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Cayo Perico Bitch & Moan


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Had to come on here and take a break. That first stealth setup mission is a pain in the ass. If it continues like this, I don't have high hopes.

 

The sub seems kinda cool, I guess, but not really cool enough for the $9 million it cost to deck it out.

 

Edit: and to everyone saying it's "not fun" so far - I have played this game for years and had plenty of complaints, issues, and times spent wondering why I'm playing. This morning was the first time I can remember thinking to myself, "this is not fun. I'm actually NOT having fun, and I don't know why I'm doing this..."

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4 hours ago, God-eater said:

Sigh. Well, that's that. It's just DCH 2.0.

 

"New approach to heist design", my ass. What's so new? Huge buy in? Check? Excruciating preps? Check? Repeating the heist several times required before you start seeing a profit? Check. Unique interior (admittedly a very big one) accessible only during the heist? Check. Opportunity to lose a significant part of the take? Check. Grind, grind, grind? Check, check, check.

 

Know what I wish? We get a call, some NPC says, "Hey, need help, please drop $10M to come help me, it'll make you lots of money, I swear". We say "Nah, I'm good", hand the phone back to our butler and go back to deciding whether to snort coke off a hooker's ass on our yacht or in our luxury apartment. Or our casino penthouse. Or our nightclub. Or any of the supervillian-level properties we own. Because we're rich as balls and have no motivation to risk our lives, even for Madrazzo's kid. 

 

In fact, in my head canon, that's exactly how it plays out for me. Good luck out there, guys. Perhaps I'll join you if reports indicate that the new heist is at least fun to play and not just a new way for R* to send us on yet another mind-numbing grind. 

You know from now on everything Rockstar brings out (gta6 and 7 etc) will be like this, its their (new?) way of making easy money. Locked up behind a pay wall and/ or never ending grind.

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Doing the scoping out of the island, game freezes when loading into the CCTV feed. Restart game, now trying to find a session with space to register as CEO/MC so I can start over and watch that f*cking massive cut scene again. f*ck my life. 

Anyone else keep getting lost in their submarine? 🤦‍♂️

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2 hours ago, Yinepi said:

What Joy Division track did they choose?

She's Lost Control. I'd have preferred one of their lesser known tracks, but I'm honestly just relieved it's not Love Will Tear Us Apart (something I've mentioned like 10 times, I'm aware before anyone points it out)

 

I expected Kult to be more along the lines of Post-Punk and alt rock, not this random ass mish-mash. Disappointed in it, honestly. 

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I'll say this: after playing the DLC, it doesn't feel "the biggest GTAO update ever". It's just another heist update that you can do solo.

 

The "wow" lasted for the first 5-10 minutes, but I admit that when I saw Dr. Dre I was like "s***, this DLC will rock", because was so unexpected that gave me high hopes. 

 

As someone said above, it's the Casino DLC 2.0. I feel like I wasted money on everything that I bought today.

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2 hours ago, Zordid said:

3.) Rockstar wants you to spend money and idealy buy a shark card while you're at it

 

1 hour ago, Alec Skorpio said:

I mean I get that from the business perspective, but jesus christ they could have come up with a better written scenario.

I'm gonna be honest, this DLC is so f*cking bad that it actually got me reevaluating if it was even worth it to have glitched over half a billion worth of Nightmare Issis. What was the point?

 

Like, Rockstar, if you want your customers to go bankrupt (either in-game or in real life), f*cking give me a goddamn incentive to spend my money. No mansions, no luxury items, great cars, just more military weaponized garbage. What am I supposed to buy?

 

You know it's bad when the only thing you're looking forward to is two vintage compact cars. As a guy who usually dislikes compacts too. This game is dead.

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I knew that this DLC was going to be bad from the get go, when it was first announced, but it is beyond awful.

 

First off, I hate anything to do with nightclubs, so having to sit through that god awful cut scene was like torture. I don't have the music level on at all, so the characters for some reason sounded as if they were down a hole somewhere. The game is old, I get that, but good lord above the graphics look like they are from the days of the PS One. What is going on at all? Then I had to endure English Dave, who makes me want to apologise on behalf of the entire UK.

 

I like the new army jeep, I bought that. I bought the sub too but it was destroyed by some idiot before I even got going. The clothes are recycled illuminous crap again.

 

Are Rockstar short of money or something? What's happened to the trillions of dollars they have made, because none of it made its way into this update? 

 

Jeez Louise...

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R* has us buying a small military worth of equipment over the years and we can't use it for anything other than killing players and grinding contact missions which are 110% irrelevant in current GTAO landscape. 

 

f*ck this sh*t ass heist into the ground. Casino is better by miles. It's not even fun to do... It'd be one thing if it payed out 100M or something... But it takes ages, and in the time it takes you can run the casino 100 times.

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59 minutes ago, kenmy13999 said:

Last night when some people had low expectations they were told to relax, the update ain't out yet yada yada and it turns out people should have had even lower expectations 😊

I got plenty "CRY" reactions when i said there was nothing exciting about the DLC in the trailers, saw a couple of them in the B&M threads today, why would a submarine be fun to have, i knew it was going to be the Yatch 2.0

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New dlc; great, a "new" area with lazy design (saw a floating bush, could walk underneath it) which is not available for free-roam, radiochannels i wont ever listen to, and 2 cars (rest will be dripfeed).

The submarine? Couldnt care less, I dont want to sail a damn XL cigar.

 

Rockstar should take their whole company and put it where this DLC also belongs: In the trash.

I've been disappointed before but man this is really the biggest "F-you" they have ever given.

