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Describe a GTA song... in an unusual way.


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Godley and Creme - Cry

(Grand Theft Auto 4, Liberty Rock Radio)

You don't know how to play the game, you cheat...

 

Raheem Devaughn - You

(Grand Theft Auto 4, The Vibe 98.8)

He said "f*ck you" in the beginning of the lyrics.

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OG song title: "Got To Move!" (You need to know PS1 here.)

 

(Ahem.)

 

"Nooooo raising suspicions"

"He's on the bridge now"
 

"No shedding tears"
"Claude is real near"

"Tryin' to shift"

"Into gear"

"That's when I see them comin'"

"Preventing him from runnin'"

"Get up get up"

"He's trying to psych himself"

"Because it doesn't work with no one else"

"All of this chaos all around"

"Seems like a real good time"

 

"From Portland to Staunton"

"Trying to get Shoreside"

"But he's not getting close"

"He's just running running 'round"

 

"Always at his best"

"Giving it his best"

"He don't need no rest"

"It's his test now"

"And he is in a beat"

"That's very unique"

"And I know that he"

"He's running for us"

"Got to move"
"With the groove"
"He gotta go on"
"He gotta move on"
"He gotta get on"

 

"Nooooo raising suspicions"

"He's on the bridge now"

 

"He's facin' all the problems that'll get him"
"Cause he don't really wanna spend the time, see"

"All of this chaos all around"

"Seems like a real good time"

 

"But let him tell you, let him give everybody a little somethin'"
"In life, you just can't keep going around causing mayhem"

 

"Always at his best"

"Giving it his best"

"He don't need no rest"

"It's his test now"

"And he is in a beat"

"That's very unique"

"And I know that he"

"He's running for us"

"Got to move"
"With the groove"
"He gotta go on"
"He gotta move on"
"He gotta get on"

 

"Nooooo raising suspicions"

"Nooooo raising suspicions"

"He's on the bridge now"

 

 

Mr. PSX gets out now.

-We Japanese give life no importance. -Master
-Then why did you ask for help when you were drowning, eh? -Sonny

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On 6/12/2021 at 8:23 PM, Panzermann11 said:

KISS - Strutter

It walks like a spider and it's tall...

And its pulse beam makes buildings fall...

STRIDER!

 

Again, whoever gets the reference gets a compliment.

Man I was about to make that reference! "Hello Dr.Freeman!" "This close to the citadel wall they turned the streets over to striders!"

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Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Something

(Vice City, Fever 105)

I'M INSANE AT THE SOUND OF MICROSOFT!

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Johnny Gill - Rub You the Right Way

(San Andreas, CSR 103.9)

Can you feel the Diet Coke on your throat?

When you drink and *BUUUUURRP* the right way?

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L-Marie feat. Raff - Free Yourself

 

[Claude]

Catalina, I got a question

Why did you betray me?

Now I've got ten years in prison

Holed up in a cell with 8-Ball and the Old Oriental Gentleman!

 

[Old Oriental Gentleman]

Donald Love is after a mysterious package

And I know it's whereabouts! (Claude: "And I know it's whereabouts!")

 

[8-Ball]

I know a place on the edge of the edge

Where we can go and lay LOL (Claude: "Where we can go and lay LOL!")

 

[Claude, 8-Ball and the Old Oriental Gentleman]

JAILBREAK, AND FREE YOURSELF! (GIVE ME LIBERTY!)

Pop that cop one in the eye, blast the other cop away!

JAILBREAK, AND FREE YOURSELF! (GIVE ME LIBERTY!)

Pop that cop one in the eye, blast the other cop away!

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Tom Petty - Running Down a Dream

 

It was smoggy day, I went to Big Smoke's house

There I saw Tenpenny, and his lackey Pulaski

Smoke told me to, take him to Unity Station

Where the Vagos jumped on, the top of a train

 

I'm following the damn train, Big Smoke is shooting the Vagos!

