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I missed the circus in Strawberry


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FRIDA_KAHLO

It was Friday night as I recall. As my man Cripps says, "Uh, certain dates have shifted over time". -- I rode into Strawberry from the south on my Saddler. Found the butcher cowering. Now he usually recognizes me. Before I could reassure him of my intent, he and I were surrounded by three lions at the intersection. I kid you not. And no bigtop or clowns in sight just three lions.

 

Of course, that cowardly Mr. Butcher of Strawberry could not even bother to throw one cleaver into the fray and help out. And those durn lions should probably still be picking me from their teeth - and enjoying my horse as apertif.

 

However, due to my infernal luck, they only got one bite of me. Then I fed them all split point cat chow and suggested Gus put their teeth for a saddle horn ornament.

 

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The image maybe used to not work unless logged onto social club, fixed that.

 

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And your point is?
The fact that there is lions in Strawberry?

Or the fact that you play RDO on the least favorable alternative; PC with modders/hackers?

 

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Lonely-Martin

Here's ya clowns... 🤡🤡🤡

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GrungeNinja

Actually, that Boy camp in Valentine could be a Circus during a week per month, theres already that cinema tent, having a lion in a cage and some other animals like the other big cats and gray bears, being able to free them from the cages to see chaos could be fun :D

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9 minutes ago, GrungeNinja said:

Actually, that Boy camp in Valentine could be a Circus during a week per month, theres already that cinema tent, having a lion on a cage and some other animals like the other big cats and gray bears, being able to free them from the cages to see chaos could be fun :D

Entertaining and painful! Seeing players running away from those teeth like rodeo clowns from a rambunctious bull would be hilarious, not gonna lie.

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Dark Spark

Did they help fulfill the "1 Cat Photographed" daily challenge?

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18 hours ago, roggek said:

And your point is?
The fact that there is lions in Strawberry?

Or the fact that you play RDO on the least favorable alternative; PC with modders/hackers?

 

MuH pC mAsTeR rAcE!

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6 hours ago, TCA said:

MuH pC mAsTeR rAcE!

 

Poor thing...
Was your time in school painful, beacuse you mix capital letters with lowercase...🤨

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7 hours ago, roggek said:

 

Poor thing...
Was your time in school painful, beacuse you mix capital letters with lowercase...🤨

That's a symptom of shaken baby syndrome.

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On 5/17/2021 at 10:10 PM, Dark Spark said:

Did they help fulfill the "1 Cat Photographed" daily challenge?

 

Thread winner.

 

;)

 

 

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On 5/18/2021 at 6:54 AM, roggek said:

 

Poor thing...
Was your time in school painful, beacuse you mix capital letters with lowercase...🤨

You should take a psych class so you can learn what sarcasm is. Or would that be too painful for you?

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