How to Win GTA: Online

[CaliMeatWagon]

Simple question, how do you win GTA: Online?

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

 

[Bigglo145]

Get a opressor mk ii

[IceDree]

When you have fun and feel good at the end of your GTA session.

[El Diablo 702]

That’s simple,  the only winning move is not to play.  

[RyuNova]

High K/D.

[NULL AND VOID]

Whoever can kill themselves fastest. Followed by kewlest modded account.

3rd place is granted to "quickest to teleport after 1 kill"

[touchedmysoul09]

2 hours ago, IceDree said:

When you have fun and feel good at the end of your GTA session.

Pretty much impossible in a public session these days, sadly. 

[HamwithCheese]

By never buying a shark card.

[eejyool]

By having all the properties and all the vehicles possible, having completed all the heists and missions, having all the trophies and the awards, and having enough money to buy any possible future content updates at the snap of your fingers. This is where you officially become a veteran and you enter into the post-game of the nonexistant main game where you either help new players in need, flex your skills and status or abuse your powers to grief.

 

 

...Or by simply having fun

[xInfected_Virus]

Here's my satire take on how to win GTA Online.

1. Reach level 8000.
2. Have one trillion dollars after you purchased every single thing GTA Online has.
3. Unlock and buy every single property and business in the game. Also to fully upgrade business and add additional cosmetic upgrades to your businesses.
4. Unlock and buy every single vehicle and fully upgrade them. Also store all them in a garage or Hangar if it's a plane. 
5. Also buy every single Warstock, Elitas Travels, Dock Tease, San Andreas Cycles, and everything that can be stored as a Pegasus vehicle. 
6. Unlock and buy every single clothing, accessories and masks the game has.
7. Complete every single missions in the game. All the R* created ones at least from all forms of game modes R* created from deathmatches and adversary modes. 
8. Complete every single heists as host. Pretty much the same as #6.
9. Achieve every single platinum award in the game.
10. For good measure: Get 100% completion in story mode and get gold in every mission.
11. Unlock every single trophy in the game.

Or if your on PC and you've hit the jackpot then you can get a friendly modder to gift you with all those things.

 

My serious take on how to win GTA Online.

 

1. Do the Stone, Hatchet, Navy and Golden Revolver Challenges.
2. Collect all collectibles in the game.
3. Purchase a High end apartment.
4. Purchase a CEO Office.
5. Purchase a Kosatka with Sparrow.
6. Purchase a Buzzard.
7. Purchase an Arcade.
8. Purchase a Nightclub, Terrorbyte with Drone Station and Vehicle workshop.
9. Purchase a Vehicle and special cargo warehouse.
10. Purchase a Bunker, fully upgrade it and unlock all research first before you start making money as it's a one and done thing those research.
11. Purchase a MC Business and fully upgrade them.
12. Fully upgrade the Nightclub.
13. Purchase a Hangar in Fort Zancudo.
14. Purchase a Facility in Grand Senora Desert.
15. Once your well set then you can start doing AFK methods.
16. Once you got your AFK method going and made plenty of money then buy whatever you want.
17. Once you have everything you want then you WIN.
18. Congrats on beating GTA online, you should have more than enough for the next update and still have millions to spare after buying the things you need in that next update.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Turn the game off and go outside

 

There are no winners here except Rockstar's accountants

Edited January 14, 2021 by Cutter De Blanc

[Gaffa]

Anyone a fan of The Wire? 

 

 

 

"The game is rigged, but you cannot lose if you do not play".

[CarimboHanky]

having fun is the only way of winning gtao

 

 

[brose_sfr]

i don't know if i'm "winning," but i still have a good opinion of the game & its developers after 2 decades. 

Edited January 14, 2021 by brose_sfr

[paperbagdude]

You kill everyone in your way to ease the competition

[Lonely-Martin]

8 hours ago, IceDree said:

When you have fun and feel good at the end of your GTA session.

