GTA 6 Speculation & Discussion [Part 3]

[Kris194]

Preacher will come back, don't worry about that, I'm just not sure whether he will come back today

Edited April 2, 2020 by Kris194

[kingcs]

Tell ESPN that it's a bad time to announce something. Covid-19 didn't stop the hype for the highly anticipated 90's Chicago Bulls doc that's being moved up to premiere this month instead of it's initial June date. 

 

That being said. I don't think anything is coming this month. Would love to be wrong. But I also think that we haven't seen the last of The Preacher and that he obviously knows something. So you can consider me a believer, I guess. 

Edited April 2, 2020 by kingcs

[Acky.]

2 minutes ago, kingcs said:

Tell ESPN that it's a bad time to announce something. Covid-19 didn't stop the hype for the highly anticipated 90's Chicago Bulls Doc that's being moved up to premiere this month instead of it's initial June date. 

 

That being said. I don't think anything is coming this month. Would love to be wrong. But I also think that we haven't seen the last of The Preacher and that he obviously knows something. So you can consider me a believer, I guess. 

He’s obviously provided credible knowledge but it’s entirely put on hold due to COVID-19, no doubt.

 

Oh, and the Admins already know this information by the way.

Edited April 2, 2020 by Acky.

[fdiuhywsu]

 

2 minutes ago, Reno_ said:

Genius plan: Ban the preacher because he's already got enough followers that won't shut up about him even though he was wrong, if enough people don't shut up about him, his status can be changed to under review. Brilliant, just brilliant, ugh. So much for moving on and speculating about the game itself, for f*ck's sake

For some reason they just can't move on, there's always a new date, it was 2nd april, now it's the 3rd and then some people already said easter

 

1 minute ago, Kris194 said:

Preacher will come back, don't worry about that

Yeah to troll you some more lol

[Budz]

Just now, Acky. said:

He’s obviously provided credible knowledge but it’s entirely put on hold due to COVID-19, no doubt.

How does he know something when he was banned for not knowing anything? Also if COVID-19 is the case he would have known about the change.

[wakky]

How about the fact that in GTA 6 in the event of a mission failure, we are not forced to re-pass it, but to open new story lines? Your opinion about this.

[Reno_]

Just rename this thread to preacher worship. There was nothing in March, So he was either lying or the date was changed. In both cases, he's untrustworthy. 

[haramia25]

So, The Preacher's account says "Under review" instead of "BUSTED", what's up with that? Is he making a return after all?

[Kremen]

Boiiis I have a theory that is strong as your faith in Preacher.
1. Everyone in the world is sad because of coronavirus.
2. Rockstar makes a post that they will give 5% of the revenue to fight coronavirus.
3. A couple of days later they will announce GTA VI.
4. People in courage go to GTA Online and buy lots of shark cards.
5. Rockstar has extra profit, T2 has extra profit, Strauss Zelnick buys another golden toilet.
6. Rockstar donate 5% and destroys coronavirus.
7. Everyone is happy. Especially Strauss Zelnick's butt.

It's just a joke for a better mood, not trolling. Don't blame me guys

Edited April 2, 2020 by Kremen
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[GhettoJesus]

1 minute ago, wakky said:

How about the fact that in GTA 6 in the event of a mission failure, we are not forced to re-pass it, but to open new story lines? Your opinion about this.

It would be pretty weird. It might work but then again they shouldn't do too many endings. I am not even sure if multiple endings are a good idea. V executed it very poorly. In IV it was okay.

[GlamFM]

1 minute ago, haramia25 said:

So, The Preacher's account says "Under review" instead of "BUSTED", what's up with that? Is he making a return after all?

His trolling was obviously mod endorsed. He will be back to troll some more. 

You will fall for it, the mods will laugh. 

[Wazabi]

14 minutes ago, JimCarrey said:

Maybe he will return today and post new hint at 3pm (thats in 45 minutes btw) 

If he comes back, it will be at the 3rd

[VIceGuy80]

1 minute ago, Wazabi said:

If he comes back, it will be at the 3rd

How can you say that?

 

[José_Sócrates]

23 minutes ago, NonPlayableCharacter said:

I think I know how this whole "The Preacher" thing came to existence.

 

So maybe The Preacher (gonnaenodaethat) and a Rockstar PR manager (let's just call him Bob) are friends since childhood.

 

One night, they went to a pub together, in Edinburgh. They both got a little dizzy, Bob would not shut up about this upcoming RDR2 trailer, and the next morning, The Preacher decided to leave on the forums whatever he remembered about it (which came up to be The Preacher's RDR2 leak).

 

Anyways, weeks passed, Bob found out, and instead of being mad on The Preacher (cause bros before hoes, duh), they met in the same pub.

Bob said: - You're now a trusted leaker, and I work for Bobstar Games™. How about we turn this whole thing into a publicity stunt?

The Preacher was like: *sips Irn-Bru* - I'm listening.

Bob: - Bobstar gets their free publicity, and the fans get what they want, information! Everyone gets their piece of the cake!

