Keeping with R*'s tongue in cheek humour, what stuff would you like to see in El Rubio's Vault?

[RyuNova]

Seeing as he's a criminal and can get his hands on pretty much anything I think it would have been a great opportunity to put some hilarious stuff in his Vault ready to be stolen. Obviously stuff like "Celebrity Nude Photos" but they could add stuff for Special Events or days like stealing the "Declaration of Independence" on Independence Day. Even nods to other games as well.

[Sock Dry]

A PS5

[LarcenousUrsine]

- cocaine sculpture

- ruby-encrusted hunting pistol

- golden Exsorbeo 1080

- one of the El Banco Corrupto Grande robbery hockey masks

- dodo-feathered head-wear piece

- Wild West-era "genetic material"

- Las Venturas Diamond Service award

- OG Loc's secret album

- Santa Claus' ledger

- a set of vintage fireworks

- a Faberge chocolate egg

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[whywontyoulisten]

A Lost Slamvan that he had dismantled and reassembled in the vault so there's no way you'll ever be able to get it out again.

[NULL AND VOID]

10% chance a purple dildo falls out and vibrates away underneath a table or something.

[RyuNova]

Micah's other Revolver.

[NeoLedah]

Poppy Mitchell's hardcore 5 hours sex session tape

[theEwing1979]

Alien cum. You can use it to impregnate a whore and then she will give birth to a alien/human hybrid that you can get to follow you around, sort of like a pet. 

 

 

[B_E_N_1992]

A diamond tipped golden dildo, with “ER” printed at the base.

[Pedinhuh]

Lumbago

[Hazzardtohimself]

A bowling ball with a severed hand attached. 
A set of Rockstar-branded table tennis bats and ball. 

A half-eaten Vice City Easter egg. 

Keys to a Vapid Uranus. 
An otherwise untitled SSD with '6' scrawled on it. 

[ForDer089]

Polybius

[DeltaV20]

Tropical themed dildo 

[DeltaV20]

and this statue 

[Non Funkable Token]

Madrazo's chopped ear.

[NULL AND VOID]

1 hour ago, Pedinhuh said:

Lumbago

 

I caaaaant reeeeach it!! It's on the bottom shelf!

[RyuNova]

Laughed at a few of these, keep em coming.

 

 

[Delicious Potato]

★ Juan Strickler's hat

★ Juan Strickler's panther as pet

★ Island ownership documents

★ Princess Robot Bubblegum & Shiny Wasabi Kitty outfits

★ RC Baron

★ Karin Snipe

[Spider-Vice]

A gold-plated Oppressor Mk II miniature.

[EkaSwede]

A collection of mini car models. I want them god damn it. Release them!

 

Look! He's got one car in there! Tot he left of the champagne bottle!

 

[Belindadoll]

Photographs of Lester Crest skinny dipping in Paleto Bay 

[Halal Cyborg]

you instead have to break into the panther enclosure to obtain a semen sample...could be a challenge but might just need the right touch 

[Pedinhuh]

20 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

A collection of mini car models. I want them god damn it. Release them!

 

Look! He's got one car in there! Tot he left of the champagne bottle!

 

Is that a Mamba without the windshield?

[RyuNova]

21 hours ago, Spider-Vice said:

A gold-plated Oppressor Mk II miniature.

 

As long as we get a comment from Pavel about selling it to some white haired inbred who lives off his parents money and only mumbles about something called a "K/D Ratio."

[EkaSwede]

15 minutes ago, Pedinhuh said:

Is that a Mamba without the windshield?

Nah, it looks like one of those 1920's race cars to me. It'd be nice if we got one of those for the Open Wheel Class, but I digress.

[Lonely-Martin]

Documents that tie us to Lester/Agent 14 or our illegal businesses and some of the past happenings in LS. Potentially leaving breadcrumbs for something big needing to be taken care of in future to ensure we're not busted or set up.

 

Really wouldn't mind a heist where the endgame isn't money but us clearing our name with something to link all the bigger themed DLC's as 'The Last One' or something.

[Verstappen]

On 12/29/2020 at 1:28 AM, EkaSwede said:

A collection of mini car models. I want them god damn it. Release them!

 

Look! He's got one car in there! Tot he left of the champagne bottle!

^This! I've been saving the penthouse light up cabinet for the other car models to release.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

A Yellow Dog with Cone statue