What are some of your headcanons?

[Dave Mustaine 1998]

On 8/27/2021 at 8:57 AM, Jeansowaty said:

I always thought that they met at work, she went to the cab depot to find a job as a receptionist and they hit it off.

Me too. I also used to think that Vlad was Roman and Mallorie’s boss at the cab depot.

Edited August 30, 2021 by ThatBenGuy

[Jeansowaty]

15 hours ago, ThatBenGuy said:

Me too. I also used to think that Vlad was Roman and Mallorie’s boss at the cab depot.

Honestly I wouldn't rule out the fact that Vlad used to own the place where the cab depot is at but sold it to Roman and he didn't pay all the rents for it, hence why he's still indebted to him.

[The Tracker]

In TLAD's Gang Wars, the income Johnny gets after doing them is from stuff other gang members loot and sell from the rivals, like vehicles and weapons. 

[LowTierDude]

Considering how quickly and efficiently he manages to amass power and influence in the city after losing Sonny's money, I'd like to think that Tommy was killed along with everyone else at the beginning of Vice City during the deal with the Vances, and the rest of the story was nothing more than a Mulholland Drive-esque dying dream to act as a form of wish fulfillment for himself.

 

Think about it, the exaggerated, condensed rendition of a hedonistic, drug fuelled Miami that's literally called Vice City with only the important districts in it, the stereotypically 80s and Scarface-inspired soundtrack and backdrop, the swift and brutal way that Tommy takes control of several important and essential businesses in town right after taking over Diaz's gang, effectively turning it into his own personal playground, and succeeds in killing two powerful mob bosses almost singlehandedly with little repurcussions. It almost feels dreamlike in a way.

Edited September 1, 2021 by DownInThePMs

[Yannerrins]

1) GTA Online events isn't canon since Import/Export update. No Doomsday, no Arena Wars, no Opressors - just GTA O protag successfully found their own criminal empire.

 

2) Alamo Sea and Grand Senora Desert is part of Majestic County, based on Imperial County. This could be sort-of semi-canon, since some audio files left in game.

 

3) RDR and RDR2 states, such as "New Austin" or "Lemoyne" exist in GTA Universe, but in names only (i.e. New Austin = Texas, Lemoyne = Louisiana, West Elisabeth = Oklahoma, etc). Events of RDR series doesn't happened in GTA tho.

 

4) Vlad helped Roman to get a taxi license/medallion, and that's why Roman have troubles with Russian Mafia at the start of the game.

Edited September 1, 2021 by Yannerrins

[The Tracker]

Niko lost his accent due to the 7 months he was living in the Platypus, where he mostly spent time learning american english/slang, and speaking exclusively in that language with people from all over the world that was learning english as well, turning his accent into an spaguetti. 

 

So in the end, it makes sense that he doesn't sound serbian, he doesn't have bad accent, he simply lost it, all while trying to sound as american as possible. 

Edited September 2, 2021 by The Tracker

[E Revere]

19 hours ago, DownInThePMs said:

Considering how quickly and efficiently he manages to amass power and influence in the city after losing Sonny's money, I'd like to think that Tommy was killed along with everyone else at the beginning of Vice City during the deal with the Vances, and the rest of the story was nothing more than a Mulholland Drive-esque dying dream to act as a form of wish fulfillment for himself.

 

Think about it, the exaggerated, condensed rendition of a hedonistic, drug fuelled Miami that's literally called Vice City with only the important districts in it, the stereotypically 80s and Scarface-inspired soundtrack and backdrop, the swift and brutal way that Tommy takes control of several important and essential businesses in town right after taking over Diaz's gang, effectively turning it into his own personal playground, and succeeds in killing two powerful mob bosses almost singlehandedly with little repurcussions. It almost feels dreamlike in a way.

I don't get what attracts people to theories like this. I see it all the time. A theory that a video game or a cartoon series must be some sort of purgatory world just because it's illogical. I thought the fact that it's meant to be an unrealistic fictional world would explain why it's illogical. Besides, isn't the whole experience completely meaningless if it's all nothing but a dream? Because that means none of it happened for a real reason. It's just something some guy made up milliseconds before dying.

 

Not saying there's anything wrong with doing what you find fun. I'm just saying a headcanon like this would kill the buzz for me, personally.