 

19 minutes ago, CarimboHanky said:

having fun is the only way of winning gtao

 

^ The correct answer IMHO too.

 

1 hour ago, Gaffa said:

Anyone a fan of The Wire? 

 

Yep! Cracking drama series indeed.

[RyuNova]

[CaliMeatWagon]

I'm asking this because I see people constantly talking about winning GTA: Online... 

And as a legit level 900+, with over 170 different cars, almost all the properties, every business, and 10 of millions in cash, I still haven't found this elusive win condition. 

I even bought shark card once (part a digital copy bundle), still haven't seen this win condition. 

[kenmy13999]

Best bet on how to win it might be a lottery or give away or something like that

Edited January 15, 2021 by kenmy13999

[NULL AND VOID]

Oooh yesterday I squashed some mk2 cargo griefer 2 - 0.

 

Then teleported for the crushing 3 - 0 blow at my facility. 

 

First gta online session: ~10 minutes. Total cost: $758,000

 

Find New Session...

 

Solo 2 Cayo Perico heist in next 3 hours 

 

+2.9 Million dollars.

 

WINNING!!!

 

(I knew from the second I looked at the player listing in the first lobby it was some total losers. Spanish names, Xl dis and dat. 100% loser meme lobby. Sourced 2 crates to bring em out. Happily left after just 10 minutes)

 

IF YOU PLAY WITH LOSERS YOU'LL NEVER BE A WINNER

[McIn Tyler]

What I do? I just go put myself as offline, go to a public session, and test my nat type, then the rest is history.

[Kiethblacklion]

[rjscott85]

On 1/14/2021 at 2:08 AM, CaliMeatWagon said:

Simple question, how do you win GTA: Online?

If you have to ask the question, you already lost.

[NULL AND VOID]

Remember now, to be a good host for any kind of race, please leave all the settings alone. Races should always be 2 laps with a limit on how fast cars can go. 

 

#Winning

#Babies first grand theft auto

#The Professional

#I'm the boss f*ck the world

[Gunbladelad]

How to win at GTA Online?

Use a low level character to shame a group of 10 people all griefing each other over the "Steal the gold" contact mission - by keeping your distance killing the person currently carrying the gold and the 2 closest pursuers when they're about 10 feet from the end - and completing the mission before they can respawn.

I just had 6 or 7 players with levels all above 350 quit when my level 47 character pipped them to the post with that one, lol.  (One of those same players had been abusing the God Mode speedo glitch in the Executive Search VIP work about half an hour earlier)

[pez2k]

For me, my goal is to experience all of the content at least once, and to unlock all vehicles for purchase (not specifically own them, but have the chance to own them if I ever wanted to). That, and to enjoy driving around in vehicles I like, messing around doing co-op missions with friends, and seeing what comes next.

[Gridl0k]

Based on number of fetch quests needed and spins of the RNG after that, UFO tattoo?

[El Cavilldo]

There is no endgame, no final quest. We're criminals, not heroes.

 

If you did every finale at least once, then story-wise you've already won the game; and you will win it again doing the next DLC finale.

 

If you choose a 'career' (heister, racer, grinder, PvP fighter...) then 'win' is meaningless, a transitory state at most. New opponents and tools come by often, and you just get better at what you do for a living or won't.

 

But if you want to own everything or unlock everything then this game is unwinnable. You will never 'own' GTA Online: there will always be a new car, a new t-shirt, a new trophy. Even when this game get shut down and our characters get dissolved into binary dust you will not win: we didn't won the match just because the stadium got demolished, right?

 

In my narrow experience on video games: do not look for victory, seek for enjoyment. Play GTAO only when you really want to, turn it off at the moment you stop having a blast.

Edited January 16, 2021 by El Cavilldo

[NULL AND VOID]

Switching to Non-Homing Rockets in a autoaim lobby...

 

Winning + Respect