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GTAO Math (What + What = What?)

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Quinn_flower

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11 minutes ago, Timsalabimbo said:

To be fair, the necrobumps predated the Epic give away. They have been going on since at least the beginning of the year.

True but not as this much before the give away.

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Lance Mayhem

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Female character on foot in public lobby + random in 'flashy' (tacky) car = free ride including tour of random's garages and apartments. 

 

Female character in race + opponent letting me win = me quitting. 

 

Armored Kuruma + 'nasty Korean crew' guarding it that can't figure out they could enter it when attacked = head shaking. 

 

 

fw3 + gtaforums = happy. 

MechanicMammal

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On 6/4/2020 at 4:37 PM, Lonely-Martin said:

Aircraft + Night/bad weather = Oops! 🤣

Aircraft + Night + Snow = I think ill play the game again after the new year.

Snow + mid july + money begging = Ill find a different lobby.

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Shiloh Comes

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Any heist, job or race these days + new players = finding oneself praying for the Apocalypse.

 

Signpost > Tank

 

Aimbots in cars > right angles, concrete buildings, all known laws of physics

 

Any player name involving "elite" snipez" "Pro" "YT" "Xx___xX" "XD" or similar = bellend

 

245 million + no garage spaces + no DLC yet = BOREDOM

 

 

 

 

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MechanicMammal

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A random person + Jumping into my vehicle uninvited = Me dumping them on the train tracks in front of a train.

 

Player in shop + their unattended car = Their car blocking the doorway to the shop, and a mugger on route.

 

13 yr old's + My Character = Crusty stiff socks.

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fw3

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On 6/10/2020 at 2:33 AM, fryday said:

AFK friend + me in a Car = highspeed roadkill 

This. Except, not a "friend." :)

Also:

Bad Sport + a global pandemic = 14 days of sheer Hell!

I kid you not... I stepped away from GTAO for quite a long time due to work, family, etc. I came back during the COVID19 stay-in-place and it was great. Except, I blew up too many flying monkeys and got myself sent to Bad Sport for 14 days.

What a $#%&@ psychotic nightmare that lobby has become! Maybe 1 out of every 15 players is on the ground. Everyone else is flying around blowing everything up in sight.

After a couple of days, I just began playing Survivals alone and going into Passive to just roam around. As soon as I was "active," I'd be consumed by players trying to kill me, over and over and over. It was truly one of the worst gaming experiences I've ever had. 

After the first week in BS, I made it my mission to bait other Bad Sport players into blowing up my high end cars, just to waste their money and to add more time to their stint in BS.

I just got out yesterday and man – going back to a regular lobby is like playing Mario Party 8. I can finally stop crying myself to sleep at night! sigh!!

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