funniest things npcs have said to you?

[hugh750]

i was selling a car i had in my vespucci cannal nightclub (oracle xs), i was taking it to the central lsc, when i heard a female npc say (i assume to me) "hey honey, momma want a ride", i was like "what"??

[Quinn_flower]

Mendoza been fking hit

[CaptainMarvel]

I love the little touches of Korean or Spanish dialogue in specific areas. The old Korean male yelling “be careful!” as I swerve past him always makes me chuckle.

[Lonely-Martin]

'Hey, nice car' 

 

I was in a bike.

[xInfected_Virus]

"Time to meet your maker."

[ForDer089]

Korean's weird pronounce are hilarious. They sound like they're not even Korean(probably voice actor are Korean-American).

Which is very confusing, they pronounce PERFECTLY only when they are swearing.

[Mel94]

Last night, I had to go deal with my meth business getting raided. So I flew over on my MK2 and proceeded to start firing missiles at the police. The chopper somehow managed to dodge 2 missiles and the pilot shouts "f*ck you!" So not only did it dodge 2 missiles from one of the strongest weaponized vehicles in the game, the cop also wanted to taunt me about it. 

[kenmy13999]

 

You could've used this thread, you're even one of the last to post there so you should know about it