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HELP!!! Just got up, what's going on?


PatchAdams2000

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PatchAdams2000

It was a cold December in 2004, I was playing some GTA San Andreas on my PS2, I had my Limp Bizkit CD playing on my stereo, and I was just about to hop on GTAforums. I turned on my computer and waited for my Windows ME to start up. When it finally loaded, I hit the icon for connecting my dial-up, and I fell asleep before it connected.

Next thing I know, I'm being woke up with someone yelling at me to put on a mask. A mask? Why would I put on a mask!? I'm flipping out. I'm trying to get my internet to connect, but he keeps telling me "landlines" are rarely used anymore. I had to use some why-fye or something. Confused, the guy just hands me his iPod. Apparently you can get internet on it.

So here I am, trying to figure out what's going on and why I'm being told I need a vaccine! Is there a plague or something!? And someone told me Donald Trump used to be president. That can't be true, I don't know who to believe!

 

So here's what I need you guys to do... Fill me in, in your most unique way, what has happened since 2004. In your own words, give me some history of the past 16 years.

 

I can't believe I've slept for 16 years. I'm heading out to Best Buy to see what amazing CD's Limp Bizkit came out with since then. I guess I need to go to Toys-R-Us too as I found out I have kids now.

Oh crap, this thing is vibrating! Oh, he gets phone calls on it, neat!

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2 minutes ago, PatchAdams2000 said:

I'm heading out to Best Buy to see what amazing CD's Limp Bizkit came out with since then.

 

You're going to be so disappointed.

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PatchAdams2000
50 minutes ago, Rhoda said:

 

You're going to be so disappointed.

You weren't kidding, Best Buy didn't even have CD's. Told me to order off of Amazon. I laughed at him. Idiot forgot Amazon sells books, not CD's. 

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You are gonna both love and hate this, You can now pay to watch your favorite tv shows and movies on your tv without leaving the house or need a cable box, but, you gotta pay for so many services to get the shows and movies you actually wanna see. It used to be simple, one service had everything, not anymore...

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Chill bro. Press play on the Limp Bizkit CD track 3... "John Otto take em to the Matthews bridge"

U got Xbox? Chuck in Tony Hawk's 2x - such a sik game

Is Pepsi Blue still sold in ur area? Cop a bottle bro. Enjoy that refreshing taste.

Dw bout what ppl are saying, they're trippin 

Stae real bro, go hard. Keep it trill 

 

 

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10 hours ago, PatchAdams2000 said:

I can't believe I've slept for 16 years.

 

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I see nothing wrong here....

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1 hour ago, Earthbound said:

 

Noooaaah! That can't be! That's impossible!

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11 hours ago, PatchAdams2000 said:

I can't believe I've slept for 16 years.

Take a mouthwash, your mouth hasn't been cleaned in years lmao

im not spamming in this topic i was just joking

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*Looks up previous post.* *December 2004.*

 

This guy checks out.

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43 minutes ago, Earthbound said:

What happened to Sonic Team? ;)

Just about to play Sonic '06. Apparently it's the best from what people told me 

 

EDIT: No, not it's not. They massacred my boy!

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Reminds me of Ivan Dobsky - gets locked up for a crime in 70's that he didn't commit. Comes out in the early 00's and everything has changed. 

 

 

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20 hours ago, vcfan1991 said:

Is Pepsi Blue still sold in ur area? Cop a bottle bro. Enjoy that refreshing taste.

MbdJ2R0.jpg

 

Nah man he needs to drink some code red.

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3 hours ago, Carbonox said:

I feel like I'm repeating myself when posting in threads of this variety, but welcome back, you old stranger. ;)

As strange as it gets!

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Carl Theft Auto

 

On 4/8/2021 at 5:40 AM, PatchAdams2000 said:

So here's what I need you guys to do... Fill me in, in your most unique way, what has happened since 2004. In your own words, give me some history of the past 16 years.

For the past 16 or 17 years, GTA San Andreas is still the best game ever.

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2 hours ago, TheSantader25 said:

I'm so jealous. You got so much unique pr0n material to catch up to. I've got nothing left.

 

 

Found out about reddit, haven't slept since

 

EDIT: those people are weird. I like this place better

 

 

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GTAforums > reddit
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Good news, GTA is still going strong as a franchise.

 

Bad news, the last installment came out 8 years ago.

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PatchAdams2000
43 minutes ago, D9fred95 said:

Good news, GTA is still going strong as a franchise.

 

Bad news, the last installment came out 8 years ago.

GTAonline sounds like a treat! 

 

Look at all these cars! Why is everyone on flying motorcyl... Oh my god! They killed me!

 

Let's try this again. Simeon wants this.... Dang it! Again!? I was trying to find the car!

 

Ok, let's head this way.... WHAT THE CRAP!

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Carl Theft Auto
4 hours ago, PatchAdams2000 said:

GTAonline sounds like a treat! 

 

Look at all these cars! Why is everyone on flying motorcyl... Oh my god! They killed me!

 

Let's try this again. Simeon wants this.... Dang it! Again!? I was trying to find the car!

 

Ok, let's head this way.... WHAT THE CRAP!

Play SAMP. Its better than GTA Online

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