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Ahmedmfroezspeed

the funniest GTA Protagonist

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Ahmedmfroezspeed

who do you think is the funniest GTA protagonist in the series ?

who do you think is the protagonist with the funniest Cutscenes in the series ?

my answer is Vic Vance

almost all his cutscenes were emotional and Funny

like every cutscene with him and Lance

Lance is always the one who gets roasted

like in the mission "Jive Drive"

Lance: hey bro, haha

Vic: Lance... what are you doing here ?

Lance: you don't sound so pleased...

Vic: i'm not "so pleased"...

and in another one

Lance: i'm not the one who got kicked out of the military

Vic: no, you're the one who got kicked out of the boys dorm¬†ūüėā

always makes me laugh, poor Lance...

how about you,guys ?

who do you guys think is the funniest GTA protagonist in the series ?

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Algonquin Assassin

Niko.

 

His sarcasm and dry, smart arse remarks are just gold. The thing is he doesn't even try to be funny, but usually he is because of an ironic situation..Just watch him during "Shadow" when Badman's talking. His reaction is so hilarious because it comes across as natural as I too had NO idea WTF Badman was trying to say and LJ's translating just adds to the humour of the situation. ;)

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Claude is actually funnier than your 3 favourite comedians combined,  that stupid bitch Catalina had to shoot him in the throat so all of Claude's jokes couldn't leave his head. Thats the reason he looks spaced out all the time,his mind is filled with all these great jokes he can't crack

 

As for San Andreas, he probably had a sore throat at that point or something. 

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Algonquin Assassin
10 minutes ago, Utopianthumbs said:

Claude is actually funnier than your 3 favourite comedians combined,  that stupid bitch Catalina had to shoot him in the throat so all of Claude's jokes couldn't leave his head. Thats the reason he looks spaced out all the time,his mind is filled with all these great jokes he can't crack

 

As for San Andreas, he probably had a sore throat at that point or something. 

Claude's so funny his own jokes leave him speechless.

 

 

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Just now, SonOfLiberty said:

Claude's so funny his own jokes leave him speechless.

 

 

Damn now I'm mad I didn't think of that line myself! 

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Algonquin Assassin
1 minute ago, Utopianthumbs said:

Damn now I'm mad I didn't think of that line myself! 

Sorry to steal your Thunder big homie. I'm just too damn good.¬†ūüėé

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Ahmedmfroezspeed
4 minutes ago, SonOfLiberty said:

Claude's so funny his own jokes leave him speechless.

 

 

if you're gonna count mute protagonists

i say that the Online protagonist is the funniest...

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DownInThePMs

we need a new thread called which gta protagonist do you think is the best at playing soccer

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2 hours ago, SonOfLiberty said:

Niko.

 

His sarcasm and dry, smart arse remarks are just gold. The thing is he doesn't even try to be funny, but usually he is because of an ironic situation..Just watch him during "Shadow" when Badman's talking. His reaction is so hilarious because it comes across as natural as I too had NO idea WTF Badman was trying to say and LJ's translating just adds to the humour of the situation. ;)

He has some real zingers. "Ok ok, your dad likes it up the ass", "I heard that stuff does funny things to your balls", ("I think I'll change the world") "Like Stalin?", (to drunk girlfriends) "Sit quietly please", (when Brucie insists it's impossible that any women are into guys who don't work out) "I didn't realise that, I thought people had different opinions", "Where is Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?", ("I'll scratch your eyes out") "Scratch my f*cking balls", ("These streets is mine, man! I can feel them flowing through my veins") "You sound like you've got something else in your veins", "Packie, this is great. You've finally found a woman who will sit down and listen to your sh*t. Maybe you should bind and gag all the girls you meet?/You normally just shove so much coke up a girl's nose she may as well be tied up", "Oh no! Lock up the children, Francis. This guy is probably out dealing to them" etc etc

 

Also while having a drunken conversation about poetry with Packie: "I too like poetry. We have much in my country, let me recite some to you. You do not mind that it is in my language? You must remain very silent. It is a long poem" (Packie  "Alright, ummm. I guess I'd like to hear that. Recite away, Niko.") "I'm just f*cking with you, Packie. I don't know no f*cking poetry. If I did I would not speak it to you."

 

And I like when he's unintentionally funny too, like the stuff with Real Badman like you said and also stuff like "I know how to go on the line" or calling Brucie trying to relate going "Hey, how about we....roll together and scope some bitches at the strip club?". Not to mention his random comments in the street. Everything he says cracks me up lol, I love his deadpan humour. 

 

 

I find Trevor very funny too, the insane and extreme stuff he comes out with is darkly hilarious. 

