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Strider_Core

Where is Lazlow gonna show up Next?

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Strider_Core

For those that have been following GTA since the 3rd one , you'll be aware of a man that transcended the 3D universe into the HD Universe. A man that goes by the name of Lazlow.

 

3D Universe Apperances 

  • First Appearing in GTA 3 as the Radio host of Chatterbox FM for Liberty City.
  • He then shows up in Vice City as the Radio Host of VROCK which is arguably the best radio station in the game.
  • He appears once again on the radio as host of the program Entertainig America on West Coast Radio.

 

HD Universe Appearances 

  • He appears as the owner and host of the Radio Station Integrity 2.0 as the cynical dick that interviews the local populace in GTA IV
  • He appears as the host of Fame or Shame in GTA V and features in 2 missions in which you intimidate him as Michael (And Trevor)
  • He finally appears as the washed up MC that you can have in your nightclub and it will be up to Lazlow to bring in celebrities. 

 

Apparently Lazlow's story is the only one that breaches from the 3D canon to HD canon. If you follow it Lazlow is constantly going between jobs as a bit of a waster and constantly finds new and hilarious ways to screw his life over. 

 

With this in mind , where are we going to see Lazlow show up next? Is he going to be another pathetic cynical radio host? Hosting a live TV show? Maybe he will even turn up as one of the many homeless or street entertainers found dotted round whatever city we visit next. 

 

What do you guys think? Where will next see Lazlow? Where do you want to see Lazlow? What is a Lazlow? 

 

 

 

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MojoGamer

His our next protagonist, did you not know?

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Strider_Core

God I wish 

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Damien Scott

Not sure where he's gonna show up but I hope we see him one last time. It would be funny if he mentions Michael and Trevor.

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Strider_Core

At this point if he doesn't turn up it'd feel like something was missing. I know he's not a major character but he's always just been there.

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Gtaman_92

He will probably host another talk show or rock station in Vice City.

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Ronald Reagan

I don't know man... but I'm sure he shows up in Tracey's ass.... from time to time.

 


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FFTLate

Probably on T.V. or as a show host for clubs like Split Slides (I don't see him having his own time on scene but, we never know...).

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AnimalFather

#MeToo puppet on the radio

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Strider_Core

Lazlow is the universal constant in the GTA Universe and he must suffer humility in order to keep the forces of chaotic destruction at Bay. 

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Arthur Bell

He's going to run a camp upside-downo in the next gta

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DexMacLeod

Probably hosting some kind of terrible yet mostly hilarious podcast that gets rebroadcast on some sort of bottom of the barrel public access radio station.

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BurnettVice

Lazlow always fails upwards, so I wanna see him host a talk show again. Have him deal with #METOO and other PC stuff, etc. Kind of like how he was in IV. He was kind of a sleazy scum bag but he had enough pride and backbone to not breakdown on live radio. In V he's a punching bag, who's emotionally unstable and cries. 

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XXVIII

‘Lazlow’ is (maybe) going to be sitting on the bank. Banking on the globe that he took hostage after far too many run-ins with the strawberries of only the lowest of the lowest grade, plastic half-wits that Los Santos would allow him to feast upon... the mistake of which built the answer to a question that seemingly drowned in cobwebs.

 

Lazlow Jones: ‘Seriously what the feck am I? Who the feck am I? I’ve tried the V-Rock s*it with Cousin Douche, Chatterbox with a couple of I-don’t-knows like the naked dude and Fernando ‘oh Lazlow I Fernando Martinez’, tickled Tracey’s little jungle, had my ponytail massacred by some stooges, and then there is that NightClub s*it! All of that just put me deeper in my misery! I feel like a fecking D-lister, man! I’m tired of being butt-fecked by the Devil!  
 

Da’Rell Remier: ‘Aye, bro!? You ever fecked with VR, before?’

 

Lazlow Jones: ‘No. May I ask who the hell you are?’

 

Da’Rell Remier: ‘I go by Da’Remier, just another n*ggah that did some hard times, felt some hard times, got some hard paper in Carcer. But I’m a high grade n*ggah; also heavily vilified for spittin’ n*ggah a lot. But... the crypt ain’t catch me sleepin’ yet. My love is puttin’ heart and feeling to the bars. They call me Da’Remier ‘cuz I’mma dreamer; ambition wants’ me, sooo I’m gettin’ it.’

 

Lazlow Jones: ‘Thanks for that soliloquy, kid. Admit I was entertained. That’s fine and dandy for you, but what’s VR and how will it save me?’

 

Da’Rell Remier: ‘Virtual reality, bro. Really hot s*it. Like real life s*it. Give Eyefinder a look. Hell, that team up in Liberty might *uck up the globe real good with VR in Race ‘N Chase: VI for the new GameStation with backwards compatibility. Industry’s feck if they already on that.’

