Gambling - How to increase odds of winning

[xDFaTaL]

You must have a private dealer in your Diamond casino penthouse for this to work.

Let me preface by saying that I have a programming background and know that computer algorithms can never generate true random.

There is always a pattern.   However, being that R* made this game, its intentionally designed to keep the economical balance.

 

1. There are 2 casino dealers (male & female) that are douchebags.  You know, the ones with the sarcastic tone when you lose.
2. If one of these dealers is your current one,  go to interaction menu > penthouse management >. Change private table game to 3 card or blackjack.
3. Rotate around until you do not get douchebag dealers.   I believe this is a hidden Easter egg where your winning outcome is LESS when you playing against the douchebag dealers.   Out of the last 200 games I’ve played (blackjack + 3 card poker (combined)),  Ive lost over 60% of the time against douchebag dealers.    Blackjack is my fav game so ill use this example,  8 out of 10, douchebag dealer face up card is a 6 or 5,  dealer gets 19 or higher.  That is not statistically possible in a real game of blackjack.

[REXX]

40 minutes ago, xDFaTaL said:

That is not statistically possible in a real game of blackjack.

GTA is not meant to be real, thats the thing. It's supposed to be scammy, its Los Santos.

 

Case solved.

[HamwithCheese]

Why do I not believe this

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

[xDFaTaL]

1 hour ago, REXX said:

GTA is not meant to be real, thats the thing. It's supposed to be scammy, its Los Santos.

 

Case solved.

And R* sells los santos money for IRL money via xbox store.   Is this supposed to be parable to something??

[Gaffa]

5 hours ago, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

 

I wonder how many people on this forum know what film that's even from? 

I had the game on PC too - pretty fun until Command & Conquer became a thing. 

[hugh750]

44 minutes ago, Gaffa said:

 

I wonder how many people on this forum know what film that's even from? 

I had the game on PC too - pretty fun until Command & Conquer became a thing. 

i do, the movie is called "war games".

[EkaSwede]

I'd like the OP to define the "Douchebag Dealers". Appearances, lines, mannerisms.

 

Only D-bag dealer I can think of is Mr "Look at that, dealer wins" and Miss Asian Bitch.

[JackCarter]

Out of personal preference, I only deal with the asian girl & only play Black Jack.. But it's more of a money pit. I've had some fun with it but I typically lose everything if I play too long.. It's fun to have your last chips and make everything back up...

The only poker I know how to play is Hold 'Em.. made generational wealth as teenager back in the good ol lawless days of internet gambling.
I don't remember the numbers with Black Jack, but in real life, the only game you should play is Black Jack and you should only ever play with the dealer.. I think it's 17%... or 13%... idr... I only go to casinos these days to inhale second hand smoke and walk around in silk shirts.

[Gunbladelad]

Not only is it from Wargames, but it's also from the ending of the film when W.O.P.R. (or "Joshua") learns that tic tac toe and nuclear war have the same outcome - the only winning strategy is not to do it.

[Black-Dragon96]

18 hours ago, Gaffa said:

 

I wonder how many people on this forum know what film that's even from? 

I had the game on PC too - pretty fun until Command & Conquer became a thing. 

"How about a nice game of chess?"