Grand Theft Auto: Retarded San Andreas 3 [MP]

[Djordje_Vito]

These days I ain't so active on DYOM, so im rarely posting some missionpacks, don't expect me to participate in motw's and etc... Just not interested.

Welcome to Grand Theft Auto: Retarded San Andreas!

Where people are literally drinking water from sewers, and much more, don't give a damn about life! This is another story, where Narrator is narrating some boring ass stuff, and you literally consumed cum chalice at the end! 2 years later, Carl Johnson decided to move far away from GSF, he constructed his ''Fun House'' and kept his huge booby twitch streamer in his kitchen...until he realise it was a trap! CJ will encounter in a lot of troubles and a lot of backups, from working for Logan Paul, having some conversation with JoJo Fandom, running away from angry feminists, thot police, and K-Pop Army, to killing Logan Paul and destroying LoGang (his gang).

Factions:

Crazy Villagers
- These are minor enemies at the start of the game. They are just some old greedy scumbags, and they don't like you because you are black.
JoJo Fans
- These are boys and girls who are watching the known anime ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventures'', they like the art of that anime, and like being gay/lesbian. They are friendly to you, but sometimes you can trigger them with the word ''JoJo is trash'', and they will try their best to beat the sh*t out of you.
Angry Feminists
- They like EqUAlItY they wanna be eQuAl... They don't like boys at all. They are neutral towards you, but when they go ape sh*t, they can be some deadly enemies, and you should search for a cover, or just run away!
THOT Police
- Instead of real police, we got Thot Police! Those Law fellas won't give a damn if you kill over 2000 people, and blow up a billions of vehicles. They just want to know 2 things: Do you have a passport, and do you keep some thots in kitchen. Until you don't have a passpor or got some thot in your house, they will try to eliminate you asap.
K-POP Army
- Instead of real soldiers, we got K-Pop Army! They are listening to JoJo soundtracks and some coolio BTS! Driving their tanks and trucks just to stop you, but also they got stunning blockades.

LoGang
- These are gangstarz from da real hood baby, don't mess with 'em! Logan's Gang Members are protecting him against you at all cost. There are classic LoGang Members, they look like typical civillians (usually using guns, u will rarely see someone with a melee weapon), while LoGang Elite Guardians have special uniform, and have Katana, in case if they are in group of three or more, one or two of them will have guns, while the rest of them will be equipped with Katana.

 

Want to play missions? Okay good, good luck! 
 

Don't want to play missions? We don't care!

 

Link: https://dyom.gtagames.nl/show/64325