 

Lazlow Jones: ‘Wow! That sounds genius! But, how’s VR gonna make me an all star?’

 

Da’Rell Remier: ‘It ain’t; just thought it might be a nice diversion to drown out them demons. Take your mind away from ‘no’ and put it on ‘go’.’ 
 

Lazlow Jones: Wait... I just thought of a brilliant idea! I’m gonna make a VR game! I’m gonna throw everything about real life in it and then I’ll sit on all the profit!’ Then all the a*sholes can kiss my middle finger! This game’s gonna be the greatest hit in the history of bulls*it!’

 

Da’Rell Remier: ‘Whoa. Hold up now, bro. You gonna need a posse for that. Not only that, but if you wanna make a game, you gotta have game. You need a portfolio and certification that you about the game life.’ 
 

Lazlow Jones: ‘Maybe the guys and girls at Liberty can help give my idea a good pulse.’

 

Da’Rell Remier: ‘No offense, but you basically a zero to them. They ballin’ with Race ‘N Chase: VI, right now. Might make the hit in 2021-2022. If you wanna be a crusader, you gonna have to work for the colors.’ 

Lazlow Jones: ‘Yeah, I get it. Maybe I’ll just grind it out until VI hits of get lost in some VR myself. Thanks for the offer.’

 

Da’Rell Remier: ‘No problem. Have a good one, man.’

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Rajaraja

Imagine if he's the next main antagonist.

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WapitiWarrior1899

This time he has officially lost it after being traumatized by Michael and Trevor. Hes a secred serial killer in the next gta that murders random middle aged men and draws dicks on them. 

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Len Lfc

Podcaster, if it's modern day?

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Black_Jesus

Quote

Strider Code is Lazlow

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Lazlow007

I bet he'll appear in some sort of mission/cutscene as well. :)

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Len Lfc
56 minutes ago, Lazlow007 said:

I bet he'll appear in some sort of mission/cutscene as well. :)

OMG He's here!!!

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lazloisdavrock

i wonder 

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Shyabang Shyabang

If the story is set during the present: in prison. Although Lazlow got convicted for sexual assaults against other teenaged girls, he is living in fear of Michael's revenge because Lazlow's secret nude photos of Tracey during her GTAV days get leaked.

 

If the story is set during the eighties: he is a horny teenager who... often sneaked into the Pole Position Club.

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Scania X
On 1/14/2020 at 6:31 PM, Strider_Core said:

Apparently Lazlow's story is the only one that breaches from the 3D canon to HD canon. If you follow it Lazlow is constantly going between jobs as a bit of a waster and constantly finds new and hilarious ways to screw his life over. 

 

 

Don’t forget about Fernando Martinez, his life story is pretty phucked up too, lol.   

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TheerT

My bet is that if GTA Next isn't set in Vice City, he will just get a show on a talk radio station and maybe appear in some in-game TV show. He may even appear physically, if Rockstar would like. If the next GTA's setting is VC though then there's a possibility Lazlow may host a rock station (if the game is set in the 80's) or a classic rock station (if the game is set in the present) for the sake of GTA VC and VCS nostalgia.

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Len Lfc
16 hours ago, Scania X said:

Don’t forget about Fernando Martinez, his life story is pretty phucked up too, lol.   

To this day, I still forget that he was in GTA III.

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Lotte

a paul brothers-esque youtube jackass seems it'd be a fitting thing to happen

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AlexGRFan97

The problem is, how old even is Lazlow in-universe?

He's not the same age he is real life, else he'd literally be a kid in Vice City Stories. But in V, he looks maybe 42 at the oldest.

And then in Vice City's promotional artwork, he looks maybe 20 - 25, so that would peg his age at around 47/48 in V. Plausible but getting on a bit.

 

And yes, even though 3D/HD eras are separate for 99% of things, the Lazlow character is clearly the same in both. He explicitly references Chatterbox FM in IV.

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SmoothGetaway

Leslie Benzies is not working with R* and hasn’t since around 2016, so it seems likely that the Lazlo character won’t be in GTAVI. As much as I love the character, I don’t see it happening. 

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DexMacLeod
1 hour ago, SmoothGetaway said:

Leslie Benzies is not working with R* and hasn’t since around 2016, so it seems likely that the Lazlo character won’t be in GTAVI. As much as I love the character, I don’t see it happening. 

What does Benzies' departure have to do with Lazlow?

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HOW'S ANNIE?
5 hours ago, SmoothGetaway said:

Leslie Benzies is not working with R* and hasn’t since around 2016, so it seems likely that the Lazlo character won’t be in GTAVI. As much as I love the character, I don’t see it happening. 

Ummmm, what? Lazlow was an audio director and writer on RDR. Leslie Benzies has absolute zero effect on Lazlows current standing with Rockstar games

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