters said:

Not really going out of my way to ruin, but whenever I heard this song from Vladivostok FM at the 0:44 mark I always thought she was saying "you beat a small child" and I have no context on what it means in Russian so I'm guessing it's a song about beating small children 

 

 

What the f*ck.

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Seryoga - Chiki

"CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN- GIMME A, CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN..."

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Panzermann11
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Ace Hood - Bugatti

"I have risen up from my slumber inside a vehicle manafactured by Bugatti."

 

C.J. Hilton - I Want You

This whole thread. 

 

Every single song

Have a brain damaged idiot/adoscelent/fatass/whoever sing along. Results may vary.

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horsewithnoname
9 hours ago, Panzermann11 said:

Every single song

Have a brain damaged idiot sing along. Results may vary.

Does Fernando Martinez singing along to "(I Just) Died In Your Arms" count?

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Panzermann11
3 hours ago, horsewithnoname said:

Does Fernando Martinez singing along to "(I Just) Died In Your Arms" count?

He sounds really cool, so nope.

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psxdriverplayer

America - A Horse With No Name (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, K-DST - The Dust)

"You see, I've been through the mission with a Claude with no voice"

"It felt good to be out of the jail"

"In the Shoreside, you can remember your name"

"'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain"

 

 

"Sponsored by Ammu-nation. Remember to put 'literal' in its place. Thank you." -Liberty City Survivor advertiser in Flashback 95.6 (or is it FM)

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Panzermann11
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Kelly Rowland - Work (Freemasons Remix)

 

"IRAQ, BABY, BOMB IT BABY! OIL RIGS, BABY, GET 'EM! IRAQIS, BABY, KILL 'EM, KILL THE IRAQIS!" - The US government, probably

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Willie Nelson - Crazy

 

"Crazy... crazy for stealing a Jetpack.

I'm crazy... crazy for stealing green goo!

 

Crazy... crazy for stealing a Hydra.

I'm crazy... crazy for jumping between a Dodo and a Shamal while both are airborne!

 

I'm crazy for robbing Salvatore, crazy for flying planes for Toreno and I'm crazy for... not breaking Sweet out of prison."

 

SA is a great game, but why didn't CJ break Sweet out of prison among those huge number of ridiculous things he did in much of the story?

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5 minutes ago, H-G said:

Willie Nelson - Crazy

 

"Crazy... crazy for stealing a Jetpack.

I'm crazy... crazy for stealing green goo!

 

Crazy... crazy for stealing a Hydra.

I'm crazy... crazy for jumping between a Dodo and a Shamal while both are airborne!

 

I'm crazy for robbing Salvatore, crazy for flying planes for Toreno and I'm crazy for... not breaking Sweet out of prison."

 

SA is a great game, but why didn't CJ break Sweet out of prison among those huge number of ridiculous things he did in much of the story?

What did you say about me mama?

But seriously, me mom likes that track ye err... ruined (also der artist). "You've been put up to this, haven't you? You've been bribed to upset my natural rhythm and ruin my health!"

 

Too Short - The Ghetto (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - Radio Los Santos)

"Talking 'bout the GTA"
"Funky, funky GTA"
"Trying to do the missions"
"Trying to not cheat"

 

 

"Now, it is a very difficult job, and the only way to get through it is that we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say." -Guess the reference, this is hint 2, the other is the quote above there.

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13 hours ago, psxdriverplayer said:

What did you say about me mama?

But seriously, me mom likes that track ye err... ruined (also der artist). "You've been put up to this, haven't you? You've been bribed to upset my natural rhythm and ruin my health!"

 

Too Short - The Ghetto (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - Radio Los Santos)

"Talking 'bout the GTA"
"Funky, funky GTA"
"Trying to do the missions"
"Trying to not cheat"

 

 

"Now, it is a very difficult job, and the only way to get through it is that we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say." -Guess the reference, this is hint 2, the other is the quote above there.

Sounds like something Salvatore would say.

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2 hours ago, Panzermann11 said:

Sounds like something Salvatore would say.

"GUESS FAILED!"

"User didn't get the answer correctly."

 

Methinks I just ruined 'MISSION FAILED!' for yous. Don't get me give ye moar hints that get ye less Criminal Rating for the correct answer kek.

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1 hour ago, horsewithnoname said:

GTA San Andreas, K-DST
Billy Idol - White Wedding
"It's a nice day to --
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-- START AGAINNN!!!"

"What have you done?"

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37 minutes ago, H-G said:

The perfect song for Denise:

 

In Deep - Last Night a DJ Saved My Life

"Last night a CJ saved my life, from a burning house!

Last night a CJ saved my life, with a fire extinguisher!"

"And if the flames gives you trouble"
"Just you extinguish them on the double"
"And you don't let it trouble your mission"


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Try sleep with me
Huuuu stripe summer
Stripe summer
Arrest me arrest me
Huu ajjaj
It sometimes bend
You use free hand they tryna heartbreak me
Me me
Psycho psycho psycho psycho psycho.
Try sleep with me and pay rental…

 

Those are the lyrics to Stripe Summer by Dil Don't according to Google. 

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Ralph Tresvant - Sensitivity

 

Don't need someone to buy me a new PlayStation...

I'm not some kind of dirty Xbox console peasant...

Don't need bumpers and triggers to shoot a bunch of people...

I just need a good mouse sensitivity, a setting like mine!

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8 hours ago, Panzermann11 said:

Don't need bumpers and triggers to shoot a bunch of people...

Yeah, give me that X button like in them old days of PS1. Took some usage to get used to CIRCLE them GTAs on PS2 use.

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