Punks Protection Service! (PC) [Alt-F4 is no longer reliable for saving your goods!]

[The Wump That Flumps]

Do you enjoy playing solo on Red Dead Online but are getting attacked during your large trader sales without any backup? Never fear, the Punks Protection Service is here!

 

 

 

It takes more than 3 hours to produce a full large trader sale. Do you want to risk hiring randoms in a session just so they can afk at camp or even sabotage your cart? We like to PVP just as much as we like to protect sales. Boost your chances at a successful sale by hiring the Punks Protection Service!

 

We run our operations on Tuesdays and Thursdays currently at 7pm EST to 10pm EST

 

 

You are eligible to become a client of the Punks Protection Service if:

 

1. Have at least 3 spots open in your posse for the trader sale.

2. Are able to communicate through DMs (Discord or Social Club) or in-game voice chat

 

If interested, please get in contact with these people on Discord and Social Club

Sir Wumpy Flump III#3582 

Vonloke#6214 

HorseSpirit#1675

 

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/SirWumpyFlump/

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/Vonloke/

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/Horse_Spirit/

 

Edited August 15, 2021 by The Wump That Flumps

[KatzeFive]

This is actually a good idea ..

 

Maybe it would be even better, if Discord wasn't the only way to reach you (for example, I don't use Discord) If I would try to use your service, are you responding to messages send to you on Social Club ?

 

Tuesdays and Thursdays - yes, but what time of the day ? .. All day ? .. And I'm in CET time zone (GMT+1) you are from the US, but which time zone in the US (there are 6 time zones)

 

3 or more spots open in your sale - you mean; 3 open slots in the posse ? - or ? ..

 

Sorry, not naturally english speaker - so I have all these dumb questions ..

[StyxTx]

It's a good idea when it comes to griefers but unfortunately it isn't griefers that bother me. It's modders and no amount of "protection" will protect you from them. Everyone in the group gets attacked by those idiots. Your normal, everyday, run of the mill griefers are pretty rare on PC.

Edited February 23, 2021 by StyxTx

[The Wump That Flumps]

12 hours ago, KatzeFive said:

This is actually a good idea ..

 

Maybe it would be even better, if Discord wasn't the only way to reach you (for example, I don't use Discord) If I would try to use your service, are you responding to messages send to you on Social Club ?

 

Tuesdays and Thursdays - yes, but what time of the day ? .. All day ? .. And I'm in CET time zone (GMT+1) you are from the US, but which time zone in the US (there are 6 time zones)

 

3 or more spots open in your sale - you mean; 3 open slots in the posse ? - or ? ..

 

Sorry, not naturally english speaker - so I have all these dumb questions ..

 

Thanks for replying! Due to your suggestions we have put the times we are going to be available for protecting services and the social club links for our persons of contact!

[KatzeFive]

2 minutes ago, The Wump That Flumps said:

 

Thanks for replying! Due to your suggestions we have put the times we are going to be available for protecting services and the social club links for our persons of contact!

This is "Top Notch" ..

 

And yes, it is so clear now, that even I can understand ..

 

Unfortunately I'm beginning at work again next week (not so much time for RDO night gaming) - and your sessions would run from 01.00 to 04.00 at night, here where I'm located (we use 24 hour system, I'm sure you are aware of that)

 

But that is becide the point - It is still a super idea, and I do hope the trader community is going to use your service .. And I've already spotted a potential client - A US-player who got a delivery stolen today .. Gonna tell him about your service ..

[The Wump That Flumps]

12 minutes ago, KatzeFive said:

This is "Top Notch" ..

 

And yes, it is so clear now, that even I can understand ..

 

Unfortunately I'm beginning at work again next week (not so much time for RDO night gaming) - and your sessions would run from 01.00 to 04.00 at night, here where I'm located (we use 24 hour system, I'm sure you are aware of that)

 

But that is becide the point - It is still a super idea, and I do hope the trader community is going to use your service .. And I've already spotted a potential client - A US-player who got a delivery stolen today .. Gonna tell him about your service ..

 

Thanks man! We appreciate it and look forward to helping out!

 

 

[The Wump That Flumps]

We are currently on duty!

[The Wump That Flumps]

Punks Protection Service will be available tomorrow! Contact me, Vonloke or Horsespirit!

[The Wump That Flumps]

This week is double the cash for trader sales! Need some protection! Hit the Punks up!

[FRIDA_KAHLO]

Oh why does the photo booth guy have a photo of you with the naturalist gm!!  

 

Just kidding yeah the Springfield* protection service I use right now has occasionally been spread a bit thin of late. (And ad hoc posses have reliability issues as described). Is the payment your stake in the delivery? Does ur employees like Saint Denis stew?!   

 

*AKA my gun

Edited May 16, 2021 by FRIDA_KAHLO

[The Wump That Flumps]

Yes we love handing out the stew!

 

Payment is stake in the delivery, yes. If you need protection for your trader goods, hit me up here or on discord! Sir Wumpy Flump III#3582

[The Wump That Flumps]

With alt-f4ing no longer working reliably, do you want all your hard earned work stolen? Hire the Punks Protection Service!

[The Wump That Flumps]

Alt-f4ing STILL isn't saving your goods if it's attacked by someone!

 

Get proper protection by hiring the Punks Protection Service today!