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RenegadeAngel

Niko has the funniest random quotes that pop up during the gameplay. It's just hilarious. He's so funny when he is angry and the classic "YELOOOOOW CAAR" always delivers. Fat CJ is the only one who can compete. During the story and secondary dialogues, however, I lowkey cringe at Niko's jokes most of the time, but it's just me. As for the funniest protagonist, sheeeeit, tough one. When Trevor is hanging out with Lamar it's always hilarious, Luis got some enertaining lines and Tommy's dry delivery is just inimitable. So let it be one of them.

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Carl Theft Auto

Fat CJ. 

 

Someone with a orange jacket: back of yo neck look like a pack of hotdawgs.

 

Fat CJ: I bet you still wet the bed. ūüėā

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3 hours ago, DownInTheHole said:

we need a new thread called which gta protagonist do you think is the best at playing soccer

 

Probably Trevor because if he could stomp Johnnys head like that who knows how far he can kick a soccer ball

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MyNameIsNotImportantBro

Probably CJ

 

What do I look like made of? PUDDIN

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Niobium

niko is the funniest. i love how much of a smartass he is sometimes

 

johnny is funny too.

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7 hours ago, universetwisters said:

 

Probably Trevor because if he could stomp Johnnys head like that who knows how far he can kick a soccer ball

very original. they were more like quick stomps in succession than anything else. not a judge of skill in any way.

 

id honestly wager vic though, judging by how he kicks dead people. he would make a great mid-fielder.

 

michael would also be great since he's  a former quarterback. just don't let him be goalkeeper though, he might sell you out.

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niko

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Tao Cheng
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Huang Lee. His smartass remarks can even make Tommy Vercetti incapable of escaping a prison made out of thin papers.

 

He's so smart and bored, he even makes his mission bosses look stupid. 

 

Chan: I've got leadership in my genes! 

Huang: I'm sure you've got a lot of things in your genes. (There's a lot of drugs in your system.)

Chan: Right?!! I'm gonna prove that I'm twice the man as Zhou as a leader by winning a street race! 

Huang: Oh that will win them over. (Ah yes, garnering a lot of unnecessary attention will help pave your way into becoming the next Triad leader.)


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Chan: Yeah, but I heard the other drivers have cars that are race lightened for extra speed. How can even I - the best driver in the city - compete with them when they cheat like that?

Huang: You mean they're driving race cars in a car race? That's disgraceful.

Chan: I know and I've got to win this race, Huang. 

 

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Zhou: The gift you brought me is greatly appreciated, Huang Lee. I've heard a few good things about you. And, no doubt, you've heard a lot of pretty great things of me.

Huang: ...Uh, no not really.

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Nappy

Trevor, not in a good way tho.

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Ahmedmfroezspeed
1 hour ago, Payne said:

Trevor, not in a good way tho.

oh, i can see what you mean...

like when he fell off a fence, and he hit a random person on the road and said: "ASSHOLE... EVERYBODY'S ASSHOLE"

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Nappy

He makes too many jokes and kills the seriousness, also over reacts.

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Algonquin Assassin
12 minutes ago, Payne said:

He makes too many jokes and kills the seriousness, also over reacts.

I have to admit sometimes it feels like Trevor does over react (then again he's supposed to be volatile and unpredictable so maybe it's consistent with his character), but man. The entire segment when Michael rips on him for being a hipster is not only one of the funniest things I've seen in the GTA series, but gaming in general.:lol:

 

 

How Ned Luke and Steve Ogg kept their composure when recording this is mega props to them. Seriously lol. 

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TheSantader25
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I gotta say Trevor. He basically carries V's humor for me. For 2nd place I think Michael and CJ might be candidates. The other protagonists also have their special moments. Except Claude I guess. 

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39 minutes ago, TheSantader25 said:

Except Claude I guess. 

Claude (Grand Theft Auto 3) | Heroes Wiki | Fandom

 

Come on man just look at him. That is a face of a joker and he makes Arthur Fleck jealous with all of his jokes. 

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Copcaller
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Franklin imo his comebacks when arguing with stretch and Lamar are hilarious. Micheal and Niko are hilarious too

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On 4/22/2020 at 1:16 AM, SonOfLiberty said:
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Claude (Grand Theft Auto 3) | Heroes Wiki | Fandom

Come on man just look at him. That is a face of a joker and he makes Arthur Fleck jealous with all of his jokes. 

I like that one joke he made one time:

 

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Limefong

CJ. When he becomes fat. He becomes more funnier with his dialogues.

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Kaname Madoka

Claude and Online are the real jokers, hope they are the main acts in VI's Split Sides.

 

Just imagine, Claude telling the jokes while Online acts them out, the crowd would be speechless. 

 

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