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DOUGL4S1

Weird song lyrics

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I have no idea if a thred like this exists, but i'm not scrolling htrough 99 pages of content. Also, mods, if people don't know how to play nice, feel free to lock this thread.

This thread is meant to poke fun at lyrics that just sound weird when out of context, or even in context, who knows? They just make you go "wtf did he say" when you read the lyrics or listen closely.

 

Note: This thread's purpose is to have fun in a lighthearted way with these lyrics. It isn't meant to discuss someone's writting abilities or why XYZ band sucks. There are other places for that.

 

Also: Some songs are meant to be weird. It's fine, feel free to share those as well.

 

I'll start:

 

"Knife
Cuts like a knife
You cut away the heart

of my life" (Rockwell - Knife)

- Thanks, Rockwell. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't know how a knife cuts stuff.

 

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
So don't you be around"
(Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak)

- Jeez, I wonder where a Jailbreak could happen in a town.

Edited by DOUGL4S1

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Rhoda

Practically anything from Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band.

 

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There's ole Gray with her dove-winged hat
There's ole Green with her sewing machine
Where's the bobbin at?
Tote an old grain in a printed sack
The dust blows forward and dust blows back
And the wind blows black through the sky
And the smokestack blows up in the sun's eye
What am I gonna die?
A white flake riverboat just blew by
Bubbles popped big
And a lipstick Kleenex hug on a pointed forked twig
Reminds me of the bobby girls
Never was my hobby girls
Hand full o'worms and a pole fishin'
Cork bobbin' like a hot red bulb
And a bluejay squeaks, his beak open an inch above a creek
Gone fishin' for a week
Well, I put down my bush
And I took off my pants and felt free
The breeze blowin' up me and up the canyon
Far as I could see
It's night now and the moon looks like a dandelion
It's black now and the blackbird's feedin' on rice
And his red wings look like diamonds and lice
I could hear the mice toes scamperin'
Gophers rumblin' in pile crater rock holes
One red bean stuck in the bottom of a tin bowl
Hot coffee from a crimped-up can
Me and my girl named Bimbo Limbo Spam

 

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spectre07

Since you are from Brazil you maybe know the spanish band Mägo de Oz, they are professionals to write corny lyrics in every album since they formed in 1988.

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