How to Win GTA: Online

[Nog]

I pretty much feel I beat the game.

- I own every useful business

- I own every useful vehicle

- I am independent, can make money whenever I want

- I can afford everything I want

- 100% Legit (no moneyboost, no sharkcards, no money from modders)

 

Yes I am proud, because that game does everything to make you lose fun to play or to give up and buy Shark Cards, Moneyboosts, Mods, but I fkn beat it. Take that  C**kstar

 

 

[Big Molio]

[Gridl0k]

My answer having dwelled on this for a while is, simply

 

[Tomtomsengermany]

By surviving things, you shouldnt survive

 

 

Edited January 17, 2021 by Tomtomsengermany

[GTAMamba]

On 1/14/2021 at 6:27 AM, RyuNova said:

High K/D.

Lullzz

[Arrows to Athens]

Post-Casino update, the only way to win GTA Online is to win the Lost Slamvan on the lucky wheel.

[NULL AND VOID]

Switch sessions every 45 minutes on the dot dot.

 

Guaranteed Win

[Jimbatron]

On a semi-serious note, I like to think of DD Act III as the end of the story. The IIA wipe your slate clean and your character has something of a redemption. I like to think of that as the closest thing to "winning" the game.

 

There's a whole thread to be had on how the chronology of the whole "story" is messed up, but in my own mind everything else you do happens before that. If it were a single player story it would certainly be fitting as the final mission, from a narrative perspective, there's nothing else you do that tops preventing a nuclear holocaust and the rise of the chatbots. 

[Gridl0k]

I really should get round to finishing Doomsday huh #GuiltySecret

[Enigma M]

Personally I believe it depends on your point of view. By the time Cunning Stunts came out I (legitimately) made enough GTA cash to last me through every single DLC and since then I've just been setting all sorts of milestones for me. Like, buying properties, clothes, vehicles, getting to 100 million and say rank 500, then 200 million and rank 1000 and so on. The trophies and awards are a welcome addition but some of them require waaay too much effort to be enjoyable for me (cough cough, Monkey Blista, cough).

Oh and of course enjoying the content is important, otherwise why even bother playing? Games should be fun and as long as you're having it you're a winner

[NULL AND VOID]

Squashed some punk P996 Lazer crew tonight.. Rewarded with 7 day PSN ban.

 

I tell ya... This game is full of kids softer than god damn.... Cookies

 

#Winning

#Longhairdontcare

 

[Rockford Hills]

On 1/14/2021 at 6:27 AM, RyuNova said:

High K/D.

You do realize a high K/D doesn't make you play better, right?

[Rockford Hills]

Learn how to counter your opponents. Having elite gun skills is the best and that's what people fear the most. People all play the same way. The second you body someone with an assault rifle or a sniper rifle they'll leave the fight and go for a jet or an Oppressor. This is where countering is important. If the scrub does go for a jet just go somewhere to where he can't hit you. If he gets a OP Mark II, avoid vehicles and when he tries to freeaim a rocket at you just pluck him off of it. If they get into a tank just seek high ground. If they go off the radar go into a RC car so they can't see you. Tryhards do this. If you can learn how to counter Tryhard gameplay you can beat anybody in this game. It won't happen overnight you have to constantly play. Sniper battles with Tryhards are fun. When you beat them in sniper battles, they'll just leave you alone when they actually see that you know how to fight!

 

Oh I almost forgot the people that will kill you one time and then tell you you suck while they're in passive mode.

Edited January 23, 2021 by Dying Starz

[RyuNova]

15 minutes ago, Dying Starz said:

You do realize a high K/D doesn't make you play better, right?

 

You do realise what I said was in jest, right?

