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[Remake]

Если что писать в Дискорд: QWERTY#5209

 

Edited May 3, 2020 by Remake

[HamwithCheese]

No.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Okey-dokey, set off for your vehicles. Air Team, you're going to collect the Avenger tilt-rotor aircraft. Water Team, you're using a Stromberg. We've done some pretty good work disrupting their activities around the state. Ha ha. But now, it's time to take down this russian spy network thing once and for all. If my rigorous debrief of Agent ULP has taught me anything, it's that the threat is not to be underestimated. Codename 'Bogdan,' if that is his real name, is here to destory our republic and maybe rest of the world too. Yeah, I'm just looking foward to cashing my paycheck. Going back to my normal day-to-day existence where I don't have to put pants on in the morning. You know, where it's the evening news that makes me think nuclear war may be imminent, not my work emails. Lucky you. Way to avoid responsibility. Little litmus test I do for every business I make, would I go to nuclear war for this? I press the go button when the answer is ab-so-f*cking-lutely. Yeah, well I've never been so sure about something I'd drop an H-bomb for. Except these chicken wings I had once. Lemon pepper, OwO You know, you are the problem with culture right now. No one takes anything seriously. It's a crisis of...o-of...things meaning what they should. Oh, I'm sorry. The threat is very real, okay? Just like your hair system...hehe. Your discourse is poisonous and reductive. You stay dry? Okay. A source on board's been leaking us intel. Go find him in the brig. If you see any sailors, shoot first...then shoot second if they're still breathing. American agents, you are making a grave mistakes. You may know me as Codename Bogdan. I am commander of the submarine. And for record, Bogdan is not just Codename. It is real name. Clever coding. We are rogue unit. Operating outside state sanction. We will fight you, but this is not why we are here. We come all across Pacific...we not give up now. We are to die...every man and boy. We have job to do. Do you what you are fighting for? Bleeter Burgers and Deludamol? Wake up. We fight for humanity You don't know you're doing. Stop it! Stop it now! You are biggest idiots of whole wide world. (Scoff) Americans. This is a big mistake, like crap in pants. Stupid! Stoo-pid! WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!! WAIT, WE'VE...Can we just calm down for a minute?! For less than one minute?! Look, you very much look like you have wrong end of sh*t. You've got in the stick, you're UP CREEK WITH PADDLE OF CRAAAAAAP! Look, look...how you say it? I'm here to help! That's Codename Bogdan. Kill him! No, kill me all you like! But stop, listenlistenlistenlistenlistenlistenlistenlisten...sure, I would like to destroy America, control Russia and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it, but these are all piping dreams! I am here to help solve real problem. And what's the real problem? YOU! You are real problem! You're doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Cliffy! Oh, cigarette...cigarette... (Sits down) Now, listen. Think about it. If you let...insecure egomaniac...play god, then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure, little ego-maniac. My scientists have studied Cliffford. Cliffford...is an esshole. The AI is an asshole? Exactly! And him and Quartz want us to kill each other. I don't believe a wird of it! Well, how do I makes this up? How indeed. Well, thank you, Bogdan. Thank you, Mr Crest. Thank you, silent psychotic peons...but this...this is where I say "Arrivederci." No, I mean "Get ready." I mean, this is where...I'm in charge! Me and Cliffford! Go f*ck yourselves, loser! Yes, lo-sers! Yes. We're in charge. Me and my dad. We're in charge and this outdated low-tech submarine will self-destruct in...30 seconds. I've THINK YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE QUICKLY! Scuba gear by hatch over there! I have secret escape pod! GOOD LUUUUUCK! Get to the shore and regroup with the others! Then let's meet at uh...at the hangar at LSIA! Avon is not gonna make this easy for us...for any of us...More choppers! Big ones inbound! Wait...who are these guys? Are you f*cking kidding me?! Avon's sent a DEATH SQUAD to take you out! Oh, jeez...this whole time, he must have been building an army and an air force, waiting for us to deal with Bogdan so he could take over, and put the algorithms in charge! Have you've seen these people? Holy sh*t, are they clones? Has he cloned himself? I can't tell! Looks like they're all plugged into the neural network or something. We've got a battalion of cyborg clone warriors plugged into a super brain, trying to wipe us out! Oh, I don't like this...great, Great! The IAA's network is down. It's..it's...it's Cliffford! He's taken over! You know what he can do with tje IAA's network?! A lot is what he can do, ALOT! You don't get this robbing banks. I mean, robbing banks you know, you get stabbed in the back by your dumb greedy best friend. Sure, but he doesn't suddenly build an army of creeps to put an end to your way of life! He doesn't have a battalion of helicopters in his garage! sh*t! You ever had a neural network try and kill you before? Yeah, me neither. Welcome to the future! Get on the turrets and try to survive, okay? The meet is at Devin Weston's hangar at LSIA. Anyone still alive and still on our side is gonna be there. Avon's won. His AI is god, y'know, and we're all just goats waiting to be sacrificed. We should all applaud ourselves for our roles in bringing upon the downfall of THE HUMAN RACE! IDIOTS!!! You're almost here, okay? Just bring it on home! Hehe...this is uh gonna be a depressing conversation, alright...Okay, okay, okay. Thank GOD you got here! That guy..that just..ohhhh I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FOOL! My whole life, I have hated successful people, never trusted anyone. I've doubted and loathed and acted like a creep, and the ONE time I decide to be nice to someone, IT TURNS OUT HE WANTS TO DESTROY HUMANITY!!! This is all your fault! My career is in ruins! RUINS! Our planet will be in ruins you fool if we don't do something! He has control of all of YOUR systems! We can't even call out for help. Then you can do exactly what you have to. You have my authority. And we'll get paid? Paid? Yeah, call it "Pension Contributions!" Of course, significant ones. Alright then, get this clown out of here. For all I know, you're bugged all to high hell and you don't even know the bugs exist! Good luck! Heh, we don't need luck! Hehe. I've always wanted to say that. Between us, we are completely f*ckED! GAH! Meet me back at the facility. I'll be in contact when I have a plan!

[God-eater]

Zoomer, I think I hate you. I could hear it as I read it. 

 

 

Too... many.... Bogdan runs....

[LarcenousUrsine]

Я бы посоветовал общаться здесь на английском языке - и искать людей не здесь, а в подразделе "Find Lobbies & Players".

[gnomefromnome]

well...at least he's true to his username