Been grinding for a while because I expected at least a few vehicles and/or properties I would want.

 

The only positive side of this whole waste of a dlc are 2 nice dripfeed cars, and the fact that the DLC is free (we should actually be paid for playing this pile of waste)

 

Thats all folks!

 

 

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1 hour ago, JRC99 said:

She's Lost Control. I'd have preferred one of their lesser known tracks, but I'm honestly just relieved it's not Love Will Tear Us Apart (something I've mentioned like 10 times, I'm aware before anyone points it out)

 

I expected Kult to be more along the lines of Post-Punk and alt rock, not this random ass mish-mash. Disappointed in it, honestly. 

Thanks for the info. Personally would've preferred Disorder or Shadowplay myself. I agree with the mish-mash. Seems Rockstar just can't keep stuff consistent anymore.

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3 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

Can someone explain to me, politely, why making the island available in Free Roam would have made ANY difference?

 

You can drive from one side of the island to the other in under five minutes.

It wouldn't make any difference, update would still suck so it doesn't matter 😊

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1 minute ago, RyuNova said:

Can someone explain to me, politely, why making the island available in Free Roam would have made ANY difference?

 

You can drive from one side of the island to the other in under five minutes.

Because in a game that strives itself on exploration not being able to easily explore is off putting. More so since this is the first new location and people are eager to see whatever secrets it may contain.

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Tried to escape the compound on solo about 20 times now and I am done. I have uninstalled GTAO from my PS5 and won't miss it. 

 

The sheer rubbish that is enemy spawns and aimbots, as well as foliage made out of solid steel has just killed this game for me. Oh and can't forget about the decade old ragdoll physics. Might give GTA VI a try on a few years. But that's it. I'm out. 

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1 minute ago, kenmy13999 said:

It wouldn't make any difference, update would still suck so it doesn't matter 😊

 

Eh, I am a Single Player kinda person so being able to do more stuff SP is good for me. The Sub is great.

1 minute ago, Yinepi said:

Because in a game that strives itself on exploration not being able to easily explore is off putting.

 

What? This is GTAO not Jedi Fallen Order or Skyrim.

 

2 minutes ago, Yinepi said:

More so since this is the first new location and people are eager to see whatever secrets it may contain.

 

The same stuff it does now.

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In love with the sub, HOWEVER, the anti-air is a travesty. Not only is it the ordinary sh*t missile tracking, but due to that they start by firing upwards the missiles have even shorter range than ordinary. Hell, the missiles have even shorter range than the lock-on range...

 

Gonna get myself a stealth Annihilator too.

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3 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

 

Eh, I am a Single Player kinda person so being able to do more stuff SP is good for me. The Sub is great.

What makes or breaks a update for me is pretty much the cars and this update was really a tragedy when it comes to that so nothing can really make this update good, it can have some good elements but it will always be the worst update so far 😊 unless something really heroic changes my mind but I doubt it 🤣 

Cudos to the people that find the update good tho 

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5 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

 

What? This is GTAO not Jedi Fallen Order or Skyrim.

So exploration = Skyrim in your logic?

I fail to understand your logic. GTA series has always promoted exploring. Being an Online mode shouldn't change that.

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After my earlier BM I thought I should at least finish the heist. What a load of underwhelming garbage and easy to boot 

 

To describe this as biggest and best is an insult to game development and GTA fans. There were better updates YEARS ago.

 

The set ups are atrocious and the heist finale is a mess that I will NEVER do again even with a different approach.

 

As for the purchasable vehicles. Sub is pointless really and won't be buying any of the other rehashed garbage either including Stromberg V2 for $4m hahahaha.

 

OK so what else? Pavel or whatever his name is. Same voice as Bogdan and another character serving no purpose.

 

New rifle $400k hahahaha and it's a piece of trash

 

I can't even get angry like I used to as I expected nothing and got nothing. The whe update is garbage and won't be played by many more than a few times. I prefer the original heists over this car crash 

 

Curiosity brought me back. Wish I hadn't bothered. You should all feel insulted with this update +yes I know it's free in a 7 year old game). Give us paid DLC and make them properly not cut and paste sh*te

 

Back to proper game now. Wish I could list all the faults with this update but it would be pages long 

 

GARBAGE

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, BZXC32 said:

You know from now on everything Rockstar brings out (gta6 and 7 etc) will be like this, its their (new?) way of making easy money. Locked up behind a pay wall and/ or never ending grind.

 

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4 minutes ago, Yinepi said:

So exploration = Skyrim in your logic?

 

Yes, what do you expect to find hidden on the island? You can explore the entire map step for step in less than an hour. People are still exploring Skyrim and finding stuff.

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3 hours ago, Alec Skorpio said:

I'm done not having fun with this game.  After 7 years I've finally uninstalled this garbage.  f*ck Rockstar and Take Two man.  

Lmaoooooooooooo. It's about damn time. More ppl need to realize how garbage GTAO is.

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1 minute ago, RyuNova said:

 

Yes, what do you expect to find hidden on the island? You can explore the entire map step for step in less than an hour.

See that's the thing, If I knew what to expect I wouldn't be troubled by the restrictive nature of the island.

You might be able to explore the island within an hour, but the same can be said about North Yankton and yet Yankton had secrets to find such as the alien and Christmas tree.

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Ohhh and want to hear the absolute biggest troll of this heist???

 

You know those compound fences that surround the place? On your escape, your bullets will not penetrate them..... But enemies can, INCLUDING the helicopters haahaahaaahaaahaaahaahaa. 

 

f*ck off, this game is dead now. 

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