And The Preacher probably answered with some overly complicated riddle that even Bob, his long time friend, could not understand.

 

And so here we are, collecting any piece of information, because hope is our only chance of survival in such dark times!

As The Preacher was answering with the overly complicated riddle, Bob was looking at his eyes and, for the first time, he noticed how beautiful they were. Unconsciously, he slowly leaned his face towards The Preacher while he was talking. The Preacher looked back when he finally stopped talking, his eyes were shining. He knew what Bob wanted. So they kissed. But then they stopped, and quickly left the pub because they were ashamed and confused.

 

Anyway, a few days passed, and on the same pub, they found each other, but it was not intentional, they both decided to go to the pub the same day.

Bob said: - You know, this doesn't have to be weird. We kissed, so what?

The Preacher was like: *sips Irn-Bru* - Do you think this means something?

Bob: - It doesn't have to mean anything...

The Preacher stared at Bob, reflecting on that weird remark.

Bob stared back, quietly drank the whole cup in front of him, and finally said: - You know, uh, the pub closes in 2 hours, and I know the owner, so maybe we can stay, if you want to...

The Preacher silently nodded, and then finished his cup.

For those two hours, they had a pleasant conversation, they mostly talked about GTA VI and speculated about what will be in the game, they had a few drinks

 

Then the two hours passed, the pub closed and the people left. The owner gave the keys to Bob and told him to lock the pub when they were finished, and then he left.

For a few minutes they were silent.

But finally, The Preacher approached Bob, and they kissed again, this time more passionately.

Then Bob unzips his pants, looks at The Preacher, and says quietly: - I know you want this.

The Preacher nods, gets down on his knees, and does what he has to do.

They were finally doing it, they wanted it for a long time, and that time finally came. They were in love with each other.

When Bob was close to giving in, The Preacher stopped. He asked: - What about me? I need it too.

So he pulled down his pants and underwear, bent over the counter, and said to Bob: - We both want it, come here.

Bob said, reluctantly, while putting himself in position: - We do...

And before Bob started, he said: - This is going to hurt a little, but I promise I'll be gentle...

 

And that is it for now, there is more to this story, but this is only the part I know. I know this from my friend who is the uncle of a cousin of the owner of the pub who is a great friend of Bob and who knows everything that happened that night. My friend didn't tell me everything and meanwhile the quarantine happened, but when the quarantine is lifted I promise I will tell you the rest of the story. This is definitely true guys, no need for sources.

[Wazabi]

2 minutes ago, VIceGuy80 said:

How can you say that?

 

It's the three day theory, you know the resurrection of Jesus. He came back after 3 days.

[IS90]

10 minutes ago, wakky said:

How about the fact that in GTA 6 in the event of a mission failure, we are not forced to re-pass it, but to open new story lines? Your opinion about this.

That would be a total game changer.

[PeinNegato]

2 minutes ago, José_Sócrates said:

As The Preacher was answering with the overly complicated riddle, Bob was looking at his eyes and, for the first time, he noticed how beautiful they were. Unconsciously, he slowly leaned his face towards The Preacher while he was talking. The Preacher looked back when he finally stopped talking, his eyes were shining. He knew what Bob wanted. So they kissed. But then they stopped, and quickly left the pub because they were ashamed and confused.

 

Anyway, a few days passed, and on the same pub, they found each other, but it was not intentional, they both decided to go to the pub the same day.

Bob said: - You know, this doesn't have to be weird. We kissed, so what?

The Preacher was like: *sips Irn-Bru* - Do you think this means something?

Bob: - It doesn't have to mean anything...

The Preacher stared at Bob, reflecting on that weird remark.

Bob stared back, quietly drank the whole cup in front of him, and finally said: - You know, uh, the pub closes in 2 hours, and I know the owner, so maybe we can stay, if you want to...

The Preacher silently nodded, and then finished his cup.

For those two hours, they had a pleasant conversation, they mostly talked about GTA VI and speculated about what will be in the game, they had a few drinks

 

Then the two hours passed, the pub closed and the people left. The owner gave the keys to Bob and told him to lock the pub when they were finished, and then he left.

For a few minutes they were silent.

But finally, The Preacher approached Bob, and they kissed again, this time more passionately.

Then Bob unzips his pants, looks at The Preacher, and says quietly: - I know you want this.

The Preacher nods, gets down on his knees, and does what he has to do.

They were finally doing it, they wanted it for a long time, and that time finally came. They were in love with each other.

When Bob was close to giving in, The Preacher stopped. He asked: - What about me? I need it too.

So he pulled down his pants and underwear, bent over the counter, and said to Bob: - We both want it, come here.

Bob said, reluctantly, while putting himself in position: - We do...

And before Bob started, he said: - This is going to hurt a little, but I promise I'll be gentle...