[CynicalMexican]

35 minutes ago, E Revere said:

I don't get what attracts people to theories like this. I see it all the time. A theory that a video game or a cartoon series must be some sort of purgatory world just because it's illogical. I thought the fact that it's meant to be an unrealistic fictional world would explain why it's illogical. Besides, isn't the whole experience completely meaningless if it's all nothing but a dream? Because that means none of it happened for a real reason. It's just something some guy made up milliseconds before dying.

 

Not saying there's anything wrong with doing what you find fun. I'm just saying a headcanon like this would kill the buzz for me, personally.

 

Mate you would hate creepypasta. But yeah I agree. I never understood these "it was all a dream" or "it's secretly hell and everyone is dead!!!" stuff, and people really have to f*cking stretch the goalposts.

[LowTierDude]

1 hour ago, E Revere said:

don't get what attracts people to theories like this

Idk jacob's ladder is one of my fav films and i like david lynch so it probably explains it. It's a cliche sort of theory but I personally like it.

Edited September 2, 2021 by DownInThePMs

[Dave Mustaine 1998]

The Faustin crime family was founded in the 1930s by Mikhail Faustin’s grandfather named Joseph Faustin who was born in 1896 and ruled the syndicate with an iron fist until his death in 1969. His son named Nikita Faustin (born October 4, 1928) took over afterwards and led it until the late 1980s when the crime family was put on a brief hold following the arrests of Nikita and his underboss named Yuri Rascalov (born March 21, 1931) who was the father of Dimitri Rascalov. Mikhail and Dimitri were forced into either going to jail like their fathers or joining the Soviet military. They chose the latter and served with their new friend named Andrei. After serving in the Soviet military, they moved to Liberty City in 1993 and revived the Faustin crime family in honor of their fathers who died in gulags. There, the three Russian mobsters met other Russian immigrants like Vladimir Glebov, among others.

[Jeansowaty]

11 hours ago, ThatBenGuy said:

The Faustin crime family was founded in the 1930s by Mikhail Faustin’s grandfather named Joseph Faustin who was born in 1896 and ruled the syndicate with an iron fist until his death in 1969. His son named Nikita Faustin (born October 4, 1928) took over afterwards and led it until the late 1980s when the crime family was put on a brief hold following the arrests of Nikita and his underboss named Yuri Rascalov (born March 21, 1931) who was the father of Dimitri Rascalov. Mikhail and Dimitri were forced into either going to jail like their fathers or joining the Soviet military. They chose the latter and served with their new friend named Andrei. After serving in the Soviet military, they moved to Liberty City in 1993 and revived the Faustin crime family in honor of their fathers who died in gulags. There, the three Russian mobsters met other Russian immigrants like Vladimir Glebov, among others.

You only forgot to include Gennadi Zhukov into the mix  

[Guest]

Maria decided to play with the gun Claude gave her to hold before going on a bathroom break during the credits so she essentially committed accidental suicide while Claude was taking a sh*t.

Edited September 4, 2021 by H-G

[Americana]

Niko would eventually become Vlad's right hand man, if he wanted to.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Americana said:

Niko would eventually become Vlad's right hand man, if he wanted to.

"Right-hand yokel, fatty Roman's cousin, I've got some extra business for you to take care of."

Edited September 4, 2021 by H-G

[Jeansowaty]

Speaking of Vlad, he was a dick, but his relation with the Bellics imo was kinda amicable. Maybe he would get Gennadi Zhukov someone to give Roman a beating if he was too late with the money, but he sure as heck wouldn't want to kill them or something.

[Guest]

The "voyeur" reporter spying on Asuka and Maria in GTA3's "Paparazzi Purge" mission is Ned Burner's brother. The two (possibly non-identical twin) brothers decided to get careers in journalism but their decisions didn't work out too well for themselves. They have no other siblings, by the way.

Edited September 4, 2021 by H-G

[E Revere]

17 hours ago, Jeansowaty said:

Speaking of Vlad, he was a dick, but his relation with the Bellics imo was kinda amicable. Maybe he would get Gennadi Zhukov someone to give Roman a beating if he was too late with the money, but he sure as heck wouldn't want to kill them or something.