Rolling up on them, so Smoke can get a good shot!

I'm following the damn train!

 

Trains went by, and me and Smoke dodged 'em

Did jumps, took high roads and tried everything

Last few months, the mission was impassable

I always failed, at following the damn train (Big Smoke: "ALL WE HADDA DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!")

 

I'm following the damn train, Big Smoke is shooting the Vagos!

Rolling up on them, so Smoke can get a good shot!

I'm following the damn train!

 

I rolled on, the train went far

I couldn't catch it, Smoke yelled at me

The train somehow, passed through the barrier

Escaping to, Las Venturas

 

I'm following the damn train, Big Smoke is shooting the Vagos!

Rolling up on them, so Smoke can get a good shot!

I'm following the damn train!

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Kelly Rowland - Work

(GTA 5, Non-Stop-Pop)

Walk around Syria or Iraq surviving gunfire and explosions around with sunglasses, action-movie style with this song playing.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

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Mongo Santamaria - Mamá, Papá, Tú

(Vice City, Espantoso)

Yabba-dabba-doo! Ooga-booga-oog!

 

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Lloyd - Get It Shawty

(GTA 4, The Vibe 98.8)

Hit it, Chowder! Hit it, Chowder! - Muung Daal

 

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The Gap Band - You Dropped a Bomb on Me

(San Andreas, Bounce FM)

You dropped a bomb on us, baby, you dropped a bomb on us! - The Syrian people.

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The Trammps - Disco Inferno

(The Ballad of Gay Tony, K109 The Studio)

 

 

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Spoiler

"FERN, BABY FERN!" if you're too dumb to tell from the pictures themselves.

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Eddie Money - Two Tickets to Paradise

(San Andreas, K-DST)

"Hey, guys, I have a ticket aswell, can I come with you guys- aww, sh*t, they left."

 

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Go West - Call Me

(Vice City, Flash FM)

COMMIE! COMMIE! - Joseph McCarthy when he sees someone he deems a "communist".

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When you let your younger sibling, who barely has any knowledge of English words write a song lyric...

 

NAO I LAI MEH DAON 2 SLIP

I PRAY MAH LOAD MAH SOLE 2 KIP

I SULD DAI BE4 I W8

I PRAY MAH LOD MAH SOLE 2 T8

 

U BE SEING DADEEH 2 ME

BUTT PLZ DON HURT MEH

DIZ IS MAH FURT (WTF) BAYBEH

MEK IT FIL OLRITE, DO IT BAYBI

 

DON B AFREID

DON B AFEIRD

DON B AFREID

B AFREID BABEH

 

DON B AFREID

DON BI AFREID

DON B AFREID

DON B AFREID YEEEH

 

WEN I LEY U DOW 2NITE

N I SQUUEZ N HOL U TAIT

EVRYTHN WEL FIL OLRITE

DON BI AFREID BAYBEE

 

WEN U START 2 SKRATHAMON

N UR PROBLMS R LON GON

LET EET HAPEN RITE NAO

DON BI AFREID GUUUUURL

 

NAO EYE HAV U, ONTO MYSELF

U CAN PUT ALL OTER GAIZ ON2 MAH SELF

 

NO NID 2 RAN N NO NID 2 HAID

AL TEH DORZ R LOK BAYBI N I U INSIDE

U KAN YEL N U KAN HIT MEH

IT JUS MEK MEH MOAR HORNIIIIIIII (OMG HI SED HORNI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDAHDAZFZSAHGADHDAH)

 

EIN NOTIN BUTT A LOV TIN BAYBEH BETWIN MI UUUUU

SO JEST GIV IN BAYBI, DON LET ABOTATING

 

DON BI AFREID

DON B AFRIED

DON B AFREID

DON BI AFREID

 

WEN I GET TOOUH WIT U

DEN NOBODI ELSE HE WOLD WANA GO 2

I PUTT AAAAALL MEN 2 SHEM

RHEMNMMEMBHUR BAIB, DIZ IZ ALL A NASTY MEN GAEM

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Radio Star: What the f*ck do you want from me, you freak?