 

And that is it for now, there is more to this story, but this is only the part I know. I know this from my friend who is the uncle of a cousin of the owner of the pub who is a great friend of Bob and who knows everything that happened that night. My friend didn't tell me everything and meanwhile the quarantine happened, but when the quarantine is lifted I promise I will tell you the rest of the story. This is definitely true guys, no need for sources.

nice fan fiction bro

[Budz]

3 minutes ago, José_Sócrates said:

As The Preacher was answering with the overly complicated riddle, Bob was looking at his eyes and, for the first time, he noticed how beautiful they were. Unconsciously, he slowly leaned his face towards The Preacher while he was talking. The Preacher looked back when he finally stopped talking, his eyes were shining. He knew what Bob wanted. So they kissed. But then they stopped, and quickly left the pub because they were ashamed and confused.

 

Anyway, a few days passed, and on the same pub, they found each other, but it was not intentional, they both decided to go to the pub the same day.

Bob said: - You know, this doesn't have to be weird. We kissed, so what?

The Preacher was like: *sips Irn-Bru* - Do you think this means something?

Bob: - It doesn't have to mean anything...

The Preacher stared at Bob, reflecting on that weird remark.

Bob stared back, quietly drank the whole cup in front of him, and finally said: - You know, uh, the pub closes in 2 hours, and I know the owner, so maybe we can stay, if you want to...

The Preacher silently nodded, and then finished his cup.

For those two hours, they had a pleasant conversation, they mostly talked about GTA VI and speculated about what will be in the game, they had a few drinks

 

Then the two hours passed, the pub closed and the people left. The owner gave the keys to Bob and told him to lock the pub when they were finished, and then he left.

For a few minutes they were silent.

But finally, The Preacher approached Bob, and they kissed again, this time more passionately.

Then Bob unzips his pants, looks at The Preacher, and says quietly: - I know you want this.

The Preacher nods, gets down on his knees, and does what he has to do.

They were finally doing it, they wanted it for a long time, and that time finally came. They were in love with each other.

When Bob was close to giving in, The Preacher stopped. He asked: - What about me? I need it too.

So he pulled down his pants and underwear, bent over the counter, and said to Bob: - We both want it, come here.

Bob said, reluctantly, while putting himself in position: - We do...

And before Bob started, he said: - This is going to hurt a little, but I promise I'll be gentle...

 

And that is it for now, there is more to this story, but this is only the part I know. I know this from my friend who is the uncle of a cousin of the owner of the pub who is a great friend of Bob and who knows everything that happened that night. My friend didn't tell me everything and meanwhile the quarantine happened, but when the quarantine is lifted I promise I will tell you the rest of the story. This is definitely true guys, no need for sources.

You’ve got serious talent. Amazing read.

[IS90]

19 minutes ago, Reno_ said:

Genius plan: Ban the preacher because he's already got enough followers that won't shut up about him even though he was wrong, if enough people don't shut up about him, his status can be changed to under review. Brilliant, just brilliant, ugh. So much for moving on and speculating about the game itself, for f*ck's sake

I hate this preacher thing too, but you can't help it when you see how the admins act around the subject. Its unprecedented. 

[joshua969]

Is there really preacher fanfiction now ?  For f*cks sake

[Wazabi]

10 minutes ago, haramia25 said:

So, The Preacher's account says "Under review" instead of "BUSTED", what's up with that? Is he making a return after all?

Yea why is this @uNi

[GlamFM]

Just now, BlueLion90 said:

I hate this preacher thing too, but you can't help it when you see how the admins act around the subject. Its unprecedented. 

It´s not. The mods like to have some fun too. 

Remember "where is the blue"? Fun times. 

[IS90]

3 minutes ago, joshua969 said:

Is there really preacher fanfiction now ?  For f*cks sake

They left reactions in his memory. Tell me about it.

[Len Lfc]

Quote

"We're entering what I suspect will be a prolonged cross-gen period"

[Reno_]

1 minute ago, BlueLion90 said:

I hate this preacher thing too, but you can't help it when you see how the admins act around the subject. Its unprecedented. 

It was fun for March, if only for people to get hyped and dissapointed over and over again. But it's time to move on. Maybe making a new more strict thread for talking about GTA VI would be a good idea. 

[Len Lfc]

2 minutes ago, Wazabi said:

Yea why is this @uNi

I'm not uNi, but logic would suggest he's put in an appeal.

[Wazabi]

1 minute ago, Len Lfc said:

I'm not uNi, but logic would suggest he's put in an appeal.

I hope @uNi would comment on this

[IS90]

6 minutes ago, GlamFM said:

It´s not. The mods like to have some fun too. 

Remember "where is the blue"? Fun times. 

Oh sh*t  indeed, fun times.

 

 

[w0mack]

5 minutes ago, Len Lfc said:

I'm not uNi, but logic would suggest he's put in an appeal.

Why would he put in an appeal? He literally told everyone that if nothing happens in March that he will ban himself. Can we stay on topic and talk about GTA VI?

[tmitchell48]

22 minutes ago, wakky said:

How about the fact that in GTA 6 in the event of a mission failure, we are not forced to re-pass it, but to open new story lines? Your opinion about this.

yes no mission fail screen game just carries on