Those relations make up the best criminal dynamics, similar to soldier dynamics. You know you can't stand one another, but you'll stick by each other no matter what. This would be an interesting alternate path, right next to the VC post about everyone surviving the ambush.

[Corndawg93]

GTA Vice City never happened

[Americana]

Kerimov was actually a member of a terrorist organization.

[Jeansowaty]

Phil Bell has an older brother, Mason, who's constantly drunk, a gambler and has connections with many shady folks around Liberty City and Alderney. Also way too proud of his Irish heritage than Phil ever would want him to be.

[happygrowls]

CJ is a busta

[sefus]

CJ became a Billionaire after the story of GTA SA, and ended up leaving the gang lifestyle to live in Las venturas running the casinos. 

[Guest]

 

M.T. Head (the shop assistant guy in the GIF above) in LCS has a pretty interesting backstory that varies depending on the order of the missions featuring him are completed in.

 

If "Dead Meat" is completed before "Shop 'til you Strop", then this happens:

 

Food inspection authorities do a routine check-up of Casa's deli and eventually shut it down upon realizing the sausages that Head had been selling were made out of Casa's remains. Head loses his job but gets a new one at the Chinese store shown in the GIF above. After "Shop 'til you Strop", he's arrested for firing an unlicensed firearm (which quite hilariously turns out to be a murder weapon that was used in a shootout last month).

 

If "Shop 'til you Strop" is completed before "Dead Meat", then this happens:

 

The Chinese store's owner kicks out Head for wasting his last shotgun shell (the owner is delusional about the ammo prices being too high), Head meets Casa and gets a job at his deli. But he's arrested under human trafficking charges when the food inspection authorities discover Casa's remains in the sausage meat.

 

Po' fella faced incarceration either way...

Edited September 8, 2021 by H-G

[CynicalMexican]

Spoiler

7 hours ago, H-G said:

 

M.T. Head (the shop assistant guy in the GIF above) in LCS has a pretty interesting backstory that varies depending on the order of the missions featuring him are completed in.

 

If "Dead Meat" is completed before "Shop 'til you Strop", then this happens:

 

Food inspection authorities do a routine check-up of Casa's deli and eventually shut it down upon realizing the sausages that Head had been selling were made out of Casa's remains. Head loses his job but gets a new one at the Chinese store shown in the GIF above. After "Shop 'til you Strop", he's arrested for firing an unlicensed firearm (which quite hilariously turns out to be a murder weapon that was used in a shootout last month).

 

If "Shop 'til you Strop" is completed before "Dead Meat", then this happens:

 

The Chinese store's owner kicks out Head for wasting his last shotgun shell (the owner is delusional about the ammo prices being too high), Head meets Casa and gets a job at his deli. But he's arrested under human trafficking charges when the food inspection authorities discover Casa's remains in the sausage meat.

 

Po' fella faced incarceration either way...

 

 

God damn that ginger had such bad luck.

[Guest]

9 hours ago, CynicalMexican said:

God damn that ginger had such bad luck.

He did walk free only a minute after arrest thanks to his incredibly retarded banter and complaining about random stuff being way too unbearable for the LCPD.

[CynicalMexican]

The Kanter Sisters existed in the 3D Universe; they were a female crime syndicate based in Palomino Creek and mostly stuck to robberies, modest drug trafficking, arms smuggling, and extortion rackets around Red County.

 

In 1989, they were convinced by Frank Tenpenny to join the Loco Syndicate, and they would become the largest drug trafficking ring throughout rural San Andreas. They were the ones that left the guns in the train early on, and they ran The Pig Pen as a front in Los Santos.

 

All 3 sisters were killed in the shootout in the End of the Line, and they collapsed and were eliminated from the state.

[sefus]

The FIB uses sock puppet accounts for posts on bleeter/lifeinvader to radicalize people.

[Nefarious Money Man]

17 hours ago, sefus said:

The FIB uses sock puppet accounts for posts on bleeter/lifeinvader to radicalize people.

I heard they have some on here too

[Corndawg93]

Michael Klebitz killed his brothers killer and became an Assassin for hire 

[Americana]

The United States of America as shown in Grand Theft Auto III was decayed, SPANK decayed the American society even more.

 

Nothing good happens after the events of this game, 2001 was the last year when the country and the society somehow held together.