The Bloopers Thread by @H-G   Hey, whassup, y'all? Welcome to The Bloopers Thread! Here, you have to write a transcript of any GTA scene (cutscene, gameplay conversation etc., anything), or at least a part of it, and then mess it up using your sense of humor (essentially turning it into a blooper). Alternatively, you can also write short, random and funny scenes of your own instead of ruining the original and existing ones.   Here are a few rules to abide before you get