Video: Sorry, pal. Radios are now a thing of the past and we're moving on to MTV. Ready to die?

Radio Star: NOOOOOO-

*BOOM*

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Tyrone Brunson - The Smurf

(Vice City, Wildstyle)

 

DAANANANANANANA.

DERNERRNERRNERRNERRNERRNERRNERR!

CHEESEBURGER, MACARONI...

PEPPER... RONI... PIZZA!

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Aneka - Japanese Boy

(Vice City, Flash FM)

 

SEÑOR CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE MY FOOD HAS GONE

CARTEL STOLE MY TACOS

I WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND THEY STOLE THEM ALL

YO QUIERO MAS TACOS

NACHOS TACOS CHIMICHANGA

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Kristine W - Feel What You Want

(Liberty City Stories, Rise FM)

 

Eat what you wanted to eat!™

- Some Dumbsh*t's Resturant's slogan

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Stylin' - Papoose

(GTA 4, The Beat 102.7)

 

You mad cuz I'm Stalin, no U

- Joseph Stalin before his death

 

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Rick James - Come Into My Life

(GTA 4, strip club private dances)

CUM into my life!

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Peter Bouncer, Ruddy Ranks, Redeye - Ready For the Dancehall Tonight (@CynicalMexican)

(LCS, K-Jah)

 

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🎶Get Eddy, Eddy for the dancehall tonight! Oh boy!🎶

🎶Get Eddy, Eddy for the dancehall tonight!🎶

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Jimmy Muffins

Woke up today, looked at 'cha sister just to get me started 

 

I called you up, but you weren't there and I was broken hearted

 

Hung up the phone, can't be too late, your sister's so demandin' 

 

Opened the door up and to my surprise, there you was standin' 

 

Luther Vandross - Never Too Much 

 

 

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Today - I Got the Feeling

(San Andreas, CSR 103.9)

I can't wait 'till it's delivered...

I can't wait to play some Dishonored!

(How about some Gears of War?)

First Skyrim, maybe Borderlands...

 

I... I got an Xbox!

Gonna play some Call of Duty!

I... I got an Xbox!

 

I got an Xbox!

I'm gonna play Halo!

I got an Xbox!

And then Grand Theft Auto!

 

Oh, I'm playing Modern Warfare...

I wanted 25 kills for a nuke!

Camping with my ACR...

'Till the announcer said:

"Tactical Nuke ready for deployment!"

 

I got an Xbox!

Can't wait to play some Battlefield!

I got an Xbox!

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Danzig - Mother

(San Andreas, Radio X)

Take-Two...

Tell your lawyers not to take down mods...

Tell Strauss Zelnick these modders aren't

"Threatening the economy"...

Take-Two...

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Danzig - Mother

(San Andreas, Radio X)

Take-Two...

Tell your lawyers not to take down mods...

Tell Strauss Zelnick these modders aren't

"Threatening the economy"...

Take Two...

"TAKE-TWO!"

"QUIT MAKING R* MILK ONLINE!"

"CHANGE YOUR CEO!"

"TAKE-TWO!"

"HOOO, TAKE-TWOOOOOOOOO!"

 

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Ultra Naté - Free

(Liberty City Stories, Rise FM)

You're FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to sue who you want to sue!

You've got to live in your LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE, sue who you want to sue!

- Take-Two Interactive in response to GTA mods, probably.

 

Moloko - Sing it Back

BRING THEM BACK! GIVE THEM BACK! BRING THEM BACK! BRING MODS BACK ONLINE!

- GTA modders, defintely.

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Harlem Underground Band - Smokin Cheeba Cheeba

(San Andreas, Master Sounds 98.3)

千葉市 千葉市、 かった千葉市!

(Chiba Chiba, katta Chiba!)

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