[Arrows to Athens]

6 hours ago, Dying Starz said:

Learn how to counter your opponents. Having elite gun skills is the best and that's what people fear the most. People all play the same way. The second you body someone with an assault rifle or a sniper rifle they'll leave the fight and go for a jet or an Oppressor. This is where countering is important. If the scrub does go for a jet just go somewhere to where he can't hit you. If he gets a OP Mark II, avoid vehicles and when he tries to freeaim a rocket at you just pluck him off of it. If they get into a tank just seek high ground. If they go off the radar go into a RC car so they can't see you. Tryhards do this. If you can learn how to counter Tryhard gameplay you can beat anybody in this game. It won't happen overnight you have to constantly play. Sniper battles with Tryhards are fun. When you beat them in sniper battles, they'll just leave you alone when they actually see that you know how to fight!

 

Oh I almost forgot the people that will kill you one time and then tell you you suck while they're in passive mode.

I think you're taking this thread a bit too seriously, my man. 

[HamwithCheese]

7 hours ago, Dying Starz said:

Learn how to counter your opponents. Having elite gun skills is the best and that's what people fear the most. People all play the same way. The second you body someone with an assault rifle or a sniper rifle they'll leave the fight and go for a jet or an Oppressor. This is where countering is important. If the scrub does go for a jet just go somewhere to where he can't hit you. If he gets a OP Mark II, avoid vehicles and when he tries to freeaim a rocket at you just pluck him off of it. If they get into a tank just seek high ground. If they go off the radar go into a RC car so they can't see you. Tryhards do this. If you can learn how to counter Tryhard gameplay you can beat anybody in this game. It won't happen overnight you have to constantly play. Sniper battles with Tryhards are fun. When you beat them in sniper battles, they'll just leave you alone when they actually see that you know how to fight!

 

Oh I almost forgot the people that will kill you one time and then tell you you suck while they're in passive mode.

That's great and all, but if I never engage in pvp, do I win or lose?

[NULL AND VOID]

If you send a mugger on another player, kill said mugger, said player, and scoop up 10 grand all in one swoop it's a big fat W

[Koger]

Achieve Platinum in "The Car Bomber" award. That's how you win GTAO.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

On 1/14/2021 at 3:48 AM, El Diablo 702 said:

That’s simple,  the only winning move is not to play.  

So, going AFK?

[Lance Mayhem]

1. Deliver a Gresley to Simeon. 

 

2. Find out which jackets allow you to wear a scarf. 

 

3. Customize your Daemon so it only has a whitewall on the rear tire (or, if you're in the UK, have only a whitewall on the rear tyre). 

 

4. Have an appropriate saved outfit ready for playing golf. 

 

 

And that's pretty much everything. 

 

 

 

 

...oh, you're not still on PS3? 

 

[Fenrill]

On 1/14/2021 at 1:17 PM, HamwithCheese said:

By never buying a shark card.

Then i won like years ago and am still on a winning streak. 

On 1/17/2021 at 8:50 AM, Nog said:

I pretty much feel I beat the game.

- I own every useful business

- I own every useful vehicle

- I am independent, can make money whenever I want

- I can afford everything I want

- 100% Legit (no moneyboost, no sharkcards, no money from modders)

 

Yes I am proud, because that game does everything to make you lose fun to play or to give up and buy Shark Cards, Moneyboosts, Mods, but I fkn beat it. Take that  C**kstar

 

 

Ok i used modder on pc, but i also play on ps3-4 and xbox and never used it there. Just didn't feel like going through everything aga8n on pc. To much modder there. Atleast less griefer on pc. Every version has it's pro and con i guess. 

[CaliMeatWagon]

On 1/23/2021 at 1:27 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

I think you're taking this thread a bit too seriously, my man. 

I personally think there is no way to win GTA:O. Or if there is, it is only what you decide the win condition to be. So I see his answer, no matter how much I disagree with it, completely valid. 

[CaliMeatWagon]

On 1/29/2021 at 3:38 PM, Lance Mayhem said:

 

4. Have an appropriate saved outfit ready for playing golf. 

 

 

YES!!

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